Based on the Chowder episode Burple Nurples.

The story begins with 2 young boys. One is a young mechanic with a green hat backwards named Skippy, the other is a more classy blonde named Winston. The two boys are on the sidewalk selling soft pretzels on a stand.

One of their customers took a bite out of one and was incredibly impressed. "Young men, these soft pretzels of yours are absolutely scrumptious!"

"Why yes we know," Winston replies. "We made them ourselves."

"Well aren't you two professional."

"Thank you for your patronage. Always a pleasure."

As the customer leaves, the boys spotted the two Loud twins.

"Hi Lola!" Winston waves.

"Hi Lana!" Skippy waves back.

"Hey Skippy!" Lana greeted.

"Hey Winston!" Lola greeted as well. "What you guys doing?"

"Oh you know. Just a little business project we came up with," Winston answers. "We figured it'd be time for us to spread our wings."

Lana was confused. "You guys have wings?"

Skippy chuckles at that remark. "No Lana. What he meant was we decided to cook a dish all on our own."

"On your own?" Lola asked. "I sure wish we could do that."

"Can we try one?" Lana tried to reach for one, but ended up getting slapped on the hand by Winston.

"No! But you can buy one. We're selling them for $2 each. Of course for you two, there's a special boyfriend-girlfriend discount."

Lola got the idea as Winston gave her a kiss. However, Lana looks on with disgust.

"Uh…...could we just settle for a high five instead?" She suggested.

"Sure thing Lans," Skippy chuckles as the two engaged in a high five.

Moments later, Lola and Lana were walking home enjoying the soft pretzels they just bought. "Boy, these pretzels are off the hook," Lana said.

"Yeah," her twin agrees. "Imagine if we had a pastry stand like that. We could make a fortune!"

"Yeah!" Lana cheers, but then realized something. "But even if we could, what kind of pastry could we make?"

"Not to worry dear twin. Because I know just the person who can help."

Back at the Loud house, Lincoln is at the dining room table reading a comic when the twins came in.

"Hey big brother," Lola says sweetly. "How are you doing this fine day?"

"What do you want?"

"What? What makes you think we want something? We just wanted to check in on our favorite brother."

Lincoln wasn't buying it. "What do you want?"

The twins gave up. "Alright! You caught us," Lana said. "Remember when you were trying to make those chocolate pies and then tried to sell them at your school?"

"Unfortunately yes."

"Well," Lola chimes in. "We were maybe thinking of making something that we could sell to the kids in the neighborhood."

"And why do you need my help?"

"We were hoping you could give us advice on what to make," Lana answered.

"I don't know guys."

"Come on Lincoln. All you have to do is help us find a good recipe. That's it. We can do the rest."

"Yeah, I still don't think so. You guys might want to get a few more years under your belt."

"What does that even mean?"

"It means that the answer is no. Besides, you guys can get a little too competitive."

The twins are then left alone to think. "Well now what are we supposed to do?" Lola complains.

"Lola," her tomboyish twin said. "If there's anything I've learned from you, it's to never give up. Especially when it comes to asking for favors. Looks like we're going to need our secret weapon."

"You mean…..?"

"Yep. Operation: cuteness."

Lincoln resumes back to his reading when he felt a light tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see the twins began staring at him with their puppy dog eyes.

"Linky," Lola asked. "Could you please help us?"

"Please?" Lana begged. "Pleeeease?"

"Guys I told you," Lincoln answered. "I just don't think this is a good idea."

"Please?"

"No guys."

"Pleeeeease?"

"No."

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…."

The twins kept on begging. So much so that they could even be heard from atop the stairs. Despite that, Lincoln still refuses to change his mind. "Lola? Lana?" The Twins are still begging. "Really guys, you can't keep that up forever."

"...eeeeeeeee-Yes we can-eeeeeeeeeee….."

"You're not gonna change my mind."

"...eeeeeeee-but we both saw Skippy and Winston doing it-eeeeeeeee…."

"Ugh. I should've known," Lincoln muttered to himself. "Why am I not surprised?" He then turned towards the girls. "Alright guys. I'll help. I think dad might have some cookbooks in the attic."

Lola stopped. "Thanks Linky!" However, Lana was still begging. "Lana, did you hear that? Linky's gonna help us."

"...eeeeeee-Woo-hoo!-eeeeee…" Lana cheers but was still begging.

"You can stop now."

