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Chapter 36: Perverts of the Round Table

"Freaks, shinigami, kids, what's next, aliens?!" Franky asked, he was in his workshop below deck. "Might as well brand them freaks."

"It's our fault." Reese said, drinking coke. "Look at me, I'm the only normal teen out of all of them."

"Normal...that's until you eat a devil fruit-"

"Franky!" Matt yelled, he rushed inside. "I need a nucular bomb!"

"Go to Usopp. He making freezer bombs-"

"Thanks!"

"...he's going to blow us up. Reese, get him before he does so." Franky said, Reese jumped down from his stool and heard a scream, he rushed to Usopp's room.

"I heard a girl scream! Oh, it's you...I'm leaving."

"Girl?! It was me!" Usopp yelled. "Help! I'm being held gunpoint, damnit!"

(On Deck)

"Let's get this strait, how the hell did you get here?" Luna asked, Sanji was handcuffed to her hand so he can keep a 24-7 watch over her. The three sat on the grass.

"Tell me how you got here, and I'll do my part." Richie said.

"Either a horse ride accident, or a sleping gas at school. It's one of them. Your turn."

"...I have no...bloody idea."

"Argh! I'm not getting anywhere!"

"Then I'll take you anywhere."

"NO HITTING ON EACH OTHER!" roared Sanji.

(Kitchen)

Operation Steal Food from Kitchen was under full swing for Luffy. He looked all over the place, cuboards, drawers, cabinets, everywhere! It turns out that Sanji placed all the food in the pantry. "Crap, where's the meat?"

"Baaaaaaa!"

"...goat?..." Luffy opened the door to the infamaryto find a large, white/black Irish goat with a golden bell tied around his neck. The goat stared at Luffy as he grabbed the goat and ran out on deck in search for Sanji.

(On Deck)

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Tsuki, Brooke, and Chehero cheered. Luffyran around with the goat in his arms.

"SANJI! I FOUND A GOAT! LET'S EAT IT!" Luffy yelled, waving th beast in the air. Richie and Sanji stopped fighting; Richie had his whip around Sanji's neck while the chef had his foot in the other's face.

"Goat? We hadn't have a propper meal in ages!" Sanjidrooled over the goat with knives out. Richie wrapped his whip around Sanji. "What gives?! We HAVE to eat! Lemme cook him! The size of that thing can feed us for a week!"

"Don't cook him, or you'll regret it." Richie warned, he hugged the goat. "His name's Pip. I got him since he was a kid from Ireland as a present from Grandfather. Cool, isn't he?"

"You're lucky dad even let you keep that on the ranch." Becky said. "...it was pretty funny when you came from London..."

"Shut up, lass." Richie placed his hand on her head and ruffled her hair.

"So...are we going to eat that or what?" Zoro asked, having spotted the goat.

"Baaaa..."

"What's the point of having a live creature that got a lot of meat on it if you can't eat it?" Robin frowned. "But I have to say, he looks cute."

"Too cute to be dinner!" Nami bent down and hugged the buck. "Sanji-kun, would you please not cook him?"

"Hai, Nami-san." Sanji flashed his knives in front of Chopper as he gave the I-wanna-eat-you look. "I always knew you were an emergancy food supply."

"S-s-sanji." the poor little reindeer backed away until Luna tugged on the chain.

"Stop that."

Reese, Matt, and Usopp came on deck, Matt stared at Pip, who glared back. "Richie. How many times do I have to say, don't let Pip near me!"

"Why, you have allergies or something?" Usopp asked.

"Nah, when he first met the goat, Pip slammed his horns in Matt's pakages."

"Ah."

"What does that mean?" Luffy said. "Matt has boxes full of neat stuff?"

"Matt hadpakages full of neat stuff...for Luna, actually." Becky said, Luna slapped her shoulder. "What? Not my fault you're a virgin, I mean Matt almost took-"

"Were you kids raised in a barn or something?" Zoro said.

"Pretty much, yeah-"

"YOU LITTLE!" Luna started choking her sister the same way Homer chokes Bart.

"Who's still a virgin?" Franky appeared.

"Luna and Sanji."

"That's low. I thought okami-kid saw Sanji's boxers already-"

"EVERYONE, SHUT UP!" Luna yelled. "Do I have to rate this fan fic M or something? Cuz it's starten' to sound like it!"

