Comics
Alexis was lounging in the hot tub reading her favorite comic book Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. She simply loved how Johnny or 'Nny' as he liked to be called didn't take any crap from anyone; well if not taking crap was killing everyone in sight. She simply loved Johnny's gothic steel toed boots and she had always wanted a pair just for herself. DethKlok was in the hot tub with her and Toki was curiously peeking over her shoulder to see what this book was about. Alexis began to giggle at a certain rant Johnny was making.
"Whats are you readings?" asked Skwisgaar with a roll of his eye.
"It's just 'Johnny the Homicidal Maniac' by Jhonen Vasquez," said Alexis with a smile.
Over the past couple of days DethKlok noticed that Alexis was a little less secretive and more opened. They began to wonder what that was about, well Skwisgaar had a vague idea why she was like this but really didn't want to delve to deep into.
"I think you guys would really like this comic," smiled Alexis as she got out of the hot tub and headed for her room. Alexis reached her room and sighed as she continued to read the last part of the book she was at the part where Johnny was trying to make amends for trying to kill Devi, she found this part sad because Johnny always said that he was going to get rid of all his feelings for her, and all his other feelings in general. She found these two perfect, the perfect couple no matter what logic told her, Alexis was a hopeless romantic for these two minus the whole mass murder thing, but as she read the interview with the creator in the back on this subject the line that stuck out the most was 'It fails in life.'
"Sadly he's right," sighed Alexis to herself as she set the comic book down and reached for her spell book that she'd gotten back she just began to flip the pages very fast not really caring where it stopped. Suddenly Alexis felt a slicing feeling on her finger and she looked down and saw blood forming at the tip of her index finger.
Alexis wiped off on the spell book and then noticed that her JTHM fell to the floor without her noticing. She sighed picked it up not realizing that a little bit of blood got on the cover. She opened the book again to see if any damage had been done. Thankfully not, she noticed she landed on her favorite story the one were Squee is almost molested but is saved by Johnny. She said the blood cover over the blood in the book and something strange happened. She felt a strange sucking sensation, the room suddenly began to spin and Alexis closed her eyes as the room spun faster and faster and she heard the book shut. She opened her eyes and noticed she was in a crowd of people who were just staring at her like she was a freak of nature. Alexis soon found out why. She looked down and saw that she was in a black kimono, but this kimono was different from all her other ones this was short and went a little ways passed her butt and the it hung off her shoulders showing much of her chest. The obi was a dark red which was tied very tightly around her waist and a bright yellowish green cord held the obi so it wouldn't come lose. Alexis then looked down and saw that she was in simple black flats. She also noticed that her tattoo was showing and she was still wearing Toki's anklet. She also put her arms inside the sleeves to discover that she had her metal hand fans, it was then she noticed the frilly blood red collar around her neck.
'Thank god,' she thought 'Now where the hell am I?" as she looked around at her settings. This place looked vaguely familiar to her, it was then that a loud screech caught attenchen and she whirled around and figured out where she was.
"MOMMY!"
"Oh Shit," said Alexis she realized that, that was Squee and she was in JTHM. "Well I'm fucked." She said quietly to herself as she saw Squee and his Teddy bear that he always carried with him called Schmee get taken by the child molester. Now Alexis was never one to idly sit by and let a sick fuck do something traumatizing to kids. So Alexis decided to intervene before Johnny showed up.
"Excuse me where do you think you're going with my little brother?" asked Alexis approaching the two. Squee looked at her curiously and then at the man and decided to take his chances with the weirdly dressed girl.
"Uh yeah that's my sister," said Squee with a little squeak. The fat bald guy grumbled something incoherent and ambled away. Once he was gone Alexis bent down to Squee's height and he asked
"Who are you?"
"I'm Alexis, now you have to be very careful that guy could have been a kidnapper or something of that sort," said Alexis in a scolding manor to Squee. He then gave her such a look that Alexis sighed and said
"Come on I'll help you find your mom,"
So the two searched for Squee's mom and the entire time Alexis felt eyes on her and she knew who it was too. Alexis shivered a bit at this feeling it was so much creeper then Mordhaus's atmosphere.
"Hey kiddo do you remember where you mother parked?" Alexis asked seeing as they were making no progress. Squee shook his head no and Alexis just sighed she knew of only one other person in this damn mall that could help them, but knowing her luck she'd say something to piss Johnny off and he'd kill her. Alexis preferred dying in her world opposed to this one.
