"Fa-" In a flash something dark leaps ontop of Sai and Choji makes a face. Honno sits up, rubbing her head after a moment.
"G-Gomen. I-I smelled meat and I just... I don't really know..." She lies quickly. I can tell when she lies cause her little teeth chatter slightly. Ino, Sakura, Naruto and I let out a sigh and I continue to eat my pork.
"Hey, we're you gonna say something?" Choji asks, confused. Sakura waves her hand.
"No no! It was nothing dont worry about it!" She rushes. Honno plops down on the other side of the table and grabs a piece of meat with her fingers, dropping it into her mouth.
"Anyway, I'm Ino Yamanaka and my family owns the Yamanaka Flower Shop! Nice to meet you!" She says sweetly, buttering up her words. Honno's eyebrow twitches and I hold back a few chuckles.
"Nice to meet you, um..." I make a face looking at Sai again.
Oh no. Here it comes!
I gently lift my hands to my ears and Naruto watches with a worried face.
"Gorgeous."
I keel over in laughter with Honno as Ino's face reddens.
"You call HER gorgeous!" Sakura exclaims, lunging at Sa. Naruto stands up, holding her back.
"S-Sakura! Ack! T-Take it easy!" He exclaims as cups fly into the wall.
We take our leave, separating from the two as we all head home. The next day, I head over to the hospital with Tsunade, Sakura and Honno, who wanted to come along for the ride.
"Everything seems alright. So, we'll discharge you today." Tsunade says, putting her hands on her hips. Kakashi glances past us.
"Is it because you want to get rid of that extra 'baggage' over there?" I turn around, chuckling as Naruto snores away, clinging to his pillow.
"That... Was a factor." Tsunade says. Sakura's eyebrow twitches and Honno makes a face as Naruto scratches his rear.
"Naruto. He's been holed up here the whole time saying he could start training any minute!" Sakura says distastefully.
"I was hoping I'd have a few days to be lazy- er, recover at my own home. But I'm out of books to read so I might as well start his training." Kakashi sighs.
"Raseng-!" I jump and turn as Naruto lets out a war cry. Sakura makes a face and Honno stalks towards him. She leans close to Narutos ear.
"Wake the hell up, Naruto!" She shouts. Naruto shoots upright, still clutching his pillow. He turns groggily toward her and she puts her hands on her hips.
"Ugly whore..." He says sleepily. I make a worried face.
"THE HELL?!" Naruto jumps. "H-Honno-chan?!" He exclaims. I hurry forward, latching onto Honno and ripping her away from him before she rips him to shreds.
"Lemme go! Lemme at 'em!" Honno says angrilly, claws reaching out for Naruto, who scrambles back before falling from the bed.
"No!"
"Kanami!"
"I said no!"
"C'mon!"
"I'm not trying to put him in the hospital!"
"Don't make me lick you!" Honno threatens as we now stand before Kakashi's bed. I narrow my eyes.
"Dont. You. Dare." I say darkly. Honno grabs my hand, jerking it up to her face and licks my wrist, trailing her tongue up my palm and fingers. She drops it. I make a face.
"WHAT THE SHIT THATS SO GROSS I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN!" I exclaim, wiping her saliva on her shirt. She rips my other hand off of her before I tackle her to the ground, giving her a noogie. Several minutes later I stand with Kakashi and Naruto in an open clearing. Kakashi explains the whole 'Chakara Shape and Nature Manipulation' thing and I nod.
"Element-what now?" Naruto asks. I sigh.
"Geeze didn't you ever study?" I mutter. Naruto gives me a look. "There are 5 basic types of Chakara Elemental Nature." I say, holding my hand up. "They are Fire, Wind, Water, Lightning and Earth. The 5 great Shinobi Nations are named for these Elements and they form the foundation of Nin-Jutsu. Ne, Sensei?" I say, turning to face Kakashi, who nods.
"Oh... Cool..." Naruto murmurs.
"Most people's Chakara naturally tends to lean toward a certain Element." Kakashi looks at me. "For example, the Uchiha are geared naturally towards fire, thus they were exceptionally skilled in Fire Elemental techniques. Chidori is a Lightning Technique." Naruto's eyes narrow.
"So, Sasuke's got Fire and Lightning Natures, right?" He asks. I give him a curt nod.
"Yes. Just like I've got Fire and Earth techniques. Although I can copy just about any move, even the Chidori, though it would take some time." I add.
"And you currently have Zero." Kakashi states, pulling four small slips of paper out of his pouch. "You don't even know what affinity you're Chakara is." I take two of the slips.
"Chakara paper, right?" I ask, peering up at him. He nods again. Kakashi holds up a paper before it crinkles. Naruto does a double take and Kakashi explains Chakara paper. I hold up my first, it bursts into flame and crumbles in a heap of ash. Naruto watches in wonder as I hold up my second slip, focusing Chakara into it. It crumbles into a heap of dirt. Kakashi holds up another paper and hands it to Naruto. "So lets find out. Focus you're Chakara into the paper."He instructs. Naruto nods and after a moment he holds two split pieces of paper.
"Wind Nature." I mutter as a breeze blows my hair infront of me. I push it back. "Perfectly suited for battle."
Naruto first-pumps. "Damn, I am so awesome!" He exclaims, rather chipper now that he's learned his affinity.
"Not yet, you're not. We only just found this out." As Kakashi speaks to Naruto I am aware of another precense approaching us. I turn to my eft as Yamato leaps into the clearing.
"Eh? Yamato Deichou? Oh wait! Nevermind." I gret him, sheepishly rubbing my neck as I remember Yamato's purpose in Naruto's training.
He's got to control Naruto in case he gets out of hand.
After a few minuets, wich contain Yamato making a waterfall and forcing tree's to erupt from the rocks, Kakashi taps my shoulder.
"Can you make a Shadow Clone?" He sighs. I nod, putting my hands together. A clone erupts beside me in a puff of smoke and stands next to Clone Naruto and Clone Kakashi. They head over to the woods where we can't see them. After a while I notice my Chakara returning to a slightly normal state as the Jutsu drops. I smirk as Naruto looks smugly at Kakashi.
"Pfft. Wow Sensei I can't believe you went with that bet." I say, holding my stomach. Yamato raises an eyebrow.
"I still beat you." I frown, muttering about games of luck.
"Hehe! Now Kakashi-Sensei has to buy me Ramen! I beat him in rock-paper-scissors!" I deadpan, turning to him.
"Naruto I beat you... So Kakashi has to buy for you and you have to buy for me." I say, tilting my head higher in victory as Kakashi sighs and Naruto makes a face.
"You forced that bet on me." Kakashi says. Before long, there are millions of Naruto's and one naked looking tree. I lay back in the grass, wondering if I could add a cool new manipulation to my Fire Element when Kakashi peers up from his book at Naruto.
"He's already starting to cut them?" I look up at a Naruto who gazes happily at the small cut in the leaf. I raise my eyebrows.
"This may go faster than you thought, Sensei."