Total Drama Action Chapter 37: Return Of Edzilla, a total drama series fanfic

Chapter 37

Return Of Edzilla

"Okay, so I can keep Ed fixiated on that monster, does anybody have a rubber chicken?" Ted asked. Everyone looked at each other confused.

"Why would you need a rubber chicken? Is the monster you turned that idiot into obsessed with practical jokes?" Heather asked. Ted frowned, and then wacked her with a book.

"Sure you twit, but for now, I'M IN CHARGE! Anyway, I need it because Ed likes chickens you see, and I need one to put his attention on it to attack the animatronic." Ted convinced. Lindsay then had a puzzled look on her face.

" But how would you know that when you're scared of them?" Lindsay asked. Ted frowned and then smiled.

".....No Lindsay, I'm not Tyler, I'm Ted...." Ted said angrily but with a happy tone.

"Oh....sorry." Lindsay apologized. Ted then walked over to a clearing.

"People, let's get this all straight, I'm in charge for this, because I know Ed personally, and you think he's a moron. How would you like it if you were inside the intestines of a monster, going to it's bowels, AND TURN INTO FECKLEMATTER AND SLIDE OUT OF THE MONSTER'S BUTT LIKE A PENGUIN DOWN AN ANTARTICAN SLOPE?!!" Ted yelled. Everyone sat silent, trying to wonder what Ted said.

"What did he just say?" Mr. Blik whispered to Brian.

"I don't know, something about us becoming crap out of the monster's butt." Brian guessed. Unknowingly, Ted was glaring at the two.

"SHUT UP!" Ted yelled.

*Confessional*

Ted: See, I wanted everyone to follow what I said, and they seemed to be doing pretty well, until....

*Cutback*

"EVERYONE, THE METAL BOY WANTS TO SPEAK!" Zim shouted. Ted looked at Zim with inquiry, and then wacked him on the head.

"Be quiet, anyway, either someone gives me a rubber chicken, or I'll have to go to drastic measures and make Ed Luthor, AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!" Ted shouted. Ted ran off to find Ed.

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Meanwhile, Edzilla threw the animatronic monster (for now, we'll call him A.M) into the woods. Edzilla roared and trudged over to A.M, and then pounced onto his body. A.M threw Edzilla into the large mountain. Edzilla roared again, and A.M roared back, grabbed a tree, and jabbed it into Edzilla's mouth. Edzilla, surprisingly ate the tree, and then suddenly threw up about a tanker truck full of leaves. A.M then grabbed Edzilla's head, attempting to tear his head off. Edzilla suddenly bit down on A.M's arm, and began tearing at it's rubber flesh. A.M then started spurting oil out of it's gashed arm. A.M then gripped Edzilla's head with it's arm slipping off from the oil. Edzilla then grabbed A.M's head, and then gripped in with his teeth so tightly, that the rubber skin was torn off to reveal a Mechagodzilla-esque looking head. Out of nowhere, A.M fired laserbeams out of his mouth.

*Confessional*

Chris: I figured if we added a little surprise to the challenge, we could maybe add a little more drama....dig it?

*Cutback*

Edzilla then grabbed A.M's robotic head, and ripped every gear out of his head. A.M, in a dead daze, fell into the beach water and blew into pieces. Edzilla then roared, and then started laughing.

"Ha ha, that was fun...." Edzilla muttered in an Ed-like voice. Suddenly, Ted grabbed the mask off Ed's head.

"Good boy Ed." Ted said happily. Ted threw a cookie to Ed, and Ed joyfully gulped it.

*Confessional*

Ted: Boy, when you have a lacky to help you win challenges.....it's real nice....

Ed: I still remember the first time I was a monster, and the second time was a lot of fun!

*Cutback*

"Everyone, I, Ted V. Wakeman, am glad to announce that our Big Lug has won the challenge for us!" Ted announced happily. Everyone stared at him confused.

"What? You don't know what a Big Lug is? Idiots." Ted muttered. Ed was giddily dancing while Ted stared at everyone.

"THAT EARTH BOY RUINED OUR CHALLENGE!" Zim yelled angrily.

"What do you mean? You did nothing!" Jenny yelled.

"For once, I agree with the Robot Chick." Duncan agreed. Suddenly, Zim's disguse floated off, revealing his alien attenas and red eyes.

"I KNEW IT! He was an alien!" Courtney exclaimed. Ted stared at Zim confused.

"How in the first place did you get on this show anyway?" Ted asked.

"Um.....awkward?" Ed muttered.

Later that night, the Killer Bass where once again at the Bonfire.

"Alright you pesky teenagers, as you all know, one of you is going home tonight and....ah forget it, ZIM'S OUT!" Chef announced. Zim gasped with a look of surprise.

"YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ZIM'S WRATH!! THIS IS NOT THE LAST OF ZIM!" Zim yelled. Suddenly, G.I.R rode in on a Zoot Speeder, and opened the cockpit.

"HI STUPID HE-U-MANS!" G.I.R greeted. Zim jumped in, and began riding away, when suddenly, smoke poofed out the back, and then carrened down into the water.

"Grrr, G.I.R YOU NINCOMPOOP YOU FORGOT TO REFUEL THE SHIP!" Zim yelled. The ship then smashed into the water.

"That'll teach him a little lesson, that bug eyed freak." Mr. Blik said enjoyed.

Elsewhere, Ted and Lindsay sat in...basically a solitary spot in the woods.

"Lindsay, I have a question. Do you....eh.....like me?" Ted asked nervously.

"Do you mean friend like or....like, like?" Lindsay asked. Ted broke into a cold sweat.

"Um, the second one." Ted said motioning with his hand.

"Of course. As long as your willing I'm fine with it." Lindsay replied. Ted smiled, but then noticed a huge gaping hole behind Lindsay. Ted pointed behind her.

"What? Is there something in my hair?" Lindsay asked. Suddenly, Ted grabbed Lindsay as soon as Ed playfully snapped his mouth in his Edzilla costume.

"Now that was awkward....ha ha!" Ed laughed. Ted frowned, and walked over, and smacked him in the face.

"You got that right Godzilla." Ted joked angrily.

"Still waiting on that lawsuit Mr. Akira!"

AN: I had fun with this chapter, and hopefully you great readers enjoy it.

I'll be in Atlantic City the next few days, but my hotel has internet connection, so I'll be able to update at least one chapter on Saturday. Look out for a chapter on Saturday. If there isn't one there, check on Monday afternoon and you'll have a new chapter.

Till then,

TED WAKEMAN OUT!