"Well do you at least know where you live?" asked Alexis Squee just nodded his head happily. He really liked this girl she was super nice too him and wasn't bent on scaring him like scary neighbor man. So after a bit of a bus ride they made it to his house and Squee looked at her with a smile
"Say kid what's your name?" asked Alexis knowing very well what his name was but didn't want to freak the kid out.
"Todd," he said "and this is Shmee," holding up his Teddy bear.
"Okay Todd I need a big favor can you see if your mommy and daddy will let me stay…tell them I'm a live in baby sitter, please I have no where to go," pleaded Alexis
Todd seemed to take some pity on her; she did help him so why not help her. Todd went inside and of course was ignored by his parents; Todd figured they wouldn't even notice the extra person in the house as long as he hid her in his room.
Later that night
Alexis was safely hidden in Todd's room, both noticed that night was approaching and Alexis saw Todd getting uneasy for some reason.
"Hey, you okay?" asked Alexis
"Fine," said Todd as he squeed as he clutched his Teddy bear tighter to him
"Hey, just settle down I know what'd make you feel better a slushy I'm sure a convenient store is around here somewhere," said Alexis as she hopped out of Todd's window to the local convenient store which was called 24/7. Alexis didn't notice a very crucial thing on the outside of the store, a beat up gray car with a yellow She went in and the cashier just stared at her, his eye's never leaving her and her outfit. Alexis rolled her eyeballs and muttered
"Take a picture it'll last longer," she grabbed two cups one for her and one for Todd and just as she was about to put her cup under the 'Cherry Doom' flavor that her cup collided with another. Alexis then came face to face with Johnny C. Alexis eyes widened as she looked at the sickly yellow skin of Johnny or was it beige she couldn't tell, He was taller then her but not by much, he was extremely skinny, he was more bonier then her, His giant eyes stared down at her as she stood almost frozen and he in turn stared at her.
Alexis some how managed to become unfrozen and said
"After you," She decided to let Johnny go first since he was only getting one and she was getting two. Johnny seemed shocked by this, he thought she was just another asshole in the world and would want to be a snobby bitch and go first. So he quietly filled his cup and watched as she set to work on hers. He remembered seeing her with Squee at the mall, At first Johnny was going to kill her but when he heard her saying that she was going to help, he refrained and returned to his original plan for going to the mall, killing everyone in a 20 meter radius. Alexis paid at the counter and as she was receiving her change the cashier asked
"That is some wacky get up you got there missy,"
"Hey I find kimono's the most comfortable kind of clothing out there so fuck what you think," said Alexis as she put the change into her sleeve and hurried out because she saw the Johnny got that look of craziness when ever someone said the word wacky around him, she sipping her brain freezy as they were called at the convenient store. Johnny appeared a moment later after killing the cashier for saying the word wacky. Alexis continued to sip on her brain freezy as Johnny looked at her.
Alexis was staring to get a little unnerved by the stare he was giving her,
"Uh isn't that your car?" she asked as she noticed they were passing his car. Johnny suddenly got paranoid and yelled out in a crazy manor
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!"
Alexis just looked a little wearied out and said
"Uh it's the only car here,"
Johnny lost the paranoid look and said
"Oh,"
Alexis just smiled as they both stopped.
"So," said Alexis noticing that everything was becoming awkward between them.
"I saw you at the mall with Squee," stated Johnny suddenly
"You mean Todd, right?" asked Alexis
"Todd? I like Squee better," said Johnny making Alexis smile, she began to wonder if the guys back home had found out she was gone yet.
"Can I give you a ride home?" asked Johnny with child like innocent, she also notice a creepy smile adorning his face.
"Well, yes that would be nice of you, but what is your name?" asked Alexis even though she already knew it.
"I'm Johnny C, but you may call me Nny" said Johnny taking a little bow.
"And I am Alexis Ofdensen, and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance Nny," said Alexis bowing herself soon both were laughing.
