Chapter 37-One for war, two for war, who asked?
Note: My apologies over this chapter specifically. I wanted to end the story on a happy note but I think this chapter is way over the top. So if you are continuing get out your wading boots.
The next morning it was off to Diagon Alley for a bit of shopping and a day out. School was not going to start for a few weeks so it was a good time to enjoy. Luna was holding Harry's hand. The girls decided to head out for some sexy clothes shopping done. Harry promises to return with Luna when he was done but he wants to check out some Quiddage equipment. Really, Harry wanted to find out why a lot of female Aurors were following them. Looking up and a blonde-haired person was there looking into a store window. Look up a minute later and red-head was there. The only way Harry caught on was the clothing was being rotated but the same Goth T-shirt kept showing up but on different girls. Harry was curious, this was not easily explained but he figured it would shortly.
Harry tells Luna that at the next corner to press herself against the wall and let Harry handle the person following them. So at the next corner the female following Harry and Luna is grabbed by Harry and everyone are on their bums from the shock. Everyone was scrambling for a handhold of the other and then a moment of explanation. Tonks from the security force Amelia sent to guard Harry one touch and it bonding time. Now Harry has a girl by each hand as he finds his other girls.
~Hay, my Ladies, guess who I found, Lady Tonks just bonded in.
"Can't we leave you alone for a minute", growled Lily.
"Not another one", moaned Mil.
"Can we start our own Quittage team now Harry", asked Gin?
"Later girls, I got to go to Gringotts and open some more accounts and pick up more rings", laughed Harry.
Later after stuffing another trunk full of goodies, they returned to Hogwarts.
"Ladies this is Tonks, Tonks this is Sue, Daf, Mil, Lily, Gin, Luna and this is Brianna".
"Is she, aah... stuttered Tonks.
"Yes an olden Elf" grinned Harry, I, we also talk to Lady Hogwarts".
Tonks stands out like a sore thumb; she is six years older than the teens and an Aura. For the forseeable future Harry would have two girls, hanging on to each of Harry's hands. This would require some reorganization of positions. Luna did suggest that Harry hold their hands and she could sit it his lap and feed him, that was voted down by the group.
They were hardly at the table in the Great Hall when Draco starts, "Avada Kedavra".
Draco did not stand a chance, as he just messed with Destiny and Fate and lost. Harry released his hold on the girls and raised both his arms and two spells issued forth. The 'stunning spell' hit Draco blasting him as well as it heaved him upwards and backwards. He slammed into the wall, impaled on one of the birds' beaks holding the flames that lit the great hall. The second spell erected the Golden dome over Harry and the girls. The curse bounces off into the podium. There were several entities that joined in to this fight making the great hall quite dangerous.
The beak held him to the wall just long enough for some unasked for help from Lady Hogwarts.
From a suit of armor came a huge spear, it flies through the hall and impaled Draco in his chest and heart, he is dead.
Well that silenced everyone in the hall except Snape and Dummydork.
"Sectumsempra", "Reducto", "Confringo" screamed Snape, he was firing curses one right after another, Dummydork was yelling something but who was listening.
Harry still had his shield up and fired a 'stunner' at Snape. Well it was in the heat of battle, and Harry really did not like the grease ball but it was only a stunner. Harry guessed it was kind of over powered. Snape flew across the Great Hall and slammed into the Slytherin glass cylinder that showed house points, smashing it and causing all the green rubies to spill out onto the floor. It also smashed about every bone in Snape's body.
The heat of battle had caused Harry's shield to be raised for the A-K and Harry had some control of the rebound of that curse, the other curses rebound all over the Great Hall. He had no idea the damage that was done to other innocent students in the hall.
Harry sat at the closest table with Tonks and Luna clutching him tightly. Harry was going to sit back and watch the show. Surrounded by his ladies he didn't see the professors frantically aiding some students. Crying or hysterical students covered most of the sounds from the wounded students.
~Mom please drop the wards I think the circus is coming to town, oh, sorry for the mess.
~Not to worry son, it's an easy fix.
Dummydork is bemoaning the death of Draco and why did Harry have to turn dark, yada, yada, yada. Of course he was not helping the other professors help the wounded students.
Hedwick flashed in and perched on Harry's shoulder
~Cor, nice stunner there Harry my sweets, what yah got for an encore?
Of course the entire crew show up, his Fudgness, Amelia, the Aurors, Ministry Hit Wizards' and Madam Pomfrey.
