Wasabi: Look, Fred. It's easy. Now that we've covered care and car maintenance, and you've read your manual cover-to-cover, all you need to do is turn on the car, check both ways, signal and pull out into traffic.
Fred: But, but what'd I do at a traffic light?!
Wasabi: Just remember what my dad always said about hotdogs; Ketchup means Stop, Mustard means Slow and Relish means-,
Fred: Wasabi.
Wasabi: Yes?
Fred: Green. Green means Slow.
Wasabi: What?!
Fred: Yellow means act like GoGo.
Wasabi: Wah... no. NO. Do NOT act like GoGo!
Fred: Red means Blood!
[Guns Wasabi's car]
Wasabi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[They narrowly make it through a busy intersection]
Fred: Yeahhh! I'm a real driver. Let's get some hotdogs.
Wasabi: _