Dumbledore still couldn't believe it. "Stupid Filch he didn't even love me!" Dumbledore quacked angrily. Dumbledore then heard a loud moan from Aragog. "Aragog baby are you all right!" Dumbledore buzzed frantically. "It's time to have the kids now!" Aragog wailed.
Susan Davis was back in her office. She angrily made a pot of tea. She was about to sit down until there was a knock on her door. "Come in!" She said agitatedly. It appeared before her to Hagrid. "Hey Hagrid." She said as she made little recognition of him. "I wanted to talk about Dumbledore." Hagrid began. "What about him?" Davis asked. "I beat him bad, until he was almost dead, and he's laying in the forest floor, and.. Hagrid said before he was cut off. "Let's get him!" Davis said abruptly, as she stormed out of the office.
Dumbledore was getting shitface drunk. He was trying to drown out the fact that he would be giving birth. "I hate pain!" Dumbledore cried as he chugged a huge bottle of fire whiskey, and passing out.
Hagrid and Susan Davis went into the Forbidden Forest to find and kill Dumbledore. "Where was he again?" Susan asked Hagrid. "He was up a little further by the spider lair!" Replied a determined Hagrid. A while later they came up to the place Dumbledore was last at. "Where did he go!" Hagrid yelled. "I beat him almost to death!" Hagrid wailed. "Almost, but not quite." Davis said him a reassuring slap to the head. "Come on man, he can't be far." Davis said as the two walked through the forest some more.
Dumbledore stood back and covered his face as he watched Aragog give birth. Normally spiders like Aragog lay eggs, but since Aragog got pregnant by the means of rare magic, and by a human, Aragog would give birth to live young. Any way Dumbledore waited for another twenty minutes until boom! and the spider kids started coming out like a machine gun. "These are too manyyyyyy!" Dumbledore quacked as loud as he could.