"Could you?" Chehero said. "Rate it...M? You are the author."

"M?" Sanji asked. "And what's a fan fic?"

"Nothing." the five teens and kid responded.

"..."

"..."

"...Baaa!"

"...?!" Matt was suddedly rammed in the groin by Pip. "I didn't...(gasp)...do anything."

"I'll go see what I can cook for lunch." Sanji and Luna went to the kitchen.

(Later)

Everything was pretty quiet during lunch, even Luffy kept quiet. Luna jumped slightly in her seat next to Sanji and was blushing madly, he raised an eyebrow at her.

"What?" asked Nami as she drank her tea.

"There are..." she tried to find the right words. "...five perverts in this room right now...one of them...is running their hand up and down my lap." Luna's face was completely red while Zoro rolled his eyes at her. "...even though it feels good...could one of you...please stop that...now...before you run your hand up my belt...or even my...(gasp)...shirt?"

Now everybody was quiet as they stared at Reese, Brooke, Matt, Richie, and Sanji, the obvious perverts. She was trying to say or moan anything else, she gripped the table with her hand...tightly, so tight, that she gripped the her nails made a hole in the sheets.

"I'm not doing anything." Matt said, raising his hands in the air, Brooke, Reese, Richie and Sanji did the same.

"If I did a thing, the chef or Richie would murder me again."

"Why would I hit on my own sister?"

"Luna's me gal and all, but I'm not doing a bloody thing."

"I may be lusting for her, but at least I know how to contain myself at the table." Sanji confessed last.

"..."

"..."

"At least someone stopped." Luna said, she gave a sigh of relief, her grip lessened and she slouched back into her original position.

"Can't you kids contain yourselves at the table for at least two seconds?" Zoro asked, ten minutes later, she jumped again and was blushing. "Ugh..."

"Okey...this time...who's trying to get...their hand...up my shirt?!"

"I need to go do something..." Luffy said, leaving the table.

"Yeah, me too." Chopper said, Franky, Zoro, Becky, and Tsuki fallowed suit.

"I don't feel like playing the game of when Luna guesses which piece of shit is running their shitty hands up and down her." Zoro said before leaving through the door. "Ero-shitheads."

"Oi." the five pervs said. "You're shit too, marimo."

"So...the meeting of the Perverts of the Round Table has begun, members mister band manager, cook-san, Brooke, and Richie are here...anyway, okami-chan." Robin said, crossing her arms on the table with a smile. "Can you roughly guess who's harassing you?"

Sanji got up and started to clear the mess on the table (he uncuffed himself) and went to the sink.

"First of all, before we start, Reese and Becky have to leave, now." Luna said. "I don't want to encorage them to do such things."

"C'mon, sis, let us in on it." Reese said, Luna switched to demon point and bore her fangs.

"I'M YOUR OLDER SISTER, DO AS I SAY!"

"Eep!"

In a split second, they were gone, Luna sat back down and whipedthe saliva from her mouth casually. "Second of all, I know it's not Sanji. If it were, I would've heard the chain move. Bothhands were on the table. Brooke was sitting too far, along with Usopp."

"That leaves Matt and Richie-kun-" Nami said.

"Why does Richie get a kun and I don't?" Matt asked.

"Cause he's more of a gentleman, unlike you...sometimes."

"Anyway...I say Matt and Richie were doing it to me. Richie was running his hand on my lap, Matt was with my shirt."

"Damn, how'd you now?" Richie asked while putting his feet on the table.

"Oi, you stupid goat, I just cleaned that!" Sanji exclaimed from the counter. "Don't put your boots on the table!"

"Because that's how you both are when you make out with me at home. Duh?"

"You live an interesting life, okami-sama. Mind if I see your panties?" Brooke asked.

"..."

"Richie, Sanji, Matt, Brooke, tell me what you're thinking of right now." Chehero said, getting an idea.

"Luna." Sanji and Richie said in unison.

"Racks." Matt said.

"Panties."

"No, think a little deeper."

"Where're you getting at?" asked Nami, she raised an eyebrow at her, Chehero whispered something in Luna's ear. The wolf smiled.

"She's say something that the guys were thinking of right now."

Luna got up and stretched a bit before yawning and saying,"I'll go undress-"

In seconds, Matt, Richie, Sanji, and Brooke all got nosebleeds,"You're going to strip in font of us?!"

