How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches~ Flash Rosenberg

Two can play this game

"What does your junk look like?"

Megamind sighed, putting down his pencil to look at the girl who'd popped her head up over the tilted desk.

"Remmy, I'm no- Wait. Fire? But..." Looking around, he half expected to see the Australian somewhere. But no, this time it was Fire who'd popped the unnecessary question out of thin air. "Isn't it usually Remmy who does this?"

Fire shrugged and leaned her arms against the top of the desk. "Guess I've been affected by her. You can only live with someone for so long before you adopt some qualities."

"Asking private questions is a quality?" Megamind leaned back in his chair with a raised eyebrow.

"Maybe? So, what does it look like?"

With a sigh he closed his eyes. Teenagers could be really annoying from time to time. At least, when they didn't care about limits. Limits normal people should know.

Wait.

Was he a normal person?

An idea enlightened a spark in his amazing mind. Two could play this game.

With a smirk and his index fingers pressed against each other, he asked "So, Fire, how often do you masturbate?"

Her eyes popped and her jaw dropped, confusion and surprise painted all over her. "Come again?"

"You heard me."

With a series of shocked blinks and shifting eyes from Fire, he knew he'd won this one. "I get the hint!" Fire pointed to nowhere particular. "I'm just gonna... go..."

And with that she was gone.

Megamind chuckled and leaned over his designs again. Some days, the girls' questions could be rather amusing.

Especially if he'd gotten some new 'qualities'.

Yeah, not gonna answer that one...

Oh no he DIDN'T!

The guys in my class at Youth School (grade 8 to 10) used to ask all the girls if they masturbated... What the H are you supposed to answer to that? If you said yes, they'd bug you about it. If you said no, you were weird. But if a girl asked a boy, he'd say 'Du'uh. Of course!' and that was it. Because we all know guys do it, they don't care to hide that fact.

But now, three years late, I've come up with a reply!

"Ever seen your Mom's breasts?"

Glad I made you laugh, Twoie ;)