Back at Mordhaus
Toki was hoping Alexis was still up because he wanted to borrow her comic book, this Johnny character seemed pretty damn metal. Toki knocked and entered to find Alexis nowhere in sight, he looked around and noticed that her little TV was still on so he make his way to turn it off. When he looked at the screen he noticed that is was portraying a room of some sorts, it looked very rundown, the floor boards were that grayish color, the black couch looked worn out. Toki also noticed two Styrofoam pilsberry doughboys in the back round but the looked like fucked up versions, His gaze then fell upon a dead bunny nailed to the wall. Toki began to wonder what the hell he was seeing, and where the hell Alexis was.
Back with Alexis
Alexis and Johnny had been talking the entire way. Alexis was always smiling the entire way. Johnny was amazed that in this world full of assholes there was at least one decent person out there, besides Devi.
"Stop at Todds house I'm staying there for right now," said Alexis
Johnny pulled to the curb and Alexis got out and before she shut the door she said
"I love your boots Nny," and she then climbed in through the window.
Mordhaus
All the guys had congregated in front of Alexis TV just staring at the room on the screen.
"What de heels Toki?" asked Skwisgaar annoyed that he wasn't practicing his guitar anymore.
"Guys looks," pleaded Toki as he tried switching the channel and it returned to the same room.
"Piff this ist deldos," commented Skwisgaar
"Uh guys where the hell is Alexis?" asked Pickles suddenly noticing that they hadn't seen her for awhile.
"I have no idea," said Nathan
"Yeah I thought for sure, she'd have bitched at us for being in her room," said Murderface
Everyone shrugged their shoulders and to stare at the screen.
Todd's Room
It was already 2 AM and Todd was fast asleep with Alexis on the floor with a pillow. Johnny then proceed to enter threw the window.
"Squee," he said quietly, but Squee did not stir so he tried again
"Squee," only a little louder this time and Todd woke up and looked at Johnny,
"Mr. scary neighbor man," Todd Squeed out as he looked to the side to see Alexis sleeping peacefully, undisturbed by Johnny's presence. Johnny finally noticed her and went over to her.
"OOO there she is," said Johnny in a slight crazed voice
Alexis just groaned and turned in her sleep as Johnny's gloved hand reached out and stroked her cheek gentaly. Squee was petrified he didn't want scary neighbor man to kill Alexis. She was so sweet, kind and gave him treats. She was truly like a big sister. Johnny suddenly sprang up, scaring poor Squee senseless. Johnny smiled a big smile and said
"It's your lucky day Squee, I will personally take this girl off your hands for free,"
Squee was terrified, he wanted Alexis to stay.
"Squee you know you can't hide her forever your parents will find out and you'll get into trouble," said Johnny with a chesere cat like grin.
Tood paled drastically at the thought of his parents discovering Alexis in the house. Johnny heard no argument, he was smirking as he picked Alexis up and threw her over his shoulder and headed toward the window.
"Wait," called out Squee
Johnny turned to look at him and Squee said in a pleading manor.
"Don't kill her,"
Johnny just smiled at Squee and disappeared to his house carrying Alexis who he noticed was much lighter then himself.
The guys were drinking now at staring at the TV they recently saw some guy enter the house and leave for the basement but not he began arguing with the Styrofoam doughboys and the bunny nailed to the wall. The doughboy called Mr. Fuck or Eff as the guy called him began to argue that he should kill the girl that he met, freezing her, whatever that meant. The other doughboy or D-boy kept saying once she found out that what he did she'd hate him and so to spare him the pain to kill himself. The Nailbunny kept saying not to listen to them and that this girl might be different. He then disappeared threw the basement door and the guys heard horrific screaming for a few hours which they turned the volume down. After a couple hours later they saw him leave and come back with Alexis.
Their eyes widened at the thought of Alexis getting murdered.
"I swear to god if he goes near her with a knife I'm gonna kill him," growled out Nathan as he saw him lay Alexis on the couch, but the thought that kept running threw everyone's mind was how the hell did she get there in the first place.
"Spell book," the guys coursed together, but that still didn't answer the question of where she was. But that was a question for the morning because the noticed as the guy was laying Alexis on the couch she was sound asleep.
"I still say you kill her," came Eff's voice
"No," growled Johnny "she hasn't done anything to deserve it yet," as he continued back to his basement to go torturer people for the rest of night.