While the yelling starts, Harry just yells louder, "Diplomatic Immunity, take it up with the Goblins", he and the girls 'faded' to their quarters.
Snape does have a few broken bones like all of them, concussion, internal bleeding, crushed organs etc, however a week in the hospital wing and he should be up and around thanks to Madam Pomfrey's, the real revenge is he has to take his own vile tasting potions. That and the charges awaiting him from the DMLE.
After dinner, the girls sit around in the bath talking about this new dimension and its problems. Tonks makes it clear that the first person that calls her Nymphadora is dead and starts to show off her morphing powers. Harry sits back and watches her and her metamorphmagus abilities but he spies something. Tonks is really a 'plain Jane', when she is not appearing with her red spiked hair or big boobs or other changes, but always in between she reverts to or through her 'plain Jane' appearance.
"Why are you hiding your real appearance Tonks", asks Harry?
"You see what I look like Harry", Tonks answers.
"Not going to work Tonksy, in a few days the link kicks in and we will see what you are hiding, this is the bond, there are no secrets only love. So if you look like Godzilla or whatever it's the heart of the bond, so cough up".
"Look everyone you don't want to see me for real, honest. I am hiding behind the plainest looks I can come up with; believe me you will hate me for sure".
"Sorry Tonks the bond cannot allow us to hurt you because we would be hurting ourselves, show it now", demanded Harry.
Well it was a shock, but that was all before Harry had her in his arms and kissing her. There where Tonks was a second ago was very younger version of Bellatrix Lestrange, well near enough.
"Well, well a very close family resemblance, while we are in private you will use your normal appearance, everywhere else, you would want to hide, have at it, chuckled Harry.
You do not hate me.
"Why? your Tonks and a very beautiful Tonks, right girls, the girls agreed and hugged and that started lot of hugging and kissing among the girls.A few days later Brianna left again, Harry again missed playing with her ears, which turned her on, and thus Harry.
/Scene Break/
Everyone was enjoying transfiguration classes and was working hard on attempting animagus transfiguration. Most of the classes were boring because they already had their masters in most subjects. It was only their age that required them attend Hogwarts. It was a nice safe place to stay. Well the Headmaster always gave out that theme. The theme was again proven a lie a few days later. Harry and his ladies entered the Great Hall and were headed to their table. There was a daily ritual where each lady stood by their chair to await Harry's kiss and holding of her chair for seating. Thus, the ladies were ahead of Harry and approaching their table.
Graham Pritchard, Malcolm Baddock and Theodore Nott were also entering the hall but behind Harry. Harry's sensed danger a millisecond before the curses started flying. Baddock fired a cutting curse, Prichard a disembowelment curse and Nott a lethal bludgeoning curse. Harry spun and in a fluid movement withdrew the sword of Gryffendor out of its scabbard on his back and slashed down with his right hand. Harry's left hand erected a shield, which deflected Baddock's cutting curse into Prichard. The sword of Gryffendor deflected Prichard's disembowelment curse into Baddock while arching down. The sword severed Nott's wand arm just below the elbow. Harry was more than upset, if he had not been able to devert those curses one of the girls would have been hit.
Most in the Great Hall were shocked and either lost their appetite or returned what they had eaten. Nott was screaming and spurting blood over a large area as he spun in pain. Prichard was spurting blood in an upward arc before he fell to the ground in pain. Baddock's innards were spilling out over his hands as he screamed in terror. While all three survived, they were dragged off to holding cells in the ministry awaiting trial. Whether they realized it or not they had attempted an assassination of a Head of House and an heir. Their outlook was Azkaban if they were lucky, the Goblins took a dim view on attacks on their representatives.
Harry was confused, why was everybody trying to kill Harry. Was there more of a link between dimension than they gave credit? Was Voldemort behind it or was it another of Dumbledore's malfunctioning.
/Scene Break/
Things settled down to a routine with Tonks returning to go to work but returned nightly to the harem. That was what they were called around the school so they just adopted the name. Thing went quite for about a week before news reached Harry that Amelia had figured out that something was going on. What she did not know but it involved Dummydork, Fudgeness, and some others within the ministry, whatever it was it was being done as quietly as possible.
One month later:
The girls again talked Harry into a shopping trip to Diagon Alley. One positive aspect was he was touch free, all the girls could 'go shopping' and he was free to wander. Actually, Harry was alone for buying Christmas and birthday presents. There always seemed to be a birthday within the bond every month or so, with the link it was hard to shop and keep it secret.
Harry never saw it coming, it was not a magical attack it was a physical attack.