"...eeeeeeee-wish I could but I'm stuck-eeeeeeee…."

Later, the trio is in the attic looking for cookbooks.

"Okay, let's find you guys a nice easy recipe." As Lincoln is searching through, he suddenly gets hit constantly in the back of the head with books. Which is a result of Lola and Lana searching on their own.

"I like this one!" Lana pulls out a book with an open page.

"So do I!" Her twin agreed.

However, the recipe in the book looked too complicated. "How about this instead?" Lincoln opened the book to a much simpler recipe. "Apple on a stick."

"But that's too easy," Lola complained. "Our wings won't soar."

"Yeah," Lana agrees. "And no offense, but a simple 2-step recipe doesn't exactly say 'professional'."

"Where do you keep coming up with this stuff?" Lincoln groaned.

"What was the first recipe you ever made?" Lola asked.

"Apple on a stick!"

"Okay well after that," Lana continues.

"Well I made chocolate donuts. But I think that might be a little too advanced."

"I wanna make chocolate donuts!" Lola shouts.

"Yeah!" Lana agrees. "Let's make chocolate donuts!"

"Chocolate donuts! Chocolate donuts!"

The twins were so excited that they started celebrating. Including heel clicking…..

"Chocolate donuts! Chocolate donuts!"

…...running up and down the stairs….

"Chocolate donuts! Chocolate donuts!"

At one point they were even in Lisa's room. "What are you doing here?" The young genius exclaimed.

Later, the twins are in the kitchen. Lola was reading the recipe out of the book while Lana was busy cooking. Lincoln was supervising.

"Okay," Lola read. "Gently crack one egg."

"Got it!" Lana took out an egg and threw it against the wall. "That was easy."

Lincoln was apparently not pleased. "Um….guys?"

"Got it covered bro," Lana assures. "What's next Lols?"

"Okay, next: add a cup of sugar."

Lana took out a cup of sugar and poured it into her mouth.

"To the bowl, Lana," Lincoln corrected.

Lola took out another cup of sugar and poured that one into the bowl. She then went back to the book. "Now introduce two sticks of butter."

Lana took out two sticks of butter. "Mr. Butter, meet Mrs. Butter." Lana rubbed the two sticks of butter together making it seem like they were kissing, before tossing them aside.

"Um…..guys." Lincoln tries to intervene.

"We know what we're doing Linky," Lola says.

"Yeah," Lana adds. "You're getting worked up over nothing. Geez Louise."

"Alright, What's next?"

Lana walked right over to the book. "Hmmm…...boring." She said as she tore out a page. "Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring." Lana kept tearing out pages until she saw one that caught her eye. "Ooooo! Add lots of vanilla extract! Well how about that!"

The twins ran up to the cabinet to get the last ingredient. Lana held Lola up on her shoulders while the latter tried to reach for the top shelf.

"Now guys," Lincoln warned. "Make sure you grab the right one."

"Linky we can handle this. You have to have faith in us." However Lola wasn't paying attention and accidentally grabbed a jar of poison that was right next to the vanilla extract.

Lincoln was shocked. "Poison?"

"We're just making chocolate donuts. What are you so worried about?" Lana was unintentionally adding the poison to the concoction.

"It's just that…"

"It's just what?"

"It's just…...just….."

"What?!" The twins then put the donuts into the oven.

"But…...but….."

"Okay," Lana declares. "I see what's going on. You don't trust us."

"What?"

"It's obvious. You don't think we can do this ourselves. You just want to prevent us from spreading our wings."

"What?! No! That's not—!"

"Save it, Lincoln! We come here asking for help and all you can do is criticize us? I thought you were better than that. You know what I think? I think you're just jealous!"

"Jealous?"

"You heard me! You're just jealous that we're going to become a success! And you're just gonna be nothing more than our brother!"

"Guys I—." Lincoln is interrupted by a timer ding.

"Donuts are done!" The twins took the donuts out of the oven.

"Better try one." Lana was about to bite into one when Lincoln slaps it right out of her hand. It landed on the floor and right next to Charles, who then sniffed it before running away in fear. "Lincoln! What are you doing?"

"Oh! I…..uh….just wanted you to…..uh…...save as many as you can!" The solo Loud brother lied. "For the customers!" The twins then looked confused. "I mean they look so good! So delicious and so not deadly poisonous!"

Lola was a little suspicious, but bought it anyway. "Okay."