The next Morning
Alexis tossed over and fell off the couch this caused her to wake up, Alexis noticed that she wasn't in Todd's room anymore and as she looked around she saw boarded up windows, messy hardwood floors, and a TV with bunny rabbit ears on it. She was at Johnny's house. How did she get here? She remembered her and Squee sharing a brainfreezy and then she went to sleep. Johnny must have taken her in the middle of the night, she just shook her head, and at least she wasn't in the basement. She then noticed the doughboys and glared, out of all the characters in JTHM she hated these two the most, well besides Jimmy. They were always trying to manipulate poor Johnny into either killing more people, or himself.
"Oh you're up," came Johnny's voice from behind her. Alexis spun around and stared at him.
"Yeah, Uh question how did I get here last night because I'm not one to sleep walk," said Alexis curiously
"I brought you here," stated Johnny
"Oh okay," said Alexis
Johnny was wondering why the hell she wasn't deviling any farther into this matter, it was like she didn't even care that he had taken her, So he went up to her,
"Why aren't you more or less concerned that I took you from Squee's house?"
"Because I don't care," answered Alexis it wasn't her house hell she somehow knew Johnny would pull this crap sooner or later so why worry if he took her in the middle of the night. Alexis then began to wonder how the hell she was going to get back home. Alexis just sighed and asked
"Do you have any Tea or Coffee?"
Mordhaus
Toki was the first one up and rushed to Alexis's room, to see if she was up, the guys decided the best plan of action was to get some sleep and hope that Alexis wasn't dead. Toki entered and sat in front of the TV to see that Alexis was up and trying to get something to eat it seemed like. Toki laughed he knew Alexis was cranky when she didn't get something in her stomach and he was seeing her hold back when he heard the guy say he didn't have anything.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me Nny," snapped Alexis
"Sorry I generally don't keep food in the house," Nny said
Alexis just growled and said
"Come on lets go get some breakfast,"
"I don't eat," said Johnny
Alexis just groaned and returned to the couch and grabbed the remote to watch some TV. But Toki observed was that Alexis was surprised that she when she turned the TV on and saw him.
"Toki?" she questioned
Nny looked over the couch and saw Toki as well,
"Hello TV person," said Johnny with a little wave
"GUYS!" Yelled out Toki as he saw that he could talk to Alexis.
Alexis sighed this was going to be weird to explain to everyone and she just wondered why the TV to talk to the guys. She saw the guys come and crowd around the TV.
"You know these guys?" asked Johnny suspiciously
"Uh yeah I live and work for them," said Alexis with a sigh,
Johnny wasn't sure if this girl was really as inosent as she looked. Alexis saw this and said
"I'm not their whore, I'm their make-up artist and my dad is their manager,"
"They're in a band?" asked Johnny intrigued
"Yeah were DethKlok, you might have heard off us," Murderface said with a snide
"Uh no," said Johnny really wanting to kill Murderface for being so rude to him.
"Murderface stop being a dick," snapped Alexis
"Yeah," said Pickles as he took a swig from his bottle of beer.
"Gives us Alexis back," called out Toki pleadingly
Both Johnny and Alexis cocked their heads to the side,
"Uh Toki I came here threw my own accord and I don't mind it here, Johnny's been really nice to me," said Alexis with a smile
"But…" began Toki
"Toki I'm fine I'll find away back home, you guys could also help, but I'm fine and I can take care of myself," said Alexis defensively
"But Alexis we have to pal around," Nathan said
Alexis just rolled her eyes switched off the TV so she wouldn't have to deal with their stupity.
"What was that about?" asked Johnny
"Nothing, their idiots, come on lets go out," Smiled Alexis as she grabbed Johnny's arm. Johnny's reaction was instantaneous; he jerked his arm back and leapt to his feet. Alexis lost her footing and fell on her butt, Johnny turned around and hissed
"Don't ever do that again," and proceeded out the door. Alexis slapped her head she was on thin ice now, Johnny was pissed which meant Alexis might die if she didn't play her cards right. Alexis was going to have fun today, She really wanted to meet Devi and try and get her and Nny back together. Alexis ran out to catch up with Johnny and once she entered his car he asked,
"What do you feel like?"
"Mexican," Alexis said with a grin that could match Johnny's insane one.
Johnny just drove out to Taco Smell.
Once out of the car Alexis noticed that Johnny's shirt changed, in the comics she had always noticed that in every pannal Johnny had a different shirt on.
