Hello again, y'all. This is Rogue, not Morgan. She's been really sick this last week, and it's just been awful. She sneezed on Logan, like I'm talking snot shooting out everywhere, and I swear he nearly fainted on the spot. It's really tough for him with his enhanced senses, but I think he also might be a little bit squeamish. Don't ever tell him I said that though. I'm pretty sure he isn't computer savvy enough to actually get on and read my version of the story that Morgan puts up for me, so this can stay between just me and y'all.
He's so totally squeamish! Once, he eavesdropped on one of me and Jackie's sleepovers, and he overheard her telling me about that one time her and Victor um...did stuff...while she was on her period, and he gagged every time he made eye contact with either one of them for a week! Serves him right for snooping. But...oh wow, you guys haven't even met Victor yet. I forget how little we've actually covered. Well, you'll meet him soon. Try not to hate him too much. Beneath all the anger and violence is...more anger and violence...he really is an asshole. But he's family, so um...yeah.
Well, I promise we'll get back on track next Monday about what happened between me and Mama and how Logan broke my dad's face. Wait, have you even gotten to that? Oh well. Anyway, Morgan asked me to tell y'all that next Monday she'll just tack the new chapter onto the end of this one so the chapter count doesn't get too high. She's already put on more than thirty, and it seems a little ridiculous to add another just for an author's note. That means y'all won't get a notification email saying there's a new chapter though, but just go ahead and trust me that it will be there.
And Morgan also wants to let everyone know how much she appreci—oh crap, I gotta go. Logan is yelling at the computer again, and it's about "backtabbing." Whatever that is. My man-puppy is so cute when he gets all confused and flustered! But I'd better sign off before he stabs another monitor...
Thanks for reading!