Professor McGonagall's mouth was thin as she approached the laughing marauders during breakfast. "Boys," she said severely. "I just received your career choice sheets. I am extremely disappointed in you."
Remus's heart sunk. He had though he'd checked James and Sirius's before they handed them in! They must have changed it after he'd checked them. With a sinking heart, he glanced at what the three had written as Professor McGonagall placed the sheets on the table.
Sirius Black: Remus Lupin's personal sex-toy.
James Potter: The next Grindelwald
Peter Pettigrew: To conquer the world with an army of engorged garden gnomes.