"Uh Nny?" asked Alexis
"What?"
"How does your shirt change ever five minutes?"
Johnny just shrugged, he had no idea, and why was this girl asking those questions.
They then ordered their food Johnny just got a Taco and Alexis ordered two nachos and three tacos. Johnny just stared in utter amazement as he watched Alexis consume all the food. Suddenly an old lady walked passed the two, she noticed the outfit Alexis was in and muttered
"That outfit,"
Alexis heard this and so did Johnny who was about to spring into action because he thought that was directed toward him, but Alexis knew that it was for her.
"Is there a problem with my outfit miss?" asked Alexis with fake politeness.
"Why yes there is, did your parents see your outfit, you look like a common whore,"
Alexis pursed her lips and said,
"Really now, I don't believe my breasts are hanging out, I think most of my body is cover, so it shows a little cleavage who gives a shit, your just jealous you don't have the figure you ware one of these, Why is it whenever I want to enjoy myself, I somehow lose respect because of the way I dress, as if I was on display for you. Like I'm the way I am because I want incessant gawking of strangers."
"Why I never," huffed the woman as she walked away
"Yeah that's right walk away," yelled Alexis turning to yell at the old woman's back
Alexis turned around and faced a smirking Johnny,
"What, it's true and you know it…uh this obi is restricting my eating," moaned Alexis
Back with the guys, they were in utter shock as Alexis just went out with that guy. Soon the guys noticed that the Styrofoam doughboys were coming towards them, the guys wasn't entirely sure if it was all because of the drinking they had been doing. But they then noticed that both of them were on the couch and staring at them with those creepy smiled on their faces.
"She's staying," said the one the guys recognized as Eff.
Pickles was taken aback and asked
"What was that?"
"You heard us…why don't you do yourself a favor and kill yourself," said D-boy
The guys were a little taken aback no one ever talked to them like that.
"It would be in your best interest if you forget about your little girlfriend she's just going to end up dead anyway." Smirked Eff
"And then Johnny will kill himself," laughed D-boy
Soon both Styrofoam figures started laughing but then a voice of reason broke threw.
"Johnny would never do that to her, maybe this girl will change her,"
"Who the hell said that?" said Nathan alarmed
"Damn bunny," growled out Eff
"You shuts ups," snapped Skwisgaar
"Guys this is starting to get too crazy, why don't we eat something and then regroup." Said Nathan as they stared at the three voices argue with each other.
Alexis and Johnny were now wandering around the town. Alexis kept asking Johnny all these questions about the town. Johnny mused that Alexis was like a kid on vacation or something. Alexis then noticed that they were passing 'Dragon books' Johnny became stiff and just wanted to get out of there. Alexis knew that this was the store Devi worked at and she knew he felt bad about what he almost did to her,
"Come on Johnny lets go home," smiled Alexis as she headed off to his car.
Once they were driving back to Johnny's house
"What was up with you tensing up back there?" asked Alexis
Johnny turned and glared at her as if not wanting to delve further into the subject.
"I bet it's the girl behind the counter, she was really pretty, and she seems like your type…you should ask her out," smirked Alexis knowing full well that they already had their date. Johnny glared harder at her and said
"I can't, you wouldn't understand,"
"Try me," smirked Alexis
"I said you wouldn't," growled Johnny who began to itch for his knives just to shut this girl up.
"Really now, but if you ever wanna talk just let me know," said Alexis as they pulled up to Johnny's house. Both entered the house and Johnny stormed down into the basement. Alexis turned on the TV to talk to the guys.
The guys noticed that Alexis arrived back at around three and they were pretty drunk.
"Alexis…yous backs," said Toki happily
"So what did you guys find out?" asked Alexis
"Those two creepy Styrofoam doughboys threaten us," said Murderface
Alexis thought for a second and then said
"Oh you mean the Doughboys? Their pretty much asshole's so don't listen to them just listen to Nail bunny," said Alexis then realization hit her, "Wait you can hear them talk?"
"Yeah those dicks told us not to help you," said Pickles
"Don't listen to them, one of them is always telling Johnny to kill; while the other is telling Johnny to kill himself, the only voice of reason in this entire house is Nailbunny."