Dumbeldork and about fifty 'order of the phoenix' members were out and several jumped on Harry. While this would not have been a real problem, the surprise turned out to be suppressing manacles, chains, ropes and necklaces adorned Harry, which meant ministerial help. Harry's world turns black until he awakens in Azkaban with the suppressing items still wrapped around him. They were effective; he could not 'fade' nor did any magic seem to work, the link was silent.
"Ok, stuck, can't just sit here but how do I get out, and what is happening with the girls, are they worried or worse", Harry kicks his bunk but that only hurts his foot, Harry was mad and getting madder. Harry tries to push his magic at the manacles but it does not work. Harry sits on his bunk in one pissed off state staring at the floor, until he sees a possibility.
His rings are still their, and so is the Goblin ring, and after a bit of stretching Harry taps the ring. The twelve Goblin warriors appear and they are not happy at all. With a swing of a large axe, and several smaller cutting implements the manacles, chains and ropes are cut off and Harry is back.
"Meet me in Griphook's office, and thank you, blood will flow for this", the Goblins bow as Harry 'fades' to Griphook's office.
"Griphook, I had to use the ring to send for warriors as I was a captive and in Azkaban, so the word will be out with-in the Goblin nation of my humiliation, we must stop extreme retaliation on the part of the Goblin nation".
"Harry, you cannot stop it, who did this"?
"I saw part of Dumbledore's KFC club, so he was in on it and they used suppressing manacles so the ministry is also in it to some existent, they are restricted use".
Griphook smiled and snarled, "Its war then, they cannot be allowed to treat our royalty like that with impunity".
"Griphook, please, restrict your vengeance to the magical world; do not allow that which the wizards did to me to apply to the Muggles. Please do not be as arrogant as a nation to believe you have a chance in a war with the Muggles".
"I will relay your thoughts to the council, but now I must leave".
Harry departed also, directly to the Wizengamot on a hope or a hunch. Harry appears and there sits the pompus oafs. "Well, well, back stabbing asshole abound, Dummydork did you and Fudgeness have fun trying to keep me in Azkaban or did one of you have a brain cell and did by your self", fumed Harry?
Fudge screamed for the Aurors to capture Harry as Dummydork tried to curse Harry.
Harry's left hand fired and destroyed Dummydork right hand and the wand of destiny/death stick. Harry's right hand sent Fudge flying to the opposite wall where he was pinned with a forever-sticking charm. The Aurors were frozen in place with another spell.
"Fellow Lords and Ladies let me tell you that these two geniuses have started a new Goblin war, hope you all have fun because I feel that they will be here within the hour. Ta, Ta.
Harry 'faded' to Hogwarts and opened the link, which was flooded by all his Ladies. Harry calmed everyone down and told them to meet in the Headmistress office ASAP. Harry sent a Patronus to Madam Pomfrey and 'faded' to the headmistress office.
Upon arriving, Harry asked professor McGonagall to send all students to their respective houses and call all professors to her office for a meeting.
When everyone was there, Harry spoke. "It is my sorrow to announce that Dummydork and Fudgeness has started a new Goblin war. I think it would be best to keep the children here rather then letting them go home, I fear the worst.
Suddenly the castle shook and a male voice rang throughout the castle, "Potter you are to take the girls to the island and await the council's orders, Lily this is you father speaking, insure the hot head complies".
"Sorry to leave you is this condition but a higher order is calling and I am to obey" Harry "faded" to the island with his girls and calls, "Dobby".
POP
"Yes your divine lord, Sir".
"Dobby please contact all our elves and have them here now. If you can, bring any other elf that wants to come. Do not delay this is an emergency"
"Yes your divine lord, Sir".
POP
"I got a feeling and it's not good, is there a wireless in this place "
POP
"Dipsy has it your divine lord, Sir.
POP
"Have you got all the Elves Dobby"?
"Yes your divine lord, Sir, ours and others have come, also the word is out and more are coming, sir".
"Ok Dobby, good job, now I want all the elves to stay here and take rooms to stay until this Goblin war is over".
"Yes your divine lord, Sir".
"Dobby I want you to send elves to the other islands and get food and what ever you need so we can stay her for along time. If you all need work start a garden, do some fishing for food".
"Yes your divine lord, Sir".
POP
"What was all that about Harry", asked Daf?
"That was Lily's dad, so I fear that all hell is going to break out and we had better prepare for it", replied Harry.
While Harry's basic instinct was correct he and his girls were not ready for what happened in the next couple of days.
