Note: One or two of you asked me about why there were cars and guns in the MLP dimension right now. The reason they exist is because of Sunset Shadow. He introduced quite a few inventions, such as combustion engines (thus most cars), electricity (thus cellphones), and staple guns (everyone loves staple guns). Unfortunately, given the nature of some beings, these technologies were reverse-engineered and built into weapons. Thus, tanks and guns. Anyway, that was just a quick note. On to some awesomeness with Rarity, Discord, and Pinkie Pie! Don't forget to give me reviews! Lot's of them! I LOVE REVIEWS!

Dimension: My Little Pony

Planet: Equestria Earth

Specific Location: Hotel de la Mule in Don Keyxote, capitol of Bray

Time: Two days after the arrival of the Brothers in Arms corps

Rarity woke bright and early. Stepping distastefully around Discord, who was snoring loudly on his bed, she trotted to the window and opened the curtains wide to let the lovely sunlight stream in. It was a bright day, and birds were chirping cheerfully in the sky. Rarity breathed deep the crisp, clean air as she surveyed the grand train station below her. Her breath caught in her throat and her pupils shrunk to a tenth of their regular size as she noticed something.

There was a massive convoy of track-riding tank carriers with the Equus-Irrum alliance insignia plastered across their sides. She then noticed that the hotel had been surrounded by the Bray police force and a couple of alliance Humvees with mounted machine guns. Rarity quickly slammed the window shut and closed the curtains. She leaned against the window as if something was trying to push its way in as she teetered between the edge of hyperventilating and feinting. Suddenly Discord snorted, shifted, and opened his eyes a tad bit. His eyes opened a little more when he saw Rarity in her flustered state.

"Had a nightmare, eh Rarity?" he muttered, more to himself than any pony else.

"Discord! Come and look through the window!" whispered Rarity harshly as sweat began to trickle from her forehead.

Discord slowly rolled out of bed and floated to the window. He peeked through. His eyes widened. "I'll say… I will say… This is quite a bit of a pickle. Didn't those two Bray senators say that they were on your side though?"

Rarity nodded vigorously. "They did!" she replied, "We are after the Yolk pass! These things shouldn't be here! Equestria soldiers were supposed to have blown the tracks hours ago!"

Rarity started to hyperventilate, so Discord conjured up a paper bag and handed it to her. She began to breathe in and out with it as she calmed herself down. Discord eyed the scene with a mildly interested air.

"Well," he said, "I suppose those police forces surrounding the building are for us. I don't think they would inadvertently let potential hostages get away so easily. I mean, you are pretty much an ambassador for Equestria and could fetch a hefty price from Equestria."

As this statement floated away into the air, a knock came at the door.

"Room service!" said a voice. Discord winked, "That'll be the police here to apprehend us. They really have to try harder next time. Rarity, did you notice that there was a large laundry chute inside the closet over there?"

Rarity cocked her head to one side. "Well, yes… Wait… Oh no, I am NOT going in there. You can't make me!"

Discord rolled his eyes, picked up Rarity, covered her mouth with his lion's paw, and carried her to the chute in the closet. He opened it and tossed her down it. She slid away screaming, but the walls were too thick and the sounds didn't reverberate outside the room. Discord grinned. "I've been wanting to do that since I saw that chute," he chuckled. The knock at the door came again, though it was a little louder this time, and Discord knew that there were several armed guards along with the door knocker outside.

"I said room service! Are you in there?"

Discord fluttered his eyelashes for no particular reason and said, in a Rarity-like, high-pitched voice, "Oh darling, please be a dear and wait a moment. I need to finish putting on my mascara!"

Discord then attempted to teleport into Pinkie Pie's room. The same thing that blocked Flaming Star at the Freezelock stopped Discord. The unusual and mysterious technology had effectively disabled all forms of instantaneous traveling in Bray, Irrum, Equus, and everywhere else. At first Discord was a little put out, and was wondering what the hell could be happening, but a rap came again, with such force, that the door buckled a little. Discord then remembered what he had to do. He quickly opened the window to his room, climbed out elegantly, opened the window to Pinkie Pie's room, adjacent to his, and climbed in.

The room was decked out in streamers, balloons, and fliers, all which were pink.

