Duck! Quack quack!
Erm...
I've got a question Eddy Pooooooooooo!!
Shoot.
Shoot what?
Huh?
What should I shoot?
... just ask your question.
Why is it duck tape?
What? What's duck tape?
Y'know, the shiny silver tape.
You mean Duct tape?
No, I mean duck tape. Do you like, tape up ducks with it?
No. It's called duct tape. And I don't know why they call it that.
ALICE!
I swear, next time you stab me with that thing I'll-
Is it duck tape or duct tape?
Duck...
Alice!
What?
It is not!
I KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH DUCT TAPE!
-sigh- What?
Duck rape!
OMG Eddy's gonna rape a duck!
First a pedophile, then a duck rapest...
Naw. You rape bagels.
I do what now?
A/N: My brother asked me if they tape up ducks with duct tape. He thought it was duck tape. XD