They had turned on the wireless and heard the horrible news until the wizard station suddenly went off the air. Harry and his girls then tuned to a muggle station in another country and to their horror learned the facts.
The Goblins had boiled out of Gringotts overrunning Diagon alley and the ministry and then out into London. What could the muggle world of London think? They must have thought that hell had opened and the hellions of hell had escaped. What they thought would be lost to eternity, the muggle's panicked and drop a small atomic on London. The last Harry heard was that the Americans had launched a retaliatory strike against Iran for the attack, Russia had retaliated and England was in the middle of a nuclear war with England as the prime target.
/Scene Break/
Harry suddenly disappears from in front of his girls, again. The nucular war was in full swing and he finds himself on a grassy plain all alone
"All dead, my girls", cried Harry and he lay on the grassy plain all alone. "Am I destined to do this time and time again, I can't lose the girls I would rather die".
Harry stands and slowly drags himself along the plain until he sees a clump of trees. Arriving he finds nothing but trees and loneliness. Harry falls to his knees and cries; there is nothing to live for as in the beginning when he started all this insanity. What is funny is there is no cliff to throw himself from, no train to stand in front of only a grassy plain, just like his life, nothing but barren nothing.
"Harry"? came a female voice from somewhere.
Harry looked up and there was Lily standing by a tree. Harry rushed over, hugged her, and continued to cry.
"What is wrong my love?
"Everyone is gone, dead a whole dimension full of death is what we left, thank god you made it, and I would have killed myself if I could have found a cliff. What happened after I left"?
"Sorry love, I blanked out just after you left but I think you are right that the dimension is in big trouble".
Harry and Lily both lost conciseness to awaken in front of the council.
"Hi kids", Fate greets them.
"What do you want this time, you did not let us have any real-time, no children, and all we get is you sorry lot, what do you want this time", growled Harry.
"Well you have certainly been an excellent show to watch, you and yours have just made our day watching our plan come together but you have a new project".
"And that is", asked Harry?
"We will tell you this, this time you will arrive in a dimension that the magical world is in harmony, no Volde, no dark wizards', but a much screwed up muggle world and if you don't fix it, it will become like your last world".
"Oh, the last dimensions, you could not do anything with it if you tried, it was designed to destroy itself, at least for now England is destroyed it is a barren island at this time the rest of that world has been seriously damaged and its population reduced.
"Ok, but this time since I am dealing with Muggles I want a couple of things if your super beings can make them".
"No problems Harry"
Oh! and before the last dimension went to hell we the council kind of emptied your vaults, even the Goblins didn't catch it.
Harry just shook his head and asked, "AND"!
Well the council wanted to get you a present and a life after all we have put you through.
Harry just knew that there was another large shoe to fall and probably on top of his head so he just kept asking, "AND"!
Oh! We think it will be a big surprise for our new deity and his family, we would not want out little trouble maker, Lily, to live as if a pauper would we. Oh! Moreover, one other thing, we are sure you missed this little fact, your kind of older than you think.
Harry looks to Lily who shrugs and says, "They never tell me anything, I'm just something in the way, see how they refer to me as "their little trouble maker? You would never believe some of the situations that they put me through and I am supposed to be their daughter".
Harry and Lily look to the council and the council cracks up with laughter. "Harry your just too easy, and you are just a little older than your sixteen year old body".
"Yes we know we are a couple hundred years old".
Destiny really looses it, but finally chokes out, "No Harry, thousands of years older. (The rest of the council again laughs like it an inside joke)
Fate chimes in, "You have been dimension hopping, you have aged hundreds of years since your last dimension, your first dimension is thousands of years ago.
Harry really does not see the relevance of this information but leave it up to the council to have some sneaky reason or plan.
"Fine, like it makes a difference; let's get back to what I want in the new dimension".
"As you wish", answers Destiny.
"Ok, I want a satellite which circles the earth by the name of 'Hagrid". I want it equipped primarily with the ability to cast spell/curse that can reach the earth when I want. Do I get it?"
"We don't understand but you got it, anything else"?
"Yes my girls, my elves and my magic and Bea".
"Not a problem Harry, we think this is something that we will enjoy watching one of the last acts is starting".
/Scene Break/
Harry awoke in his bed in Pivot Dr with Lily and Brianna besides him on the bed. They all then looked around, the bed was a gigantic bed in a plush room. With a bit of searching they found the bath which was the same as in Hogwarts and closet space full of clothes both magic and Muggle.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door and Dudley's voice came through, "Hay Harry moms got breakfast ready come on down".
