A/N: Yo peoples. I was gonna post this yesterday, but then I didn't get home till late and I had to do my homework and ugh school (but I had callbacks for my school play yesterday and THE CAST LIST COMES OUT LIKE ANY MINUTE NOW I AM FREAKING OUT) but so yeah. Here's this now. I referenced Gerald because Gerald is awesome.

Also, everyone go read The Queen of Valencia Torgue's fic "Percy and the Marks of the Big Three", because it is my new favorite thing. Also Nico's in it, which automatically makes it perfect. So go R&R that. After you R&R this.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. BUT I OWN GERALD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't question me.

This prompt came from one of my Whovian reviewers… VirtualViola03. Enjoy and please review!

"PERCY! LOOK AT THE COOLNESS!"

Percy Jackson sighed. 46 weeks ago, he would've jumped and maybe even screamed when his cousin dramatically burst into his cabin and screamed about random things for no reason (Ponyville, spaghetti sauce, it changed every time). But Percy was used to it now. So he calmly looked up to see Nico holding out a red, weirdly-shaped hat with black tassels on the top.

"What is that?" the son of Poseidon slowly, not sure he really wanted to know.

Nico's maniacal grin faded… "I… don't actually know,"… then returned just as crazy as ever. "But isn't it cool?!"

Percy shrugged. "Uh, yeah, Nico, I guess so. But, uh… where'd you get it?"

(A/N: Insert a mermaid here. Its name is Fucia Sharpe. Don't question me)

His little cousin suddenly looked uncomfortable. "Well… it's kind of a long story… I mean, at least it was better than China, right? Not that I ever really wanted to go to China, but you know Gerald—always looked for adventure. And it's not my fault my penguin freaked out during shadow-travel because he thought it was Antarctica. And aren't penguins supposed to like Antarctica? Well, apparently not Gerald. I mean, I knew he was a special penguin, but I mean seriously dude—"

"Nico," Percy stopped him, quickly losing his patience. "Fewer details. Where'd you get the hat?"

"Oh. I stole it from a magic painting."

Percy nodded slowly. "Gotcha…"

Nico grinned again. "Anyway, isn't it cool?"

"Sure, Nico. Real cool."

As Nico di Angelo left the cabin to proclaim the coolness of his new hat, Percy Jackson thought to himself. 46 weeks ago, he probably would've sighed, shaken his head, and muttered, "Oh, Nico."

But not this time. Nope. This time, he just wasn't gonna do it.

A/N: Yeah, there's that. Sorry about the random A/N in the middle of there. I made it a policy a while ago that I would type up the story exactly how it was in my notebook, and my friend drew a mermaid in the middle of my story, so I had to put it in there. the drawing split up multiple lines of writing, which is why the A/N's kinda spread out a bit. Sorry about that.

But never mind that. CAST LIST FOR MY SCHOOL PLAY CAME OUT. I'M LITERALLY THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN THE CAST AND I GOT A LEAD PART! AAAAAAAAAH! I GET TO PLAY A STAGE MANAGER AND FREAK OUT A LOT AND EVENTUALLY USE A BRITISH ACCENT AND BE IN A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH A GUY WHO'S FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND A GIRL WHO'S FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND LIKE THE STAR OF THE LAST THREE SHOWS AND I MIGHT HAVE TO KISS THIS OLDER GUY (awkward but exciting) AND I AM JUST FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! Anyway, I'm really happy. Just letting you all know.

Not many people asked me random questions, but that's okay cause I'm no longer in a question-answering mood. I will answer all the questions next time, I promise, but I'm not gonna now cause I'm too busy being excited for my school play :D However, I will answer one: Yes, I have a purple guitar. It's pretty awesome.