I don't own glee.

Sorry for the long wait:

Warning: sex talk

"Welcome home baby!" Kurt said as they carried Kadence into the Hummel-Anderson household. The little baby was in Blaine's arms. She was wrapped in a pink blanket. She was so tiny. She slept in her Momo's arms soundly. Kurt held her head in his hand. He placed kisses on Blaine's cheek.

"She's so perfect" Blaine whispered softly trying not to wake her. Kurt smiled as he looked at his daughter. He couldn't believe he was a daddy. He had dreamed of this moment for a long time and now she was home and healthy.

"HI BABY!" Finn yelled happily as he ran into the room.

Kadence started to fuss which turned into a loud cry. She squirmed.

"Oh no baby it's okay!" Blaine said frantically. She put her on his shoulder and patted her back softly. He could feel her head on his neck. He could feel her settling down. "I'm going to put her down"

Blaine slowly walked up the stairs.

Kurt went over to Finn. He took the pillow that was on the couch and hit Finn in the head with it.

"Why did you wake her?!" Kurt exclaimed angrily.

"I'm sorry!" Finn said. "I didn't know she was sleeping!"

"Don't you have a pregnant husband to attend to?!" Kurt said.

"He is all moody and he wants sex" Finn exclaimed.

"Well then why don't you have sex with him?" Kurt said.

"I don't know!" Finn said as he stormed off up the stairs. As he stormed up the stairs, he met Blaine at the end of the hall.

"What's up with you?" Blaine whispered.

Finn sighed. "I don't know what to do"

"About what?" Blaine asked. Blaine picked up the laundry basket that was on the floor. Even though he had just got done having a baby still meant there was dirty laundry to do.

"It's Jesse" Finn said. He started to follow Blaine down to the kitchen. Kurt was in the kitchen boiling bottles. "He wants me to have sex with him"

"And what is the problem?" Blaine asked.

"Are you not getting satisfaction?" Kurt asked. Kurt smiled widely.

"I am getting satisfaction!" Finn said. He sat down frustrated. "It's just Jesse he is getting so big."

"Don't you call him fat?!" Blaine snapped.

"I'm not calling him fat!" Finn snapped. "I am worried like when you guys did it like did you feel the baby move?"

"It would really make her move" Blaine said.

"But what if the baby pokes out or he goes into labor?"

"Are you scared?" Kurt asked.

Finn nodded.

"Don't be scared" Kurt said. "Everything will be fine. Once the baby comes out, you will be so happy and you two will be in love even more"

4 days later

"I AM GOING TO HURT HIM!" Blaine exclaimed as he stormed through the living room. His hair was all curly and he had huge dark circles under his eyes.

Finn and Jesse sat on the couch watching the scene. Finn rubbed Jesse's huge stomach.

"Who are you going to hurt?" Finn asked.

"Kurt" Blaine said. His voice was angry but he was just stressed and tired. "He has helped barely. Check that he has but he leaves all the nice poopy diapers to me!"

Kurt walked in with the same look. His hair was a mess and huge dark circles were under his eyes.

"I can't choose what comes out of her!" Kurt exclaimed.

Blaine just walked off angrily.

"DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!" Kurt yelled as he stormed after Blaine.

Jesse shivered. "I hope that doesn't happen to us"

Finn looked in his brother and brother in law's direction.

"Nah it won't." He said. "Kurt and Blaine are just worried about Kadence because she was born early. They are just making it harder than what it seems. They are tired and I can tell Blaine is stressed because he is trying to take care of the baby and also try to get the baby weight off."

Jesse stared at him wide eyed.

"When did you become so smart?"

Alright please review.

I know I mad it look like Kurt and Blaine want to strangle each other but it is tiring taking care of a newborn from what I've heard. I am not an expert.

If you have any ideas please let me know, I am running really dry.