"HUH"?
Harry and Lily dressed Muggle, Brianna was Brianna in normal attire and invisible. They went down stairs, they found Vernon, Petunia, and Dudley sitting at the breakfast table. As Harry approached, Vernon chuckled and told Harry and his new girl to sit and enjoy breakfast. Harry was stunned. Petunia served Harry and Lily first with large helping of eggs, sausage and pan-fried potatoes. Harry was in complete shock.
"So Harry who's the new girl", asked Dudley.
"Not girl friend, wife" Harry was able to get out of an un-cooperating mouth.
"Oh, congratulations" said Petunia.
"Ah, look, I have a problem or a confusion, why are you being so nice to me"?
"Oh, that nice man Dummyfork was so kind to drop off another child on my doorstep. When you turned eleven and became that Lord Gryffindor/Black/Potter stuff you have been so nice to us, we sometime feel guilty that you pay for us go on trips. You are putting Dudley through university and all, and fixing the entire house with magic it's just super".
"Look I have a serious problem, and you are acting so nice that I will try to explain it to you. I have just had an out of life experience; I have found that I have a ton of wives, must stop a lot of bad guys and if this bothers you I will move out".
"Look boy, you have been super to us and shit we love you so bring in the wives and we will sort out those bad guy were a family you know".
Harry almost cried in an insane laugh, but thanked them.
So muggle problems not magical problems, so turn on the telly to find out what is going on in the world.
The news showed America was the problem, economics because of an incompetent, arrogant president with a god complex, housing problems, immigration problems, military problems with foreign countries and an illegal attack against others, world problems over American stupidity. Then there was their new media railing against the most qualified while some idiot was predicting 200 degree in New York, global climate change and everyone ignoring starving children and mass genocide in many countries. The U.S.A and the government was violating their constitution left and right. They planned to cut the nuclear force by 80% and fire most of the solders while other countries were planning annihilation of the world.
The people appeared to believe their news programs and or just did not care.
The next morning Lily and Harry 'faded' to Salem and the American magical community. Britinna disappeared again to wherever it was that she went. They started with learning what was going on and found a very funny thing, the magical community knew no real life dark lords or boy-who-lived or chosen one, not even death eaters, what was really hilarious was there was a movie series over Voldemort and Harry Potter that had all those things.
The Americans were so much involved with the movies, sports and could care less if their world collapsed around them. No asking or telling would wake them from their lethargy.
Harry plan would make them super villains to fear and maybe a super hero. There were shops that sold dark eater costumes and masks based on the fictional movie. Harry picking up a couple of sets for them as Voldemort, Lily as a Deatheater the game was now starting.
Harry and Lily 'faded' into the news media floor in front of the cameras, he was dressed like Voldemort and had on his mask, Lily had on a Malfoy's mask. Upon arriving, he sealed the doors and windows with a wave and announced that a new world order had arrived.
"I am Lord Voldemort".
Of course, no one believed him and the kayos only began in earnest when he put all of security to sleep with one hand and knocked some others to the floor, he told the camera crew to make sure the cameras were on, he had a speech to make.
Then:
"I, Lord Voldemort think the world has had enough of...
The speech went on for a while and covered everything from ... to...
The public reaction was Ho-hum.
"Hagrid",
"Yes My Lord" resonated within the chamber.
"You have been monitoring and will proceed with your instructions".
"Yes, My Lord, it shall be done".
Hagrid hit the Congress with a five minute sleeping spell.
The public reaction of those who watched was Ho-hum, as they saw no difference.
Some who did pay attention immediately believed that the Hollywood movies were correct and started to either become Deatheaters or looked for Voldemort to join up. Most just kept watching sports and never knew that there was anything afoot, a good number talked and yelled about how it was fair or unfair (doing nothing constructive).
The UN made a declaration of unity, and U.S president sent a strong letter of protest.
There was no public reaction, ninety percent never heard anything about it as there was big game on channel nine.
/Scene Break/
Back at Pivot Dr #4:
"Harry why so down"?
"Lily I miss the girls, I love you dearly but I really miss the girls".
"So do I Harry but what can we do?
"Grab hold girls we are going to Hogwarts", Harry 'fades' with his girls.
~Hello son, long time no see".
~Mom where are the girls?"
~Sorry son but none of your Ladies are here at Hogwarts"
"Dam, dam, hell" Harry is pissed.
