Blurred Reality

Chap. 36

E-harmony Reunion

One Month Later

The sound of my own laughter billowed throughout my small apartment. I couldn't help but crack up as I watched "Blurred Reality" air on VH1. It took me a moment to realize just how ridiculous the show really was. Throughout every single episode VH1 made it all seem like some sort of a spin off of Mindfreak/Rock of Love and to be honest the rock music score they played almost every time in the background when Criss Angel stepped into the scene for eliminations made me almost piss my pants. I think the moment I DID ALMOST piss my pants was when they edited fake stars floating above Kelly's head when she fell off of the stage during her cheerleading act. That was classic, bravo VH1.

When I found out that Criss kicked both Amelia and Kelly off of the show after finally realizing that they had been framing me all along, I was indifferent about it. I wasn't too sure if my emotions were legitimately happy or pissed off. I suppose I was still let down that he had to go through all that trouble instead of just taking my word over theirs in the first place. Maybe if he had listened me then I would still be with him?

It didn't matter anymore… I'd never see him again. I liked it that. I liked the fact that it was all over and done with… Although it would have been nice to rub it in his face a little. I guess maybe if I saw him just one last time then I could tell him how much of an idiot he was for letting me go but what would that change? Probably nothing.

Not much had changed in my life since the show besides the fact every time I went out of the house a few people would stare and point at me or whisper, "Wasn't she the crazy one?". At first it bothered me but now I was starting to get used it. Usually I just ignored them. Other times I played along, one time I even pretended to talk to myself. Hell, why not give people something to talk about? Let them think what they want about me. It didn't matter. My boss offered to give me my job back and I accepted. Life was pretty much ordinary again.

Having enough of seeing my own face on T.V. and the girls I could never get full revenge on, I decided to flip through my stack of accumulating mail on the kitchen table.

Crap.

Coupons.

Crap.

Bills.

More Bills.

Hmmm… My eye brows raised as I noticed a business envelope addressed first class. Inside the letter read:

Melissa,

On behalf of both Criss Angel and VH1 production management, I would like to personally inform you that there will a "Blurred Reality" Reunion show hosted by Sharon Osbourne. This will be aired live at the House of Blues in Las Vegas Nevada on October 5th at 6pm. You MUST respond ASAP to this letter. Your airline ticket is being held for you in advance. Please, remember to take into consideration that you are contract bound to this date and if there is a necessary cancellation that needs to made you must give at least 48 hours notice. Attached below to this document are the following steps you need to take to receive and authorize your flight.

"You're kidding me?" I muttered out loud as I folded up the letter.

Hmmm… maybe I would get my chance to tell Criss off after all?

My eyes focused themselves on the computer screen and I drew in a deep breath.

Was that a female mullet? SERIOUSLY…

Next.

Oh God, STILL MARRIED!

NEXT!

Why was I even trying this damned dating site out again anyway? Maybe I should use a suedo name this time. Something simple… something less "unbelievable". My eyes rolled the moment I spotted Melissa's profile appear in my inbox.

THIS USER IS 99% COMPATIBLE

Really, no shit fucking E-harmony! I flicked off of the monitor and angrily exited out of the internet file.

Okay, so maybe I was done with the whole online dating thing. It wasn't getting anywhere with it anyway. My mind drifted off as I watched Hammie curl up on the computer desk next me.

"What do you say boy?" I muttered as I patted his head, his golden cat eyes starring back up me. "You agree too, don't you? I'm fucked… I should have never let her go."

TO BE CONTINUED

NOTE: I HOPE EVERYONE LIKED THIS STORY! I HAD SOOOO MUCH FUN WRITING IT! (: THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE REVIEWED! I DID NOT EXPECT THIS STORY TO GET SO MANY AND HAVE SO MANY HITS OR BE FAVED AS MUCH AS IT HAS. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

P.S. I WILL WRITE THE REUNION, DON'T WORRY! LOL! BUT, BEFORE I WRITE THE REUNION I NEED YOU ALL TO SEND ME SOME QUESTIONS THAT YOU HAVE FOR BOTH CRISS AND ANY OF THE PAST GIRLS ON THE SHOW... IT CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHING. SOMETHING I WROTE ABOUT, SOMETHING I DIDN'T. FEEL FREE TO SEND ME AS MANY QUESTIONS AS YOU LIKE. (: BE CREATIVE LOL!

Always, Deppendant