Wee I'm so happy to log in and see comments/reviews~ :D
Okay so we have a question from sunny-nasher
and
some challenges from triple baka~!
In the long run probably should have done separate chapters but that would take the fun away~
WARNING: contains OT slash M rated content! xD
sunny-nasher: I read this thing called sbs (or whatever it called) and well it were people can send in questions to Oda to answer and one made me laugh so much some asked who would win a big fight between Zoro and Sanji?
Oda's answer: when i read this at first i thought it said dick fight.
Me: Niiice xD
so what i want to know is who would win the dick fight between all of you XD
Me: Very well, I'm sure we can accommodate :D
Ace: *yawns* what?
Chopper: You can't be serious..
Usopp: *screams in fear*
Zoro: *rolls eyes*
Sanji: Like marimo could win.
Luffy: ehn?
Franky: That.. doesn't sound super..
Brook: Yohoho!
Me: hm, now to have some fun!
Yumi: how would a dick fight even work?
Me: longest, biggest I guess.
Yumi: aah, so who wins that?
Sanji: definitely not marimo!
Yumi: *hits sanji with frying pan only to have it taken away by Ace*
Usopp: *cowers up in ball* I'd never win.. I'm to small!
Everyone: ...
Chopper: I'm just.. gonna pass.
Me: well that leaves Ace, Zoro, Sanji, Luffy, Franky and Brook.
Yumi: Brook, how could you even compete, your a skeleton...
Brook: magic my dear~
Yumi: a-huh,..
Me: Now everyone take off your pants! xD
*the pants disappear*
Yumi: *tries to look away so she doesn't stare*
Me: Hm, well if you don't count the whole rubber factor. Luffy's average. Brook, is just weird.
Ace: *stretches*
Zoro: this is retarded!
Sanji: pfft, your just jealous because your small.
Franky: *rolls eyes*
Yumi: *kicks Sanji in the groin* now who's small.
Me: well, that eliminates Sanji... xD
Yumi: *nods*
Me: to add fun. I'll let you guys vote! On who you want to win!
So, far;
Franky=0,
Ace=0,
Zoro=0,
Sanji=0.
Now for the challenges from triple baka:
Luffy, have sex with Yumi and Sanji, hold Zoro back. If Luffy succeeds, does the condom theory work? And sorry Zoro deal :)
Yumi: your kidding right?
Luffy: *pulls on yumi's arm whining* Common!
Sanji: *ties Zoro up to post, away from his swords*
Zoro: *glares deathly at Sanji*
*a door slams*
Zoro: When I get free, you won't have a head!
Sanji: yeah, yeah. Then how would I cook genius?
Zoro: Maybe I wasn't referring to that head.
Sanji: *gulps*
*little later~ xD*
Yumi: *clings to Zoro even though he's tied up*
Zoro: *sighs a lil* hi
Sanji: *chuckles*
Luffy: *grins* that was fun *goes to get meat*
Yumi: *thinks: for him maybe*
Sanji: so how was Luffy? *laughs*
Zoro: *glares at Sanji*
Yumi: let me put this in words you'll understand you curly browed ero-cook freak, never again.
Zoro: ..an the theory?
Yumi: he has nothing to worry about..
part 2- Ace, have sex with Sanji and tell Yumi about it in detail and see her reaction.
Ace: so I'm up huh?
Sanji: *rolls eyes*
Ace: *rolls eyes back* just enjoy it!
Sanji: no.
*some smutt'in time later*
Ace: *walks over to Yumi*
Yumi: hi Ace
Ace: let me tell you a story,
Yumi: okay? *raises eyebrow*
Ace: he had blond hair some hanging in his face as he panted for more, the cook couldn't stand it anymore-
Yumi:...I've heard enough. I-I don't need any more mental images!
Part 3- Chopper, inform Usopp of every single detail of sex and see his reaction!
Chopper: there's sex, many positions of that over 100 even! there's doggy style, cowgirl, butterfly, lighthouse, missionary, it's a world of never ending possibilities! there's toys like vibrators, anal beads,-
Usopp: *sobs* make it stop!
Chopper: masturbation, where you pleasure yourself, some even have others do it for them. Oral sex-
Usopp: Stop! Please! My ears they burn!
Part 4- after Ace has sex with Sanji, do the same with Zoro, tell Yumi, and see her reaction :)
Ace: *smirks* she'll probably pass out from a nose bleed
Zoro: *rolls eyes* I'm not doing anything with him,
Me: Oh yes you are! :D
Zoro: *licks Ace's lip* *thinks: I have you Author-chan*
Me: love you too Zoro~!
Ace: *pulls Zoro closer, slipping his tongue in his mouth*
*after some serious hawt yaoi sex (sorry I just can't seem to type yaoi Dx)*
Yumi: *sitting on the ground wearing a white tank top with blue stripes and a blue mini skirt*
Zoro: *half asleep beside her*
Ace: *walks over smirking a little* Wanna hear a story?
Yumi: *raises eyebrow* depends.
Zoro: *rolls eyes*
Ace: *sits in front of Yumi* Common yu, it's a good story~
Yumi: m, alright.
*after Ace finishes his story*
Yumi: *blush on her face and a slight nose bleed* ...I like that story
Ace: *chuckles*
Zoro: *grumbles a little*
Yumi: *lays back on Zoro* hm~?
Zoro: *raises eyebrow a little* nothing.
Ace: looks like someones horny
Yumi: am not
Ace: Oh? *slips a hand up her skirt and runs his fingers down her underwear* feel pretty wet to me, yu
Zoro: *glares at Ace*
Ace: *takes his hand and licks the wetness of his fingers*
Yumi: *whines a little*
Zoro: so you are horny?
Yumi: *turns around so shes sitting in Zoros lap and french kisses*
Zoro: *kisses back*
Ace: I'd say that was a yes *stretches*
Yumi: *smirks and pulls Ace closer*
Ace: what are you up to, hm?
Yumi: I want some fun to~
Zoro: Yumi,-
Yumi: *runs a hand slowly down Zoro's length* Yumi, what~?
Zoro: *pulls her closer* nothing
Yumi: *smiles*
Ace: *behind Yumi trails a hand up her leg*
Yumi: *moans softly*
Zoro: *takes her shirt off*
Me: bwhahaha I stopped lol, if you want more of that just ask. xD