~Later Mom, I got some thinking to do", Harry 'fades' to the park near Pivot Drive.
"Lily, how can I get to your father"?
"No can do, it's his game".
The people don't care, except to watch sports on TV or are watching some mind deadening program.
"Well give them what they don't want", giggled Lily
"Not a bad idea, really make it really rough on them, good idea Lily".
The next morning Lord Voldemort was on TV via a scheduled commercial break that ran for fifteen minutes.
"Since you all have had no interest in how the world is collapsing, I give you my new plan for improvement. Effective immediately all soap operas are off the air, as are all sports, all you may access is your congress, house programing, even the cartoon networks are terminated. Happy life and viewing of the history channel and be happy".
As Harry 'faded' it was heard, "Hagrid turn on the jammers".
Two days later:
Mobs were attacking Washington demanding action and resignations, TV and radio stations were burnt to the ground. The public was incensed and wanted their programs back.
/Scene Break/
Dobby...
"Yes your divine lord, Sir"
"Dobby do you know how to get to Lily's father?"
"No your divine Lord, Sir"
"Thanks anyway, oh, did the other elves all survive from the last dimension"?
"Oh yes, my divine lord, you have a lot of devoted elves, you saved everyone, if we had stayed in England we would have been destroyed, we thank you".
"No, Dobby, I thank you and all the other elves, you have been very faithful and hard working and sometimes I forget to thank you properly"
"No your divine lord, Sir, it we that are devoted to our lord for thinking of us and providing for us, you been the best, because of you we now can have family and all of us are devoted to you and your Ladies".
"Thank you Dobby and thank the other elves".
POP
"Dam, some one needs to explain those elves to me one day, I love the lot of them, but I cannot understand them".
"Harry it a bonding, like us but different they get what they want and we get what we want, love is strange that way", cooed Lily.
"It's funny after all Dummydork professed knowledge about love it is true; it's too bad he never really understood it or us".
Back at Pivot Drive days later:
"Lily I just can't, short of taking over the entire government. I can't do it all by myself, there hasn't been enough politicians capable of doing much, most know what needs to be done but its not enough, nor am I, it's back to blasting everything into nothing and starting all over.
Brianna was back and Harry was ecstatic, he kissed his lovely mate and asked a zillion questions on how she was and what she did and, and, . Brianna was from the Olden Elvin nation. Harry got the impression that is was not that large and she had let slip that that disappearing act they did centuries ago had consequences. Harry was just enjoying them being there when Lily asked "You really love Brianna don't you Harry". Harry was fondling Brianna's ears, and Bea's neck.
"I love all my girls".
"Nice answer but it's not really a real answer, I mean you really truly love Brianna," Lily pouted.
Harry paused and then said "Yes, and I love all you girls, but I see more in each of you than I see in the other of my girls. I love Gin more as she is a perkiest sprite, I love you more Lily because you are a powerhouse. I love Brianna more because she is power of a physical nature, Bea was the first and purest love, I could go on to each girl I love to express why I love them more, but I love you all, does any of that make sense, it's what makes you different from any other girl I love. If I did not see a difference, I would only have one girl.
/Scene Break/
Riots were in the streets, destroying everything in the name of their constitutional right to have TV. Hagid had a field day as he aggravated hundred of protestors with the bowel movement curse, hundred of protestors trying for the two porta-potties. Voldemort then made speeches about how they were all slaves and his minions. Voldemort really rubbed salt in the wounds with each speech and declared no sports on TV forever.
AND THEN, AND THEN!
THEN "THE HARRY POTTER", with a scar as in the movie walked into magical Salem. It took about ten minutes and the magical papers were there. Harry gave them an ear full of Hollywood movie tripe. Harry then left and headed to the local muggle newspaper and reported for duty as the hero of the world.
Well for the next year or so the "BIG' battle between good and evil erupted in America and was aired around the world. The fictional movie come true, fights between Harry and Voldemort were caught on live TV and the sheep had something to watch and believe in. USA! USA!
Oops, the magical world was revealed but who cared, evil was being attacked by Harry Potter the movie hero. Laws governing helping Muggles were passed by the ministry while the Muggles passed laws over help from the magical community. Voldemort said he would squash the laws making him the super bad guy and more unbelievable fights were seen on TV. Good was winning but the audience saw the pain and suffering and serious injuries their hero went through. They loved Harry. Very few ever stood up and helped Harry and the cause but many wanted to join the evil. The evil wannabe's somehow magically forgot most of what happened since high school soon after reporting to help evil, almost like they got 'Obliviated' and had to learn to survive in a cruel world.