"Great," muttered Nathan
"So did you find out how to get me back home?" asked Alexis hopefully
"Uh about that…no," said Pickles
"I hate you so much," growled out Alexis
"Wells what dids you dos to get sents there?" asked Skwisgaar
Alexis thought about it for a second,
"All I remember was getting a paper cut and wiping it on the spell book, and then I got my JTHM off the floor and then the room began to spin and I found myself here," explained Alexis "Look for the page with a blood stain.
The guys just grabbed the book and began to flip threw it as Johnny came up from the basement.
"Hey Nny," said Alexis happily but Nny just glared at her and walked straight over to her,
"You said you'd talk to me whenever I wanted," snapped Nny
"Yeah, do you wanna talk now?" asked Alexis
Johnny just said nothing but sat on the couch and glared at the TV,
"Do they have to listen?"
"There're drunk," said Alexis
"Hey," whined Toki
"Shut up Toki, but go ahead and say what's on your mind," said Alexis
Johnny just looked around almost paranoid as if someone was eavesdropping on them.
"Well…I'm not like other people," said Johnny picking his words very carefully.
"Really," said Alexis "How so?"
"I do terrible things," said Johnny not wanting to get into the subject that he killed and tortured people.
"Well I'm no psychologist…but I think it's safe to say that everyone does terrible things, every once in awhile," said Alexis
"Do you do terrible things all the time?" asked Johnny
"Well no, but I write to get all the bad thoughts out of my head," said Alexis "You write?" questioned Johnny
"Yeah, but I haven't written anything all summer," sighed Alexis "What about you?"
"I use to paint, but I got into sort of a rut," said Johnny eyeing Alexis with a slight crazed look on his face.
"Really, I'd love to see some of your work, I've always loved art, but I could never draw to save my life," smiled Alexis
Johnny was a little taken aback but didn't see the harm in showing the girl his works but that would mean taking her into the basement.
"I guess you could see them," said Johnny slowly as he got up and walked towards the basement door,
"If you wanna see them follow me," said Johnny
The guys saw this and yelled out
"Alexis Don't Follow Him, He'll Kill You!"
But it fell upon depth ears as Alexis descended the stairs with Johnny.
In the basement Johnny was carefully taking her through his maze of a basement. He was making sure she didn't see any of the many torture rooms he had.
"Wow this is amazing, you should really try selling some of this stuff, I bet you'd make a fortune," Smiled Alexis as she saw the paintings, "I still I wish I could paint instead of write."
"What do you write about?" asked Johnny
"Oh whatever comes to mind…I remembered I started writing to get rid of the pain," smiled Alexis
"Pain? What pain?" asked Johnny
"Well, I started mostly writing when I was 16 because of all the shit that happened in my life,"
"Like what?" asked Johnny intrigued.
"Well my old friend Amanda stole my ex-boyfriend and endlessly tortured me till I had to move in with my dad," said Alexis as she stared at another painting.
"Why didn't you do anything?" asked Johnny as he clenched his fist feeling a rage coming on.
"Well I just couldn't…I was pretty much helpless, I contemplated suicide a couple of times till my mom got me a comic that really helped me out," smiled Alexis remembering how her mother bought JTHM to make her feel better.
"A comic? That's a little weird," commented Johnny
"Well my mom's was always a little weird," smiled Alexis "Come on let's go upstairs',"
Johnny led her to the top and said he still had stuff to do down their so Alexis went to the TV to chat with the guys.
"Finally," said Pickles with a sigh
"Yeah we've been waiting forever," said Nathan
"Wes thoughts you deads," said Toki
"Oh no, Johnny won't kill me unless I disrespect him or something…So did you find anything out?" asked Alexis
"Yeah, it seems yous did a dimensions travels spell and we stills don't know hows to reverses it but we called your mom and she's looking into it," said Skwisgaar
"Crap…well what time is it?" asked Alexis
"About eight why?" asked Murderface
"Oh just wanna go out with Johnny again," smiled Alexis
Later that night Johnny took Alexis to the movies to see one of his favorite movies, but the entire time it was happing a very annoying guy and his girlfriend wouldn't keep quite. Johnny kept turning around to tell them to be quite. Alexis was sick and tired of it and turned around and said
"Hey buddy just shut up," It was then that she saw Dillon and Tess.
Dillon was stifling a laugh as he looked at her Kimono and said with a laugh
"Hey girl, Asia called and said it wants its outfit back,"
Alexis rolled her eyes and sat forward to enjoy the rest of the movie with Johnny. It was then that both of their seats were kicked.