"Heya Discord!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie, "you here for a PARTY?!"

Discord rolled his eyes, covered Pinkie Pie's mouth, picked her up, and tossed her down her laundry chute in the closet. He then himself dove down it. The slide was steep and fast, but it only lasted a minute before the two landed in a large pile of fluffy laundry. Discord shook his head to clear it and climbed out. Rarity was sitting in an adjacent pile, glaring at him.

"Oh dear, somepony has got a frowny-face!" chuckled Discord as he straightened up.

"Don't EVER do that to me again! Do you hear me?!" exclaimed Rarity.

Discord placed his eagle's claw appendage over his heart and said, "Of course, dear Rarity. Never again! Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. There, are you satisfied?"

Rarity turned pointedly around. Discord dropped his teasing demeanor and then said, "Rarity, we have a problem."

Rarity slowly turned back around and said, "What do you mean?"

Discord noticed that Pinkie Pie was still in the pile of laundry, so he moved over and sat on it, trapping her beneath him. He smiled contentedly before continuing. "Well," he said, "Somepony has blocked my teleportation powers. This means not flashing in and out of existence, no teleporting to other places…"

"Well, that's good!" said Rarity, "That means no more jumpscares! You wouldn't believe how frustrating it is when you do those!"

Discord blinked. "We can't leave," he stated flatly.

Rarity's pupils shrunk. "Oh…" She fainted.

Discord sighed as Pinkie Pie exclaimed, "Um… I can't get up. Where is everypony?! Oooohhh… a pillow!"

Discord began, for the first time in his life, to consider his options. He was stuck here with two liabilities that he had promised the most powerful beings in Equestria that he would protect. Their hotel was also surrounded by a police force and army soldiers bent on capturing or killing them. He couldn't teleport, or run, which means he was stuck with the most distasteful third option: fight. Sighing, he got up and let Pinkie Pie get out of the laundry pile. He extended his lions paw and concentrated hard. It had been over two thousand years since he had tried to conjure anything other than silly distractions or funny pranks. Sweat began to trickle from his brow as he tried earnestly to conjure up fire. A small flame appeared in the center of his lion's paw, it slowly grew until it was a fist-sized fireball. He then morphed the fireball into a lava ball which he froze into an ice block. He then transformed the ice block into a mass of dark matter, which he then changed into a ball of lightning. He then snuffed out the lightning and smiled a sad smile. He was a prankster, the so-called "god of chaos" in this world; he wasn't a fighter, or a murderer. However, he had made a promise, and he intended to keep it, no matter how contrary what he was about to do was to his usual nature.

He went over to Rarity and shook her. "Wakey-wakey!" he said, "This is not a time for beauty sleep, Rarity!"

Rarity's eyes snapped open. "This wasn't a beauty sleep, Discord!" she exclaimed indignantly, "this was called dramatic fainting. Two VERY different things!"

Discord rolled his eyes, "Oh well, we can discuss the science of that later. What we need to do now is get out of this hotel. We are going to get to the ground level, where I am going to provide cover. We will then run and grab one of those delightful alliance Humvees. We then begin an awesome police chase around the city aimlessly!"

Rarity blinked. "Aimlessly?" she said, still a little lost for words.

Discord sighed. "Yes, well, that is as far as I have gotten, but we don't have much time. By now the guards have searched our rooms and are now searching the rest of the building. We need to act now! Let's go!"

Discord opened the door to the staircase and dramatically struck a pose. Rarity exited the laundry room with Pinkie Pie. Discord followed, closing the door on his way out. He then took his place at the head of the group as they cautiously climbed the staircase. It had not yet been searched, so everything was quiet. Soon they reached the ground-floor level door, and Discord eased it open. They were in a small hallway that fed in the center hallway of the Hotel de la Mule. He could make out Bray police and alliance soldiers galloping around, checking every nook and cranny. He sighed, this was the big moment.

He kicked open the door and shouted dramatically, "Gaze upon me, foul creatures! Behold the god of chaos in all his brilliance! Beware!"

The guards and soldiers looked at him… then started to shoot him. Discord threw up an energy shield that protected him and he rushed them.