"Harry Potter this is the council, what have you done?"
"Kiss off low lifes, if you want a tyrant you got one, I rule as I see fit and be damned with the sheep the incompetent and the losers. I am a winner, I know what is right, and when jerks stand in my way they die, so now it is your turn APRIL FOOLS! So what do you fools want or do you send me to another hell I must deal with?"
After the laughter subsided,"No, you have proved yourself capable, reliable, and trustworthy. You have ascended to your 'deity status'; you may now enter our realm as a respected entity. What are you plans with your current dimension?"
"HUH!" was all Harry could come up with.
"Harry you have been tested your entire life, every time you were put in an unfair environment, given bad hand and in every instance you dealt with it, right or wrong you dealt with it and tried to make it better or right. This last time you really proved yourself, hell if you eliminated the entire planet you would have been correct but what are you doing, you tried to correct the bad situation but you have us confused, so what is going on?
"Well actually it's quite simple; you know that Lily is acting as Voldemort, and I Harry Potter the HERO! We are working on a spell for a world-wide I don't know, call it a confusion spell, make them love me, die for me, want to choose me as King then I can fix the stupid place".
"Well, well", sighed Fate while the council chuckled after Fate said "And here we thought we were pulling the strings on this one, it will be a pleasure to see how our newest entity fixes this mess".
"Hay Lily, catch", 'Love' tossed a parchment at Lily.
"Well it looks like our 'little problem' is now someone else's", said Destiny very straight faced until Lily gave Destiny a look that could kill and a lightning bolt, at which time the entire council broke out in laughter.
"Come, my love I have a door you must open", purred Lily, while still giving the council death stares.
As Harry opened the door he saw his girls, all of his girls and he wept he was so happy, his girls were here and he was so happy.
Harry wished he could wish and have all of his girls in his arms and in their bath, 'Swoosh'; they landed in the bath, fully clothed at #4 Pivot drive.
"WOW! Now that is something, I wonder how that happened." Harry mused aloud.
"Harry you have to watch what you wish for, you're a entity now for God's sakes and your wishes will have a good chance of coming true" said Lily as she splashed him.
"Well next time wish us with no clothes", cheeked Gin.
All their clothes disappeared!
"How's that My Ladies?"
"Oh, I think we are in for it now", laughed Daf.
"Who's got the potions", asked Mil.
"Next time wish for the beach", added Susan.
'Swoosh'! Splash!
"Nice idea Sue", said Lily as she dunked Luna with Tonks help.
Suddenly there appeared Brianna on the beach and she looked very, very down and depressed. Harry ran out of the surf and to Brianna and held her.
"What's wrong my dear"
"Harry you know I was sent to have a child with you right?"
"Of course dear and we shall" Harry cooed.
"No Harry you don't under stand, they don't understand and I am so afraid that I am about to lose you, but I must confess I love you and if you ever leave me I will kill myself".
"There is nothing that I know of that could stop my love for you, I may get mad but my love is forever, I just wish I could have bonded with you, I love you so much.
"And I love you Harry, so much that what I have done will break your heart, but they said I had to do it, I fought but they made me keep it a secret from you".
"Ok, hit me with it, we will deal with whatever, but dam it I still love your ears and the moans you make when I play with them".
Brianna made every one dress and after entering the castle and then with all her resolve she opened a door and said, "Harry Potter I wish to introduce your last dimension, and the children you have made with me".
As Harry and his girls entered the new room there were children, not one or two but dozens and they all seemed shy and reserved. Harry was speechless but finally asked "HUH".
"Uh, err, mine?"
"Yes my dear you see I am an Elf, and you see we have at least three children when we get pregnant which can be every six months, and with the dimension shifts I have know you for quit a few years".
"Oh Brianna, you can never know how happy you have made me, I have children" Harry moaned with happiness.
Harry looked, and he saw little Brianna's but a lot of little Harry's and of course some with both of their characteristics. So there was Harry surrounded with his girls and his children who he was trying to learn their names and what they wanted and Harry was happy. The Elvin wanted the offspring but did not want them in harms way so they forced Brianna to keep the children a secret in one dimension. That was not all, the Elvin decided to return to the real world and move in with Harry. 'Moved in' was quite descriptive.
About that time the link was opened, "Harry look outside, it's all yours, 'SURPRISE'. (The council yelled together)
Harry stumbled to the window he was in total shock. His girls, his children, surrounded him and he was ecstatic. When he looked out side he recognized where he was.
