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Warnings: Overpowered OOC Naruto, harem
Chapter 36: False Friend
This version of Naruto had the Mokuton. He had the Katon, the Suiton, the Raiton, the Fuuton and the Doton. He had the Rinnegan. He was the jinchuuriki of the ten-tailed beast. He also had a harem. And, Sasuke discovered, apparently, this dimension's version of himself and Itachi were female, and about to be inducted into it. He felt more than a little queasy.
"Niisan, can we leave?" He whispered, glancing over at Itachi, who was lying next to him in bed. There were five minutes before the alarm was going to ring. Perhaps, if they were quick, they could be out of this dimension before they actually had to go through with this farce. Sasuke might grudgingly consider Naruto a friend and a comrade, but this version of Naruto was clearly something else entirely and there was no way he was having sex with him!
"I may have Suzaku's power, but it requires a lot of energy to travel between dimensions, Sasuke," Itachi whispered back. "I require at least twenty-four hours before another attempt, or…"
Sasuke knew what the pause meant. It meant several rounds of intercourse, and unfortunately, they did not have the time – or the proper equipment, for that matter – at the moment. He scowled.
"Also, this version of Naruto has acquired the Mokuton. It is possible he may be Seiryuu… in which case, the most effective way to awaken him would be to engage in a battle."
Well, Sasuke thought, there had to be some way to protect his body and see if Naruto was Seiryuu. "Niisan, what if we did this?"
He whispered in Itachi's ear, and Itachi nodded. It was a risk they would have to take, but the Uchiha Clan was one of the Four Noble Clans of Konoha. It just might work…
Mikoto's eyes were sad as she and her helpers helped her daughters dress for their new assignment. Itako and Satsuki deserved better, but Naruto was the son of the Hokage, and descended from the Uzumaki and the Senju. He had clearly been blessed not only with an inordinate amount of chakra but also an abundance of kekkei genkai, so much so that it was almost unbelievable. Some called him the second coming of the Sage of the Six Paths. Personally, Mikoto believed he had been grown in a test tube before being implanted in Kushina's womb. There was just no way so many kekkei genkai and even kekkei touta, including the legendary Rinnegan, could have manifested naturally…
Apparently, Naruto had gotten tired of foreign beauties and civilian girls and was now demanding tribute from the various Clans in Konoha. As he could probably destroy any Clan single-handedly, even the Hyuuga and the Uchiha, even at a mere sixteen years of age, they acquiesced to his demands. As Sasuke and Itachi were led out of the Uchiha compound, they were joined by Hyuuga Hinata, Yamanaka Ino, and Inuzuka Hana.
Hana was angrily growling, and Hinata was outwardly composed, but there were faint tear tracks on her cheeks. Only Ino had schooled her features into an expression of happiness. Sasuke silently applauded her skills. He and Itachi followed them silently as the procession wound its way down the streets until they reached Naruto's private residence. It dwarfed even the Hokage's official residence, built to accommodate his large family. At the door, servants welcomed them in. They were shown to their rooms. Naruto soon emerged, larger than life, all blonde hair and blue eyes, strong and handsome, the perfect picture of a charming prince. His chakra levels were certainly off the charts, Sasuke admitted to himself.
"Welcome, welcome!" He beamed. "Lunch will be served in the dining room in an hour. I hope to see you all! The servants will show you the way."
"He certainly seems likeable," Ino said, after a pause.
Sasuke said nothing, glancing at the servant waiting for him. "May neesan and I share a room?"
"You and Itako-sama were assigned rooms in different wings, Satsuki-sama," The servant stated. Sasuke frowned. So, Naruto intended to separate them already. How clever of him, to sever their bonds so soon…
Well, no matter. With their chakra sensing abilities, they could find each other. Itachi gave him a glance, and began following his assigned servant. So Sasuke did the same.
When Sasuke arrived at his room, he saw a new outfit laid out for him on the bed. It was a short-sleeved, dark blue cheongsam patterned with a lighter blue dragon coiling over his chest, from his right shoulder over his chest, around his waist and hips, ending almost at his knees, just above the hem of the skirt. Seiryuu, he thought a tad ironically as he changed. I wonder if Aniki got Suzaku.
When they met for lunch, Itachi was there dressed, as Sasuke had suspected, in a red, Suzaku-print cheongsam. Ino wore yellow patterned with a Kirin, Hinata, white and Byakko, Hana, black and Genbu.