"Dillon stop it," said Tess
Alexis was now mad, she could see Johnny getting mad as well and she knew what would happen to them. Alexis decided to take some charge.
"Okay listen here bub, if you kick me and my friends chair again…I can't be held account able for my actions," growled Alexis
Dillon just laughed at her and continued to kick their seats, Alexis finally snapped got up and went up a row to where Dillon was sitting a punched him in the face. Alexis continued to wail on him till he was a bloody quivering mass on the floor. Alexis happily returned to her seat and watched the rest of the movie in peace. The movie was finally over and Alexis was now eager to do something.
"Come on Johnny lets do something,"
"No, I just want to go home,"
"Fine, but could I at least drive?" asked Alexis
"No,"
"Please, I'm a really good driver," pleaded Alexis
Johnny just tossed her the keys not wanting to be annoyed the entire way. Alexis got into the drivers seat, adjusted the seat started the car and sped off. Alexis was being a bit of a speed demon right now and Johnny was not used to this so he gripped the edge of his seat and held on for dear life as Alexis drove. Once they pulled up to Johnny's house Johnny quickly got out and Alexis followed and tossed him the keys.
"Damn your car is good for speed…I'd love to race her," said Alexis as she went into the house.
"Wait you drag race?" asked Johnny confused
"Oh yeah," smiled Alexis as they both went inside the house. Alexis was sitting on the couch just talking to the guys as Johnny went off to the other room. She could hear slight mumbling and figured he was talking to Nailbunny or someone.
"Okay we found away to get you back home…basically you're gonna have to go threw the TV since it's the only thing that's linking you to our world," explained Pickles reciting what Alexis mom had told her.
"Okay that seems simple enough," smiled Alexis "Just hold on, I have to tell Johnny good bye," As Alexis went to go confront Johnny. She found Johnny with his back to her.
"Hey Johnny watcha doin?" asked Alexis not noticing that the atmosphere had changed to a deadly quite one. Johnny slowly turned towards her and said with an insane smile on his face
"Immortalizing the moment,"
Alexis looked shock but figured she'd have to expect this from him. She slowly backed up as Johnny took steps forward slowly reviling his two favorite knives.
"Guys put the red CD in my stereo and put it on full blast," gritted out Alexis here eyes never leaving Johnny.
"What numbers?" asked Toki
"Uh 8," said Alexis as she grabbed her hand fans from the bottom of her sleeves. Johnny then began to speak as the song began to play.
Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
See you later
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide
"You won't be leaving would you? We've had so much fun that I'm gonna make sure it stays that way," said Johnny in a crazy manor.
Alexis brought out her fans and creaked them open
(Fuck!)
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away
Johnny charged at Alexis who side stepped and swiped at his cheek. Johnny brought a hand to his cheek and touched the blood.
"Just like Devi," said Johnny
"Yeah, but I'm not panicked and I know that I can beat you Johnny," glared Alexis over her fan. Johnny then laughed
"HA ha, you beat me, I can't be beaten nor can I be caught,"
"But Devi got away didn't she," smirked Alexis as Johnny charged at her again. Alexis blocked the knife from hitting her in the side.
"Twenty bucks on Alexis," Yelled out Nathan
"Twenty on Johnny," yelled the Doughboys.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Johnny and Alexis at the same time as they continued to fight.
Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very best
I see you're full of shit, and that's alright
That's how you play, I guess you'll get through every night
Well now that's over
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide.
Alexis and Johnny continued to fight. Whenever someone took the offence the other defended perfectly never getting so much as a scratch. Alexis finally was able to kick Johnny into a different room. When Johnny didn't return Alexis went to check it out. What she found wasn't very good, She saw Johnny sitting on his knees with a scythe draped over his shoulders with her arms loosely hanging from the scythe.
'Shit,' thought Alexis now it was going to be harder to defend herself.
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away
I know, I know all about [x3
I know, I know all about your motives inside, and your decision to hide
Alexis and Johnny faced off again and Alexis couldn't get close enough to land a single hit on him. The guys weren't helping much either.
