A/N: I'm actually gonna make the reply after the question now so its easier now- oh and feel free to ask questions from breaking dawn if you want..
Dear Edward,
I am probably one of the very few girls that is not in love with you or dazzled by you or thinks that youre perfect...wait this isn't even the question! Anyways, doesn't it disturb you that Jessica Stanley has mental sessions starring her and you? Maybe even Lauren Mallory shudder
Dear Mindz(TheCullensKickAss),
Well first of all, I have my Bella so it doesn't matter what they think. The only time they become an issue is when they start thinking about her...and thank you because I don't take pleasure in breaking human hearts, I hurt Bells once and I don't want it to happen again.
Sincerely,
Edward not Ed
Dear Bella,
Why do you keep making fun of yourself in these emails? I mean, god. Klutzilla? That's just cold.
Dear Mindz(TheCullensKickAss),
HEY! I do not make fun of myself even ask Edward! Edward-Of course not Bella dear Bella- see that!? Edward- -shakes head-
Bella
Dear Emmett,
First, let me start off by saying U ROCK MY SOCKS!! My question is: In one of my fanfics, I made you go bonkers for The Simpsons Ride (and as in bonkers, i mean you flung your pants in the kitchen sink and began to dance on the table in ur underwear becuase u were going to universal studios). Would you really go that crazy?
Dear freaking awesome Mindz(TheCullensKickAss)!!
Who wouldn't girl?! It's universal studios! UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!
XOXOXOOXO
Emmett
PS
That already happened...
PSS
Are you a super agent spy who was spying on me?
PSSS
I forgot what I was gong to say here...
Dear Rosalie,
Does Emmett ever embarass you in public? And if so, do you spend your time scanning the crowds for a replacement husband? (sorry for being so mean Em-Bear. Im just curious.)
Mindz(TheCullensKickAss),
Puh-lease if you had a husband like I do you'd know why. He gives old lady's hugs, then (get this) he tries to hug me! Its mortifying! but sadly ive never found anyone to make me look as well as he does. Plus I still love him, and his bear hugs.
Love,
Rosalie
Dear Alice,
How would you feel if you were taken hostage by Bella when Jasper's away on a hunting trip?
Mindz(TheCullensKickAss),
It be great! I could do her nails, go shopping, do her hair, it be just like when I take her away! Ohoho funfunfun. I'll have to get her to do that next time.
LOVE,
ALICE!
Dear Esme,
Doesn't it get on your nerves that Carlisle has so many "lady friends" at the hospital?
Ah dearest deary Mindz(TheCullensKickAss),
Carlisle isn't like that, then only time he ever talks to them is when he asks for help during an operation. Sure he might have lunch witha few but he rarely calls them.
Dear Carlisle,
Is there any other job you want besides being a doctor (dont lie to me Carlisle, I know you do)
Dear Mindz(TheCullensKickAss),
To be honest with you I love my job. I can say that with a honest heart, and it's very convinient. And I do NOT lie! RAWR I'm a big ferocious vampire!!
Doctor Carlisle
and last but not least...
Dear Jasper,
First, let me start off by saying that you are SEXY.
Sorry, suger rush. -
Anyways, I have many questions for you:
1. Have the emotions you feel ever been so overwhelming that it's caused you pain? Cause when you feel pain, I feel pain.
2. Has the height difference between you and Alice ever caused problems with the you-know-what.
3. Does Alice ever take you on shopping sprees with her? Is it torture?
4. Does Alice ever use you as a Barbie doll?
5. Do you have a dream?
6. Do you want kids? Would you adopt one?
7. Do you think you would make a good dad?
8. Have you ever had fans stalk you around everywhere like they do to Edward?
9. How's life?
10. Do you think I'm annoying?
11. I'm just one of the very few who chooses you over Edward. How does that make you feel?
XOXO,
Mindz(TheCullensKickAss)
(would be great if u could make this a chapter)
Hey Mindz(TheCullensKickAss),
Thanks but I have a girlfriend...You smell good...-gets smacked by Alice- I m-meant you smell bad...hehehehe -Alice gives him a doggy bone- