Ch.36: Bruce Is Going To Kill Me

Nightwing continued to stare down Red Hood and Danny. The former of the two was strapped to the chair with rope, very unhappily. Danny just sat in his chair, more than happy to occupy himself with his plushies: his jackrabbit that he oh-so-generously named Cantaloupe and Batsy.

For whatever reason, Batsy was using Cantaloupe as a horse, even though he was a jackrabbit and was actually smaller than the Batman plushie. Shows you just how awesome Batman is, even as a plushie.

"Was it necessary to tie me up?" Red Hood questioned.

"Quite. And I'm only doing this from past experiences." Nightwing answered.

"What experiences?"

Nightwing jumped off the table he had been sitting on and pointed at the anti-hero. "Every time Bats makes us, a temporary partnership, watch the Cave and, when he has one, the kid, you always do something that gets me in trouble because I'm older and 'more responsible'!"

"You? Responsible? What was Bats thinking?" Red Hood asked sarcastically. Beside him, Danny cackled in agreement. The anti-hero's eyes showed how much he was smirking behind his helmet. Nightwing merely frowned in annoyance, eye twitching.

Danny continued laughing at the look, making Red Hood's smirk wider.

Nightwing rubbed his temples. "I'm going to go use the bathroom. If I come back and find you gone, Red, you're going to be beaten. Brutally."

The anti-hero shrugged in response to the best of his ability, still being tied to a chair and all. Nightwing wandered down the hall, went into the bathroom, and closed the door, locking it behind him with a click.

With a push of a button, blades appeared out of Red Hood's gauntlets, much in the fashion of Batman. He got up off the chair and used one arm to hold Danny around the child's waist. The Baby Raven squirmed in the grasp, still holding his two plushies.

"Where we going?"

"You'll see."

Nightwing turned off the sink when he heard a loud ZVROOM. He paled and rushed out of the bathroom and down the hall. Just as he entered the main room of the Bat-Cave, the Bat-mobile drove down the tunnel.

Nightwing felt around his body and pulled out the Bat-mobile's keys. "BUT I HAVE THE KEYS!"

"Screw keys when you have a nice, thin blade." Red Hood commented as he pressed the gas harder. Danny was laughing beside him loudly, clutching the seat with his tiny hands. His eyes were wide and excited. Red Hood was vaguely reminded of Arkham's resident's expressions.

The Bat-mobile sped towards the freeway, easily passing other cars. Only a few brave ones bothered to press their horn, loud and long. That only made Red Hood smirk more and Danny laugh louder.

The driver was distracted for only a moment when someone's headlights shone into the car. It was Nightwing on his bike, waving at them to go home, panicked.

Danny peeked his head through the back window and waved. "Hi Night-y!"

The older boy's horrified face was picture worthy.

Red Hood stomped on the gas and the tank of a car sped up. Nightwing sped up as well, driving up beside the Bat-mobile. He waved at them, still panicked, mouthing 'go home!'

The anti-hero flipped him off and turned on the nitro. You could hear Nightwing's shriek throughout Gotham clearly.

BOOM!

Danny giggled insanely at Batman's feet, hugging his right leg with both of his arms, still drunk on adrenaline. The Dark Knight continued to glare at Nightwing and Red Hood, who stood side by side in front of the damaged Bat-mobile. Smoke seemed to be rising off Batman's form.

Red Hood was leaning against the broken and damaged car casually. Nightwing looked like an army general, stiff as a board, sweating nervously.

"Dick…"

"Aw man…"

Poor Dick... Poor, poor Dick...

Kadzait: *rubs temples* You threw him into a wall in your dream last night.

Yeah, I know. It was so weird. He got a bloody temple while I got a bloody nose from nothing in particular. Hahaha, isn't that funny?

Kadzait: No, not really.

*steams* Anyways, thanks to GreenDrkness for the idea and Roselin for the wonderful jackrabbit plushie named Cantaloupe! You two are AWESOME! XD

Thanks to these people for favoriting and/or following: Hermione Burton and THE BIGKLEW.

Reviews:

Sina Xiel: Hahaha! Sorry you weren't invited! You're on the top of the lost for the next one! XD And he's chill... For now. *evil grin*

NinjaxGirlX1989: Hmmmm... I might have him do that in his teen years to make it a little more cheerful. HEHEHE! XD

FlopsyTheStingyDog: I would but I suck at long-term fighting scenes. You'd get, like, a paragraph. -.-' I'm working on that skill...

The Keeper of Worlds: MUHAHAHA! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! :D And that's actually a GREAT IDEA I MIGHT do because, well, I'm lame. XD

TomgirlBre: Hahaha! Who doesn't love Danny/Bruce Father/Son stuff? HEHEHE.

Supaherolena02: Yes, he does deserve that! XD And DaddyBats is one of the most awesome things ever invented! XD

BringbackDannyPhantom: Hahaha! I had a feeling you would like that chapter. XD

GreenDrkness: Go ahead. Say it. Vlad is a bast***. We all know it. XD And I hope you enjoyed the chappie~!

Skymuse: Oh, YOU KNOW THEY DID! XD

Anonymous: (Kadzait: *screams*) Well that was mean...But totally called for. XD

Bibbledoo: (Kadzait: My name isn't-) I'm glad you loved it! XD

IWasNeverReal: No one feels bad for him. XD And thank you~!

Allietheepic7: Ha-ha, I agree. Vlad is horrible. And don't you love it when those two beat the snot out of someone who deserves it? XD