"Come on Lola! Let's get to work! We don't want to keep our customers waiting." The twins both headed outside leaving Lincoln alone.

"Dang it! Why would someone even put that poison in the spice cabinet in the first place?"

Just then a huge gang of rats came into the kitchen.

"Oh yeah. That's why. They should really put better labels on those. Oh, what am I gonna do? If people eat those donuts, they're gonna become sick and die. But if no one buys any, Lola and Lana's self esteem will be crushed." Lincoln then got an idea. "Unless…"

Outside in the front yard, the twins are setting up a stand. "Now all we have to do is wait for customers."

"Allow me," Lola stepped in. As soon as she sees someone walking by, she immediately screamed at the top of her lungs. "CHOCOLATE DONUTS!" However her shouting only made that person run away. She then saw someone else and shouted again. "CHOCOLATE DONUTS!" Just like last time, that person walked away.

Lincoln was hiding from behind the house disguised as a yodeler. He then walked over to the stand. "Oh, what do we have…..?"

"CHOCOLATE DONUTS!" Lola's shrieking made Lincoln startle.

"We made them ourselves," Lana claims.

"Well in that case, I'll take the whole dozen." Lincoln says as he scooped them up in his arms.

"That'll be $25," Lola says.

Lincoln was quite surprised. "Why are they so expensive?"

"It's called business bub. Don't blame me, blame the system."

"It's best not to argue with her," Lana shrugged.

Lincoln reaches into his pocket. "Well I've only got $20."

"Okay," Lana whispers. "Don't tell Lola but I'm willing to throw in a couple for free." Lana winked as she took the money.

"How generous of you. Now if you don't mind, I'll be taking those. See ya!" Lincoln took all the donuts and ran off.

"Wait good sir!" Lola stopped him. "Don't you want to taste them?"

"Uh…...you know? I happen to be a donut connoisseur, and I can tell just by looking at them that these are the finest quality donuts I will ever taste in my life. Great work girls."

"Oh wow!" Lana said with surprise. "A real donut connoisseur!"

"You have to taste them!" Lola added.

"Yeah! You have to rate the donuts!"

Lincoln saw the desperate look on both the twins' faces. "Well go on."

Lincoln was still pretty hesitant. On one hand, if he ate it, he would most likely suffer from severe food poisoning. But on the other hand, if he didn't, both the twins would be crushed. He knew what he had to do. "Okay! I'm eating it. See?" Lincoln wasn't actually eating it. Instead he just took the donut and put it back in his handful from behind his head, making it seem like he ate it. "Mmmmm. That's delicious. Can't wait to go home and eat the rest."

"Glad you like them."

"Yeah! Now it will be easier to sell the other 5 dozen!" Lana held out a plate with more donuts, which makes Lincoln more nervous.

In Lori's room, the oldest sister is on her bed, when Lincoln barges in. "Hey Lori. How's my favorite oldest sister doing?"

"What do you want, twerp?"

"How'd you know I was gonna ask for something?"

"Because you literally always follow 'how's my favorite whatever sister doing' with a desperate plea for something. So what is it?"

"Alright, listen I need a favor! Remember your work bonus? Well I need to borrow it. I promise I'll pay you back as soon as I can. Don't ask me any questions!"

"I do have one."

"Yes the twins are involved."

"Fine." Lori hands Lincoln the money. "You owe me by the end of the month."

Back outside, Lindsey Sweetwater stops by the twins' stand. "Well, well, well. If it isn't miss Lola Loud. Haven't seen you since the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Twin Pageant."

"In case you've forgotten Sweetwater," Lola says sarcastically. "we won that prize fair and square."

"Oh how typical. You think you're better than me at everything. In fact I'm surprised you got your twin to help out with this too. Even though the only pastries she can make are mud pies."

"Hey!" Lana argues. "Leave my personal interests alone! Although I do make the best mud pies."

"Look Lindsey!" Lola argued back. "Why don't you just skedaddle? We've got a lot of customers waiting." Ironically, the space around the girls is completely deserted.

"Well let them wait. I have to buy one just to prove how repulsive they truly are."

"Okay, that'll be $5 dollars."

"Boy that's a lot of money. They better be putrid."

Lindsey was about to eat a donut, just as Lincoln came here with another disguise. "Do not eat that donut!" He said in a thick French accent.

"Why shouldn't I?"