They kept yelling out random stuff like
"It's okay for you to get stabbed," and what not Alexis was one for not really taking changes so she continued to avoided the scythe for right now. But as luck would have it Alexis tripped and lost her footing and Johnny slammed the scythe into her side. Alexis saw the world go in slow motion, as searing pain coursed threw her but she didn't find herself getting weaker.
"Wait why aren't I dieing?" asked Alexis as she saw no blood earlier.
"Alright Alexis got fucken stabbed!" yelled out Murderface
"Fuck you Murderface, can some explain why I'm not dieing?"
"Well since you were not born in that dimension you can not die," explained Pickles "your mom said some more but I just stopped listing after awhile."
"How wonderful," said Alexis sarcastically
"Yeah, yeah, just hurry home we need to pal around," said Pickles
Alexis just rolled her eyes as she eyed Johnny who was just confused by this. She took this opportunity to knock Johnny out. Alexis then got ready to go home.
About an hour later Johnny woke up and saw that Alexis was gone and not a drop of blood was spilled.
'Maybe she was just in my head,' he thought. Johnny then looked down and saw the note that was left behind he read it.
Dear Johnny,
Just to let you know I don't harbor any hard feelings towards you and still find you a cool friend to have, even if you do kill people. Yeah I know about that in fact I know a lot about you but I digress. I know your scared to let anyone close to you that's why you tried to kill Devi, and just to let you know you two are perfect for each other, so just apologies and give her a box of chocolates. I'm not sure that will fix everything. Also tell Squee goodbye for me. Please don't take anymore advice from the Doughboys their assholes and are not your real friends. Well I hope to be seeing you around in my world sometime thou I doubt you'll be able to get away with half the shit you do in your world.
Your's truly
Alexis
P.S here's my cell phone number if you ever wanna call me. (Insert random phone number)
Johnny just looked at the note a few more times and smiled a genuine smile for the first time in awhile. He went down to his basement whistling a happy tune as he tortured people that night.
Alexis was home safe and sound, she was very thankful that her dad didn't find out about this little episode so she didn't have to explain anything to him. The guys had refused to let her out of their sight, for fear she might actually die. Alexis had also noticed that she some how got a new channel on her TV, channel 777, she smiled when she realized what it showed her.
"So when do you leave for collage?" asked Nathan
"Uh Monday," answered Alexis
"This Monday or next Monday?" asked Pickles
"This Monday," answered Alexis
"Buts that means we only haves you for two more days," said Skwisgaar
"I guess so," said Alexis
"NOOOOOOOOO," yelled out everyone
'Geez melodramatic much…I miss Johnny,' sighed Alexis as she watched the guys panic and due to their drunken states run around in circles.
A/N: Oh yeah finally finished, I'm so happy. Sorry I didn't update sooner, but I couldn't think of an idea and then school just kept piling on the work. I really hope you enjoy this chapter. I simply love JTHM. If you like dark humor you should go read this, Johnny puts DethKlok to shame in the killing department. But if you want to see some pictures of Johnny go to my Devintart account and look this chapter up. Please let me know if you want Johnny to come back. I also had to move the sex scene to the next chapter because this one was long enough as it was. Oh and before I forget Johnny will not be getting together with Alexis…they are friends, pretty messed up friends…none the less. I also hope I kept Johnny in character.
Song- Headstrong, by Trapt
Johnny, Squee/Todd, Devi, The doughboy, and Nailbunny all belong to Jhonen Vasquez and if you can tell me the other thing he did I'll give you a banana sticker.
Metacalypse is owned by Brendon small.
Marner: Yay glad you liked the sex scene. Okay the thing with the whole Sakura thing is that she's another character for my story for advance Comp so I get names mixed up if I work on two stories at the same time. Also listen to that song that was a good choice.
Luma: Thanks for the long review; I'm glad you said I kept Skwisgaar in character with the sex scene. But this sadly is the last magic chapter for awhile. Well don't feel bad about failing at guitar hero and real guitar I suck at both of those to. Oh and I totally guessed Pickles age...I have no idea if it's right or not.
fireflydoll: I'm glad you liked the sex scene I wasn't sure how people were going to react to it. And thanks for the analogy (I hope that's the right term…it might be metaphor but I suck at grammar.)
purpleleemer: I'm glad you like Alexis and Skwisgaar together. I hope you like this chapter.
LiquidEcho: Yay thanks for a review, and for recommending my work to your friends.