Lunch was a slightly strained affair. There were dozens of girls, and while Sasuke recognized a few of them, there were many unfamiliar faces. After lunch, Naruto had them gather in a large training area.
"I expect my ladies to be not only beautiful, but talented kunoichi as well." He stated. "I know that you all come from clans who pride themselves on their abilities. So, you will all fight in matches of my choosing. The winners will compete again. The champion shall share my bed tonight."
Sasuke had to hide his surprise. He had not expected this! He was tempted to lose, but then Itachi's eyes met his. No, they said. So, he gritted his teeth slightly. If that was Itachi's plan, then he would not…
"You first, Satsuki-chan," Naruto called. Sasuke nodded, striding to the center of the arena, glad that his cheongsam had slits up to the thighs, and he wore shorts underneath, so his movement was not too restricted.
"Isaribi-chan," He called. Sasuke studied his opponent. She was a few years older, with purple hair in two ponytails. He could see the chakra inside of her. Naruto had chosen an opponent who used water release – how predictable. But that was not all she had inside of her… When the match began, he was already forming signs as he activated his Sharingan behind the genjutsu that hid his eyes. If Naruto expected him to be predictable, so be it. He spat out a grand fireball, and Isaribi countered with a waterfall. He engaged in taijutsu, she blocked and dodged with graceful strength. He charged up a chidori and sprang forwards, she blindsided him with a heavy blast of wind and sent him sprawling to the ground with a smile. Quietly, Sasuke began to hum under his breath. This time, Isaribi paid no attention.
"Surrender," She told him. "I've already won." Her form was changing, scales rippling over her body, covering her feet and calves, forearms and hands. "I don't need weapons to kill you. You're pathetic. Is this all the Uchiha Clan is capable of?"
Sasuke struggled to his feet, still humming. Isaribi lunged at him. He dodged to the side. She stabbed at him, what was obviously poison leaking from her claws. Some kind of lizard, he thought. He smiled, and hummed one last line. Isaribi abruptly froze in place. Naruto frowned, wondering what had paralyzed her. Was it an illusion? But Satsuki hadn't used the Sharingan at all! Sasuke formed a senbon out of lightning, pressing it against Isaribi's carotid artery, and looked to Naruto. He nodded, and ended the match.
"S-So cold," Isaribi shivered when Naruto woke her from the illusion of being buried in snow, trapped in an unending blizzard. "I… lost?"
Sasuke smirked. Isaribi shot her a glare of pure venom. "How did you trap me in genjutsu? I never met your eyes!"
"Why does everyone assume I use the Sharingan to cast visual genjutsu?" Sasuke asked rhetorically. Naruto looked over at Itako. Aha! Itako must have taught Satsuki the trick to cast genjutsu with only her hands!
Itachi smiled back. They still didn't understand, but he was not going to enlighten them…
Itachi took down Guren in even less time than it took Sasuke to defeat Isaribi. Hinata proved adept against Temari, Ino suffered a humiliating loss against Haku, and Hana lost to Samui. Sasuke was allowed to sit out the second round, where Itachi decimated Samui and Hinata managed to take out Haku, just as Neji had in another timeline. Well now, Naruto thought. This could prove interesting… Hyuuga versus Uchiha…
"Hinata," Naruto told her. "Sit this match out. Satsuki-chan, Itako-chan, you two are up. And no going easy on Satsuki-chan, Itako-chan…"
What do we do now? Sasuke thought as he faced Itachi across the field. They both knew that as powerful as Hinata might be, she would be no match for him, let alone Itachi. And while there was no way Sasuke was going to have sex with Naruto, the idea of Itachi having sex with Naruto was even more repellent. His eyes hardened, Mangekyo Sharingan and Rinnegan activating. He could feel Itachi doing the same as they both got into fighting stances. As their eyes met, Sasuke saw the Tsukuyomi activate and suddenly understood, his Tsukuyomi activating at the same instant. A moment later, they were both within the Garden of Paradise.
"Niisan…" Sasuke gazed into Itachi's eyes.
Hopefully, they had enough time. The full extent of this Naruto's powers was still unknown. "Taijutsu only," Itachi decided. "And then, we attack him directly."
