"Talking"

"Thinking"

"Biju/Summons Talking"

'Biju/Summons Thinking'

"~Jutsu~" Ex: "~Kage bunshin no Jutsu!~"

Chapter 37

Sasuke chronicles will be delayed for a while. I'm sorry for that as I am sure many of you have looked forward to that *laughs*

Three days earlier

'What did I do to deserve this?' Naruto thought with a scowl lying on his bed. He had two red heads lying next to him and they wouldn't leave him alone. This would be a dream or at least pleasant for most men but for Naruto this was his biggest nightmare.

Naruto laid there trying to sleep and forget about his problem but he kept hearing these noises and the last one sounded an awful lot like Naru-chan screaming for help. Doing the normal thing for once Naruto got up from bed and went to check things out at Naru-chan's room. Once he got closer he heard Nami's voice except it was a lot darker and deeper than usual.

"Explain yourself, human" Nami said in that dark voice.

"I keep telling you I don't know what you are talking about" Naru-chan answered.

Naruto opened the door and what he saw was quite funny as Nami had pushed Naru-chan to the wall. Seriously why is little Naru-chan taking shit from the brat.

"Naru-chan, brat" Naruto greeted.

"Help me out here will you?" Naru-chan pleaded.

Nami however slowly turned around and that was when Naruto noticed it. Slits in her eyes and darker whiskers which means either Nami was using the Kyuubi's chakra or the Kyuubi was in control. However this was not the problem.

Her hair was red.

"THERE YOU ARE, EXPLAIN YOURSELF HUMAN!" 'Nami' yelled and charged him.

Naruto's jaw dropped for a second before he took action.

"Screw this!" he yelled and disappeared using ~Hiraishin~

A few minutes later near Kumo.

Just to be safe Naruto had travelled a long way to get away from the third red head. Now that Nami had turned out that way as well there was no saving her. That is why he was currently holding a memorial ceremony for his now long gone little sister.

He had put up a picture of her and himself which had been taken a short while after he had arrived in this world three years ago. There was not much sake left due to him already drinking it all up.

"Oh brat" Naruto said with tears about to fall "Why you?"

As Naruto was about to pick up the sake bottle and finish it someone ran at high speed knocking it over and spilling it all out. The person responsible was a woman with blonde hair wearing black and purple clothes. Following her was two males wearing black and red cloakes.

'Most likely her accomplices' Naruto thought as he pocketed the photo and set out to get revenge for the lost sake.

Once Ace spoke about Naruto snapping for real, becoming crazier than he already is at normal. Is this it? Kurama thought as he watched Naruto running to catch up to the "woman" that even he remembers and two that was obviously part of Akatsuki. As he ran he was laughing like a madman and mumbling things like "Don't worry sake-chan I will avenge you"

It didn't take long for Naruto to catch up. But he had gotten something wrong and that was that the cloaked guys were apparently not her partners in crime as it appeared they were trying to catch her as well. Most likely had they suffered the same fate as him.

The three of them quickly noticed Naruto and the woman had the most odd expression of the three. The two guys were just confused or uninterested meanwhile she had her jaw dropped and her eyes almost shooting out.

"Naruto?"

"Wahaha you know me by name?" Naruto said as he held up a kunai "But no matter, you will die here for your crimes"

"Stop kidding around, help me with these they are the Akatsuki!" she screamed.

"What!?" Naruto said shocked

Naruto took another look at them "The akasake?"

"You destroyed their Sake?"

"Can I kill him?" One of the cloaked guys asked the other one.

"Go ahead"

"Yahaha!" The guy laughed as he ran at Naruto.

Two minutes later

Naruto was taking a moment to beg the god of sake for forgiveness as he had killed the two Akasake guys. They got caught in the crossfire as he was attacking the criminal.

"Thank you, you keep saving me" The woman said as she hugged Naruto.

"I won't fall for your tricks, woman" Naruto said with a mad man laugh and was about to explode his Kage Bunshin that she was actually hugging. Kurama however dispelled it quickly and said "That's Yugito, one of your Jinchüriki pals that you like so much, remember?"

'I don't know any Yugito'

'The two you killed just now were Hidan and Kakuzu of the Akatsuki'

'Right..'

Naruto did not believe the trickster fox at all but just to humor him he asked "Yugito right?"

Yugito just looked back at him with an expression of disbelief "Are you serious?"

"So I was right" Naruto said and readied himself for battle "DIE!"

"Why did you knock up Samui-chan and never visit!?" Yugito yelled

Naruto who was charging her lost his balance and fell down on the ground and looked at her "What did you say?"

It seems like some sort of sense was entering Naruto's mind as he now clearly saw that this actually was Yugito and no one else.

"Three years she has waited with her fatherless child who keeps asking 'Where is daddy?'"

"Speak sense.. I have not met this Melon that you speak of" Naruto meant to say Samui but for some reason he kept thinking about melons.

"I mean Samui"

"Are you drunk?" Yugito asked and walked closer smelling him "Of course you are.."

"That is none of your business" Naruto stood up and slowly walked away "I won't stand here and listen to your nonsense"

Yugito sighed "Fine but at least spend the night with me again"

"Huh?"

'On the fifth day of Christmas Naruto nailed two blondes..'

'Really? Both of them that week?'

'Yeah'

'You know I am actually pretty proud of myself. Was it a threesome?'

'Yes..'

'I'm a fucking genius'

What the genius had not noticed was that while he was having his conversation with Kurama, Yugito had lead them right to Samui's house and they were currently sitting in her kitchen.

AN:

Will try to end this story soon so expect more updates.