Thor, Clint, Tony, Loki, Bucky
Tony: HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
Clint: Excuse me?
Tony: NOT YOU.
Tony: Well actually kinda you cause you're dating Loki.
Tony: So HAPPY FATHERS DAY.
Loki: To be fair, I am a mother…
Thor: I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE SAYING THAT TO ME.
Loki: Don't you make this awkward.
Clint: I don't understand.
Clint: Thor is a daddy?
Bucky: I believe Thor is the father to one of Loki's children. –B
Loki: How do you even know this?
Bucky: You ramble when you get drunk. –B
Clint: U SLEPT W/THOR?
Thor: FEAR NOT MAN WITH EYES SIMILAR TO THOSE OF A HAWK, IT WAS A NIGHT OF ALCOHOL.
Loki: WOULD YOU SHUT UP.
Clint: Do u understand how hawkward this is?
Tony: You did not just use that pun.
Loki: Clint its ok, it was a while ago.
Clint: It's still fucking WEIRD.
Bucky: I feel like making this worse. Loki's slept with Tony too, like right before you guys started a relationship. –B
Loki: Bucky I'm going to kick your ass.
Tony: I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT.
Tony: IT WAS AWESOME.
Clint: STARK I'M GOING TO KICK UR PATHETIC IRON ASS.
Clint: LOKI IS MINE.
Clint: MINE.
Thor: HAVE YOU "PUT A RING ON IT" YET?
Clint: What? NO.
Thor: THEN HE IS NOT YOURS.
Loki: Thor wtf.
Bucky: He makes an excellent point. –B
Clint: FINE THEN. LOKI WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Loki: Did this just happen?
Loki: And you actually spelled out all your words.
Loki: Yes.
Bucky: You are welcome. –B
Loki: Oh shut your face.