Sasuke's eyes hardened. "I understand." There was no point in wasting chakra. If Naruto was Seiryuu, he would only respond to direct attack. If the other girls got in the way, they would just have to disable them. They reappeared in the real world, and then attacked. After about ten minutes, Naruto was bored. "That's enough!" He snapped. As one, they turned to look at him. Then, they charged.
Naruto hadn't expected them to try and attack him, but he had bodyguards and other kunoichi for a reason. He watched, coolly assessing as they moved towards him. The two of them moved gracefully as a unit, mostly utilizing taijutsu and genjutsu, only applying ninjutsu when absolutely necessary. So they were attempting to conserve their chakra. He smirked. The Uchiha Clan was known for speed, and stealth, and most certainly not their stamina… He had to admit, they were a beautiful pair. And seeing the other girls taken down a peg, well, it might do them some good.
"Now, now, ladies," He drawled, when the two of them finally stood before him, panting slightly, Sharingan blazing in their eyes. "Let's not be too hasty, hmm? I know you both want me, and you've certainly earned the privilege…"
"Who said we wanted you?" Sasuke spat. "We're doing this because we don't want to be your concubines!"
Naruto laughed. "You honestly think you two can beat me? You might have defeated those other girls, but I'm on a whole different level, dattebayo!"
"If you're so confident, then fight us!" Sasuke hissed.
Itachi simply crossed his arms, giving Naruto a flat stare.
"All right, Satsuki-chan, Itako-chan, if that's the way you want it," Naruto got up from his seat. "Just don't cry too much when you finally lose… I wonder which one of you I'll enjoy first tonight," He smirked.
Sasuke let Itachi take the lead, as the black flames of the Amaterasu bloomed into existence. Naruto looked impressed for a moment, and then the flames winked out of existence, absorbed by the Rinnegan's Preta Path. "Mangekyo Sharingan, I see. I should have suspected you might have something stronger than the basic Sharingan, Itako-chan. Entertaining, but not really noteworthy, next?"
This was not Naruto, Sasuke thought, the thought giving him strength as he wove the signs for Hyouton, guiding the blizzard towards the blonde. Naruto's Preta path sucked that up as well, he retaliated with a gale force winds that Itachi countered with harsh flames. Naruto's water quenched the fire but crashed against an earthen wall, with a sign, his lightning split the earth, Itachi's wind dispersed the lightning, Naruto's fire consumed the wind and Itachi's water quenched the flames in a cycle, only to be stopped by Naruto's own earthen barrier. Sasuke's vines sprouted from the earth, wrapping around Naruto's limbs, but they shriveled under the molten lava dripping from Naruto's skin. Youton, Sasuke gasped. How was that possible?
"Hyouton and Mokuton, Satsuki-chan," Naruto tilted his head to the side. "Aren't you full of surprises as well?"
Sasuke glared.
Well then, since Naruto wasn't going to die any time soon, and hadn't even moved from his throne-like chair, there was no reason to go easy on him. Itachi gave him the briefest of nods, and then they moved as one. Susanoo activated around both of them, metal forming in Sasuke's hands into fine senbon.
"Kinzokuton," Naruto tilted his head to the side. "I thought I was the only one with that ability." He smirked as he formed a pair of swords. "This will be fun…"
What is he? Sasuke felt his frustration coming to a head. This was most definitely not his friend. If this version of Naruto were Seiryuu, working with him was going to be insufferable. Unless… Sasuke's eyes narrowed. Unless he was one of their enemies, like Mahri and that other man…
As Itachi's Susanoo swung the Blade of Totsuka, Naruto dodged easily. "You won't catch me the same way you caught Geri," He taunted. "I already know who you are, Suzaku-seikun… And I also know that you're not at your full power. You cannot defeat me."
His hands blurred as he made a familiar set of seals. Sasuke's eyes widened. "Niisan, that's Jinton!"
Itachi's Susanoo brought the Yata Mirror up. The mirror expanded, growing in size to cover them both. Sasuke's Susanoo disappeared, and he ducked into Itachi's Susanoo as Naruto grinned.
"Boom," He chuckled, as the world disintegrated around them.
End Chapter
Started 3/11/16
Completed 3/11/16
Youton is Lava release. Jinton is Dust/Particle release. Kinzokuton is Metal Release.
This, of course, is a parody of those overpowered Naruto harem fics