Mew floated happily through the forest, humming to herself, when all of a sudden there was a pink flash in front of her.
mew squeaked in fear as she stopped and covered her eyes. She slowly opened them, and she saw a round pink portal before her. Mew stared open mouthed as a pink pony wearing a black sweater, and skull cap, and orange night vision goggles stepped out towards her.
The pony stood still for a moment, and then, she started jumping around and singing:
We are the Fun Borg, lower your shields,
and surrender your stuffiness!
We will add all your skills and techs,
to our own fun-ness!
Your culture will adapt to have more fun,
Resistance is futile!
Existence as you know it is over now,
from now on you will smile!
Fun Borg! So fun and crazy!
Fun Borg! So fun and hasty!
Fun Borg!
Fun Borg! Fun Borg! FUN BORG!
The pink pony then shot a beam of pink light from an emitter on her goggles. It hit Mew square in the forehead. As Mew stumbled back, looking dazed, the pony back-flipped into the portal, which vanished with a flash.
Mew shook her head and rubbed her eyes. She looked around and said, "That's funny. . ." she then cracked a huge smile and said, "I have the unstoppable urge to make Arceus smile! Even if it mean throwing a ton of pies at him!"
And with that, Mew flew off, humming an infectious tune that seemed to have popped right into her head.