Mizuki Hoshigaki falls from the ceiling and onto the floor. He groans softly before more children and some animals come. They all cheer, "The Seme-Uke Games: Children-Side!"

Spotlight on: Saya Hyuuga


The housing arrangement for the Seme-Uke Games was a bit odd. Seme Estate was on one side of the street, Uke Manor was on the other side. And next to the latter was a nice and comfy little bed-and-breakfast style house. It was in this house that the children of the competitors (along with their care-takers) were staying.

7:30 AM.

In a beige and burgundy colored room, one could hear the familiar click-clacking of fingers on a keyboard. On a large bed with beige colored sheets we see a small girl with burgundy hair up in a small bun typing away furiously on a burgundy laptop.

"And a few more lines here…" She hummed, typing a bit more. "And… done!" Her pastel green eyes shined as she clicked print on her document. She hopped off of her bed and walked over to the printer she had asked to be placed in here.

Saya Hyuuga picked up the paper-work she had just printed out and, after checking it one more time, picked up her shoes and back-pack and headed out.


Good morning. My name is Saya Hyuuga. I am four years old and I ask to take a few moments of your time to talk about myself today. (Pulls down a screen and brings out a projector and her laptop) I have prepared a nice and simple PowerPoint in order to help this presentation along.

(A picture of Neji Hyuuga and Gaara Sabaku comes up)

These are my parents: My mother is the one with red hair and my father is the brunette.

(Then there's a picture of the Kazekage mansion in Sunagakure)

This is the mansion where we all live. It's located in scenic Sunagakure which is, well… Mostly sand. And rocks… And more sand… And sandstorms, you can't forget about the sandstorms.

I am an only child, but it works for me. Well… Except the whole no one noticing me thing. It gets so annoying. I mean, I know that with things like the constant sandstorms, and Uncle Shukaku

(A Picture of the raccoon-dog demon pops up) to worry about someone like me would get pushed to the side.

But I really dislike the fact that the only time I can talk to my parents is when I submit a request to do so in the form of paperwork…

Thank you for your time.


As Saya walks through the house, trying to find the door, she has no choice but to regard some of the other kids. Well, she only focused on some of them.

Alexandr and Boris.

Ethan and Donner.

Kira and Ongakuhana.

And Mizuki and Hun.

Saya sighed.


As you have probably already guessed, I like animals. I want a pet so badly but my parents haven't had the time.

But that is going to change today!


Saya finally made it outside and walked around until she was able to walk to Uke Manor. She walked in and, to her amazing luck, Neji had decided to visit the red house and was currently conversing at the dining table.

After a moment, Gaara looked over and asked, "Saya? Shouldn't you be back at the Children's House?"

"I knew we shouldn't have trusted those princesses to watch our kids, they can't even defend themselves."

"Hey, I can defend myself!" Midna yelled, popping in from nowhere but then disappearing again." The three just rolled their eyes before Saya held up the paper-work she had been working on.

"What's this?" Gaara asked, taking the paper. Saya took a breath before she began,

"I had to make it because you two only respond to things that are typed up like this. I have come to you two today in order to ask for a pet to provide companionship and entertainment for me." Gaara felt a bit sad at the first statement and Neji spoke up, taking the girl onto his lap,

"Saya… You don't have to go through all that just to get our attention. Now, tell Daddy what you want." Saya beamed before she began,

"I want a pet! Something strong, or big, or fluffy, or cute… Basically I want something like what Mizuki has!" The two adults blinked for a moment before they looked outside and saw Mizuki sitting at a bench and Hun holding up a stick. The black and blue-haired boy asked,

"What do you want me to do with that?"

"You throw the stick and I'll catch it!" Hun laughed. "Come on, it'll be fun!" Mizuki sighed before he took the stick and flung it somewhere. "Yay!" Hun barked as he ran after the stick. Neji frowned but Gaara huffed,

"Itachi's giving that boy a complex, I swear." Neji placed his daughter down and announced,

"Alright. Stay here, I'm going to go get you your pet, okay?" Saya gasped and with a big smile she hugged both of her parents, cheering,

"Yay! Thank you, thank you, thank you! You two are the greatest!"

Two hours later…

"Um…" Saya regarded the ball of fluff she now had in her hands.

"A guinea pig, Neji?" Gaara yelled, "Our daughter asks for a pet and you get her something that Shukaku would eat like candy while watching P.S. I Love You!" Neji sighed and tried to appease both of the ladies in his life,

"I needed to get her something that would be safe for her to handle. And besides, look! She loves it!"

Saya gave the white and brown fluff a poke.

"See?"

Saya turned and said, "Thanks Mom and Dad. I'm… Going to go play with little…" She looked at the fluff again, "Fluffy, here." When the girl walked out, Neji called after her,

"Have fun!" A few moments passed. Then,

"You're an idiot, you realize that Hyuuga?"

"Yes honey…" Neji sighed, "You tell me that every night we have sex too…"


Saya was sitting in the grass near a large bush and just watching her new… 'pet' frolic around."This isn't what I was expecting at all." She sighed. Fluffy wandered into the bush and there was an immediate snap followed by silence. "Hm? Fluffy? Where'd you go?" Saya asked as she walked towards the bush. The burgundy haired girl looked inside and gasped at what she saw.

"Hey! You ate my guinea pig!" A voice replied,

"I'm sorry. I was just so hungry…" Saya blinked again but reached a small hand out and touched something. "Ow!"

"I'm sorry!" Saya pulled her hand back and continued to look. "So… those are all your eyes?"

"Yes."

"Hm…" After a moment of looking at the creature in the bush, Saya smiled brightly and asked, "Would you like to come with me? I can make sure that you get more food and we can be best friends!"

"You… you would want to be friends with something like me?"

"Of course!"


Later on that day, Neji was just about to go back to Seme Estate. So he was saying his good-byes to all when there was a familiar screaming by the window. Neji and Gaara ran to the window, horrified when they saw their daughter swing by it.

"Saya? What are you doing?" Gaara yelled. Saya didn't hear them, she was having too much fun. The two adults ran outside and Gaara almost fainted at what awaited them. Saya was now climbing up a spider's web that had been created by a large (about the size of a king-sized bed), brown and shining purple spider!

"Saya…" Neji asked, "What is that?" The girl replied, much to the horror of her parents,

"This is Shimmer! She's my new pet!"


A/N: Oh those crazy kids…