"Hi son, guess who! I survived the blasts, and as I am not flesh and blood it didn't bother me all that glowing stuff, welcome to your island".
Harry was unable to say anything there were too many questions and thoughts to process.
England was his island, the council had bought it while it was a radioactive place, the Elvin population put up notice me not shields on the island and started to re-build and moved in. Harry is marveled at the door in his stately Manor where Hagrid's old cabin used to be there at Hogwarts. With the magical children being trained at Hogwarts, and the amusement park on the other end with magical rides. Enough intermingling with humans and the Elvin race would produce more half-breed children; it had worked with Harry and Brianna and would spread throughout Harry's island.
Within a few years there would be a new race, a very powerful and leave us alone race that just wanted to be happy.
Harry is still marveled open the door and in a tropical island in one dimension go the other way and you're at Hogwarts in another dimension.
So as we leave this story Harry and his girls and Harry's children on an island, his island. How can anyone ask for more?
EPILOGUE:
Well the messed up dimension got one hell of a scare. Harry Potter arrived at an Olympic stadium for an interview for TV and Radio. Of course the stands were full of spectators Harry always had a fight and he was now the sport of the day. Suddenly Voldemort and seven Deatheaters arrived and the fight began and what a fight, the Muggles were terrified but even the magical were impressed. Their HERO put on one hell of a fight blowing one Deatheater after the next into nothing. Nothing was found of any of the bodies they just seamed to explode like someone had just 'faded' away. Finally, after a horrific fight where their hero won with many horrible wounds inflicted on his body, Voldemort escaped.
It rather resembled a duel at Hogwarts a few years back between Harry and his girls in front of a dueling class. Well it was a mystery as to how no one in the stadium was hurt, but that was probable their HERO protecting them. Of course, with nothing to watch on TV, most of America was watching the epic battle with Harry Potter. The world was holding their breath.
No one saw Harry arrive early and invisible, nor did they see a complicated spell being cast on the entire stadium, TV equipment, and radio senders. That spell was read off an old parchment, which was handed back to Lily, who disappeared the second the spell was completed. The next day their 'HERO' was nominated for and made King as there was no other office available under Voldemort tyranny.
The next thing people saw on TV was another horrific fight but this time Voldemort and seven-death eater were defeated. While still in a rage, the feared 'Hagrid' was tamed by their new king with a spectacular display of magic.
King Harry installed three seats of government under a regent, there was a senate, a house and a ministry, they ran the government and everyone was happy, especially since their 'HERO' also turned sports back on the TV.
The council was in side-splitting laughter, "They can't agree on the time of day with two houses, with three they won't even agree they are there", whizzed Destiny.
"If they do, Harry will just send it back for reconsideration," groaned Fate.
"We even get to start fist fights with the aggressive ones" chuckled Hate and War, who somehow resembled another set of red-haired twins.
I still want Bea, she was my first bond and I still dream of her, the council cannot be so mean as to forever make me lose her. I love all my girls but I miss my Bea.
I have never left you Harry, you know how the fates play nasty games, Lily dissolved and there stood Bea.
"I am your Bea and at last you can now see me and I am released by magic cast on me so I may tell you. They had 'god charm 'type' glamour on me and a spell beyond belief; even the link could not give away the secret. Why do you think they kept referring to their little problem, from the start I was made a squib but they modified me to become your goddess in every way but awaiting your awakening, like in all fairy tales.
'Love' was in tears and also very, very happy, as there was work to do at Harry's island.
The council turned to their grand plan and soon forgot about Harry and their little problem, well at least for the present.
Harry and his girls did go on more trips to strange dimensions but each dimension did have 'the beach'. Harry got his family, as it seemed that all of Harry's wives got pregnant in one night, so besides a happy Harry the elves had more work to do and they were ecstatic. The last dimension where Harry became king of fell back to their old ways and argued on about nothing but with a benevolent King, they kept their noses out of other people's business and got on with living their lives. There never was a worry there of a new dark lord or tyrant, how could there be with a 'HERO' for a King who was an all-powerful part-time GOD. Always a successful conclusion with Harry's genes infusing the population of the Olden Elvin race, surely there was a story to be told over that.
Fin
Note: If your here, well thanks for reading. As you might have notice I did do this on the fly. Once I started I just couldn't stop. I did run all the spell checks etc but thanks for putting up with the spelling I missed and the grammar or even a lack of a plot. Doing this is adictive.