Chapter 36: ROUND 3: The Munsters (Piece Bot)

DISCALIMER: WE DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING.

"Grandpa! You down here?" Herman Munster yelled down the hatch that was the cellar of the Munster family home.

"No! I'm up in Hell!" Grandpa replied and continued with his experiments. Grandpa was Count Dracula in disguise. His daughter, Lily Munster was German's wife. Herman Munster was Frankenstein's monster and Professor Frankenstein himself gave the couple a schematic of what Herman looked like in case he blew his head off. Which he has done on several occasions. They both had a son, named Eddie, and he is a wolf. How you get a wolf from a vampire and Frankenstein's monster I have no idea. Eddie also has a cousin named Marilyn but she's the 'plain one' of the family.

Herman closed the door to the dungeon and stomped around the house to see if he could find Grandpa. Lily just shook her head at her dolt of a husband and walked down into the dungeon. Inside it there is a whole array of apparatus which would often be found in the laboratory of a university. That taught science. In short it looked like Grandpa had stolen the lab from a university.

"Grandpa. Why did you tell Herman you were up in Hell?"

"Because he'll figure it out eventually. Now, can you get Herman to come down here please? Actually, will you bring the whole family down here? I want all of you to witness this." Lily just sighed and headed back up to get the rest of the family.

"What did you want us down here for Grandpa?" Marilyn asked.

"I want to show you something." He mixed a few vials together and placed them all in the giant smoking cauldron he's always got going. HE then placed a few other ingredients such as the hair of a witch and dragon's newt and stuff like that. He placed a dash of oregano as well and the whole lit up like the Fourth of July. Everyone was too busy coughing to notice a change of scenery. Instead of the usual drabby dungeon they were now in a wide spacious room with a group of people at one end and a wide stage which they were currently standing on.

Who wants lunch!? Luna yelled as she served whatever was on the table. For a rare treat (and because it was Christmas) All the prisoners, except for Fluffy for obvious reasons, were enjoying a nice lunch. It was a Christmas turkey to be exact.

"I've never had turkey before." Piecey said to himself. He must have said a bit too loud because every single person, besides shovelgirl, were looking at him.

"What? I've never even seen snow before and you find me not having turkey before weird?" Everyone nodded. In an instant a song came over the speakers that were around the room. Although the song was unexpected. Piecey found himself humming to the tune and remembered that it was from a show that he used to watch. A show called the Munsters. (A/N: Please go to this link watch?v=891XuTSjqaM before continuing, so that you know what Piecey is humming to.) In a flash of grey smoke a group of people appeared at the other end of the room. Everyone looked up and was surprised to see a group of monsters there. There was Frankenstein, two vampires and not the sparkly kind, a wolf and someone who looked like she didn't belong in the group.

"Who are you freaks?" Malfoy asked. Piecey finally looked up and saw the Munsters.

"They're not freaks. They're the Munsters. It was a show back in the 60s. Apparently they were before the Addams Family."

I'm glad someone knows who we're dealing with. Why don't you teach us about these Munsters? Piecey nodded at George's request and out of nowhere he pulled out two DVDs. They were of the entire show's run. He gestures for them all to watch while he talked with the Munsters. i.e. insult them. He calmly walked up to them and stood still. He looked them over and noticed them looking back.

"Herman Munster ….

…. You are a great big oaf …."

The Munsters recoiled a little but then calmed down.

"I am not. I'll have you know I was put together this way. Actually, I spent my college years in bits and pieces." Herman replied.

"Really?" Piecey deadpanned.

"Really. I mean have you seen what I'm made of?" Piecey took a real good look at him and noticed that he was, indeed made up of all sorts of odds and ends. Just as he was about to ask Eddie a question, there was a roar of laughter from the other end of the hall. 'Seems like they're getting into it.'

"Eddie Munster ….

…. Why can't I insult you ….?"

"Because I'm adorable." Eddie replied. Piecey nodded and asked Lily a question.

"Lily Munster ….

"…. Grandpa is a nutjob …."

Before Lily could protest, Grandpa spoke up.

"I am not a nutjob. I'm just mentally challenged." The whole family nodded at that.

"But I thought that was Herman …"

"Oh yeah. He's just a big goofball." Lily said.

"I can't take this anymore." Piecey walked back to the group and told Fred to take care of things.

Hopefully Fred can handle them more than I can. The next part will come out after the next Christmas break. And hopefully whatever shovelgirl's writing on and Zekroz as well.