"Because…...because….it is calling out to me! I need that exact donut! Tell you what. I'll give you $5."

"$20!"

"What is it with you kids?" Lincoln pulls out more money from his pocket. "I'll give you $10."

"$30!"

"$15."

"$40."

"Sacré bleu! $25."

"$55."

"$30."

"$65."

"$35."

"$800,000,000!" Lana joined in.

"Stay out of this!" Lincoln snapped. "$35."

"$100!"

"WHAT?! That's highway robbery!" Lincoln then gave up and took out the money. "Alright fine. Here you go. $100. Now give me that donut!" Lincoln then took the donut and ran off.

However Lindsey still had a smug grin on her face. "I think I might need another donut. Here's $5."

Lincoln came back with the same disguise. "$10."

"$300!"

"Oh you are such a little devil child!"

Moments later, Lincoln has a plate full of a load of donuts, while Lindsey was sitting on top of a huge bag of cash. "Thank you! Come again!" The twins said.

"Well it cost every cent I had," Lincoln claimed. "But at least I got all the—."

"Chocolate donuts!" Turns out the twins had even more. "Get your fresh hot chocolate donuts!"

"Oh for the love of fiddlesticks!"

Back in the house, the rest of the girls are watching tv in the living room, when Lincoln came in through the front door. "Guys!"

"Let me guess, you literally need more money? Sorry but no."

"Dang Lori. You're always one step ahead of everything. And why not?"

"Because we don't have any more money to forgive you," Luna answers.

"Did you spend all your extra money on your hobbies again?"

The girls nodded.

"Dang it."

"I hate to intrude elder brother," Lisa states. "But does this by any chance include our semi-identical siblings in some way shape or form?"

"If you mean the twins are involved, then yes. Now what am I supposed to do?"

"You're the man with the plan," Lynn stated. "You figure it out."

"Fine. I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to this."

Back outside.

"CHOCOLATE DONUTS!"

Lincoln came back once again, this time dressed as his female counterpart Linka. "Oh I simply love chocolate donuts. Care to give a free sample to a pretty young girl?"

"Sure," Lana assures. "Do you know one?"

"Can't give a free sample to a white haired girl?"

"Sorry toots," Lola says. "White haired girls have to pay."

Lincoln paused for a moment, before finally taking the plate of donuts and running away.

"Hey missy! You owe us $300!" The twins ran after.

"I've got to dispose of these donuts!"

"Stop thief!"

Lincoln kept on running. Along the way, he passed by the public bathroom. "A toilet? No! That's the first place Lana would look! Better keep looking!"

Lincoln ran off again and the twins followed. But Lola stopped in front of the public bathroom. "Oh good! A bathroom. Excuse me a minute." Lola went in and shut the door while Lana waited. Moments later, Lola came back out. "Okay I'm good." And the twins went back to chasing.

As Lincoln was still running, he spotted a sign that said 'you are now leaving Royal Woods'. "The city limits? No! That's the first place Lola would look!" Lincoln ran off and the twins followed him into the city junkyard. Once in there he spotted a large incinerator into the distance. "I know what I gotta do! The donuts must go into the fire!"

Lincoln ran towards the furnace and the twins followed. Unfortunately, Lola started lagging behind. "Time out! Not used to running!" Eventually she went back to running.

Lincoln reaches the furnace and took one last look and saw the twins watching in horror. "I'm sorry," he whispered.

"Nooooooooo!"

The twins tried desperately to stop it but it was too late. The donuts went into the incinerator and a huge fire came out of it. Fortunately, the fire didn't hurt the kids but the heat did burn off Lincoln's disguise, revealing who that thief really was.

"Lincoln? Where'd that thieving white-haired girl go?"

"Guys," Lincoln sighed. "That thieving girl was me. You see, there's another person inside of all of us. And sometimes when we let them take over, we end up doing things we're not proud of. But if there's one thing I am proud of, it's you. Well technically that's two things but anyway, I'm proud at both of you. Because you're always so determined to prove yourselves worthy. And you proved to me that everything I believed about you was right."

"Wow! That's really nice of you to say," Lana said. "But why'd you throw the donuts into the furnace?"

"Oh, because of the poison."

"The what?"

"Oh never mind. Let's just go home."

As Lincoln started walking, Lola then turned to her twin. "So you knew those people were…."

"Lincoln in disguise?"

"Uh-Huh."

"Yep."