"I will hold them off! You two head for the door and grab a vehicle of some sort! Make sure it has wheels and an engine, by the way. Seatbelts would be preferable." He yelled as he dropped the shield and hurled a fireball off in a random direction. He couldn't have hit water if he had fallen out of a boat.

Rarity nodded, her eyes wide with fear as she grabbed Pinkie Pie (who seemed oblivious to everything) and ran towards the door. Discord quickly cleared their path with a seismic blast that knocked the soldiers blocking the door aside. He hurled another large rolling fireball that caused the soldiers to scatter and then ran after Rarity. He opened the door, grabbed his two friends, and jumped behind a pillar as the Humvee machine guns opened up on them. He then quickly turned and hurled a bolt of explosive energy at the grand double doors of the hotel, bringing the whole thing down. No one was exiting that way now.

"I say, whoever's idea it was to make guns in this dimension was soooo stupid," muttered Discord as shrapnel and bullets flew around them.

Rarity peeked around the pillar, but then withdrew her head quickly as a hail of bullets punched through the air where her head had been moments before. She glanced at Discord, "Which vehicle should we take?" she yelled over the clamor.

Discord peeked around the corner. "Oh, I would say that large, heavily armored and guarded S.W.A.T. prisoner-transport truck."

Rarity peeked around the corner as well and exclaimed, "Are you mad? Why don't we just grab that one car thingy, um, Humvee, over there? It's unguarded! Whatever gave you the idea to go for that other one?!"

Discord stroked his chin, "Nothing really, my dear Rarity, just the fact that Pinkie Pie is, as of now, hopping towards it."

It was true, Pinkie Pie was hopping towards it blissfully as all the soldiers and Humvees shot at her. Remarkably, her Pinkie sense kept her from being hit. "Stop that!" she exclaimed irately, "I just want Gummy to see it up close!"

Rarity fainted. Discord sighed and tossed her over his shoulder. He then conjured up an energy shield that he levitated it front of him. He then rushed the soldiers. As they shot at him, he snapped the fingers of his free appendage and suddenly all the guards were dressed in pink tutus. They all stopped shooting for a moment to gaze indignantly down at their new garbs. This was all the distraction Discord needed. He grabbed Pinkie Pie, who was poking the vehicle with Gummy's tail, and hopped in. Discord tossed his two friends into the passenger seat and turned the key, which some idiot had left in the ignition. He then floored the gas pedal and rocketed out of the parking lot of the Hotel de la Mule. Immediately other vehicles started to chase them.

Rarity's eyes snapped open. She then realized Discord was driving a vehicle. "Have you ever driven before?" She yelled.

Discord shook his head. "Of course not! These weird contraptions weren't even in existence until Sunset Shadow showed up! Hang on!"

Rarity covered her eyes, and turned a shade of green. Pinkie Pie, on the other hoof, was enjoying the ride immensely. Suddenly there was a shout from the built-in jail compartment in the back of the van. Pinkie turned around.

"Oooh! Hello! Are you here for a ride as well? Isn't it fun?!" She exclaimed.

Discord turned his head to look at who Pinkie was speaking to. It was the prime senator, Pontius Donkius.

"Oh! Hello prime senator! Fancy meeting you here!" said Discord airily, "Aren't supposed to be off doing, oh I don't know, other things pertaining to betraying our trust?"

Pontius looked at him through the bars of the compartment as he said, "I don't know what you are talking about! Martique Muleen betrayed me! And now Bray is totally under the control of the alliance! They arrested me for conspiracies against the new alliance-backed senate!"

"Well that would explain the high security positioned around the vehicle when we grabbed it," commented Discord, who didn't seemed in the least bothered by the fact that RPG mounted Humvees had joined the chase.

"Listen, we need to get out of here!" said Pontius harshly, "I don't know what is going on, but somehow some unnatural creature is aiding the alliance! It has given them new technology and powers! No one can be trusted! In fact-"

Suddenly the vehicle skidded and rolled over as an RPG hit the back left wheel. The truck then flipped and tumbled down a deep precipice that was bordering the road that Discord had been driving down and then exploded into flames as it smashed against the ground far below.

Note: I think Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Discord could be an awesome team... If Rarity could stop the dramatic fainting!