"Was that what you guys were dreaming about?"

"...yes, I was slowly undressing Luna-chan in my mind and fucking her sencelessly."

"Yep, my love."

"I was just running my hand on her rack in my mind, but yeah, you can say that."

"You're right, I was just looking at your panties...along with Nico Robin's."

"I'll pretend I never heard that." Namisaid as she started to leave with Robin.

"Well, I need to go undress so I can bathe." Luna left while Usopp gave a look to everyone.

"Zoro is right. You can't contain yourselves." they all turned to Usopp. "What?"

"It's not a matter of containment." Brooke said.

"It's a matter of testing temptations." Sanji was cleaning a glass. Matt was getting ready to leave. "Where're you going?"

"No where."

"I have a feeling that you wanna see Luna's knickers." Richie had a firm hand on Matt's shoulder. "And this concludes the meeting of the Perverts of the Round Table."

Anyway, in the spa room. Luna sat there under the faucet, allowing waterto pour over her head. She was humming Seven Deadly Sins under her breath. Sanji entered the spa room quietly, he reached for her towel that was set on a table, but Luna saw him through the wave of water rushing down her eyes. "What're you doing?"

"Nothing." Sanji placed the towel down and sat at the edg of the spa. He took off his coat,shoes, and socks and rolled up his pants to place his feet in the water. There was a moment of silence as she sank lower into the bubble bath. "The water's pretty cold."

"It's really hot and I'm part wolf, I need to cool off."

"Side-effects?"

"Yep."

"..."

"..."

"Why're you in here?"

He merely shrugged. "I wanted to ask you something."

"Go ahead, shoot. It's not like it'll end my life or something."

"Who do you like better? Me, Matt or Richie?"

"You, duh. Right now, I'm living a fangirl's dream. I'm stuck in One Piece and I'm dating Sanji...anything wrong about that?"

"It's just...Becky-chan said you love Richie more than me."

"Don't listen to her. She's just a romantic. Truth is, she tries to ruin every relationship I had, but when Richie came it's the total opposite."

"..."

"Now, do you have a better reason why you're here?"

"Hey, that question I just asked was a serious one." he held up one finger at her.

"Sure it was. Maybe it was your alibi so you can see me in the bath."

"Alibi? You let me watch you sometimes."

"...stalker."

"Am not."

"Prove it."

"..."

"Ha! You got nothing."

"Yeah I do, I just can't remember."

"Bullshit, you're acting like Matthew."

"Fine, just for saying that, I'm taking your towel." Sanji was about to get out, but she grabbed his leg. "What're you doing?

"I can play at that." her wet, soapy hand held his ankle tightly. "Just for trying get me out on deck with no clothes, I'm pulling you in the water."

"You can't do that!" Sanji tried to get his foot back, but she was able to pull him in the water. "Argh!" He glared at her as she merely shrugged with a smile.

"Told ya." Sanji started to smile. "...?"

"To tell you the truth." he scooted closer to her. Her smile went away as she scooted away from him, but he went closer. "This is the first time I'm in the same bath with a girl."

"I'm getting out." Luna said, she reached out forher towel, but it was gone. "You're kidding me. Sanji-kun, did you take it?"

"What?"

"Don't 'what' me! You know clearly what I'm asking." she crossed her arms on her chest.

"I didn't take it! I placed it back when you pulled me in! Can't you turn into a wolf and dry yourself?"

"...right." she switched to beast point and climbed out.

"Hand me a towel." Sanji said.

"No, you took mine in the first place."

"Did not!"

"You threatened to."

"Yeah."

"So you did!"

"Just hand me a towel or something."

"Nope."

"I'm not goimg outside wet! Everyone we'll get the wrong idea!"

"Would you rather go outside with wet clothes or no clothes at all?"

"...you have a point." Sanji got out and opened the door for her, she ran off to Chehero. The chef looked to the side and saw Matt and Richie sitting there.

"Why are you wet?" Richie asked.

"Funny story." before he can explain, Matt and Richie were beating hhim to death. "She pulled me in! Not the other way around."

"You bloody, filthy, perverted git!" Richie yelled.

"You' broke the code of the Perverts of the Round Table! Hell, you even signed a contract!" Matt yelled, holding a piece of paper.

Perverts of the Round Table...man, my friend thought of that for me after reading my fan fics.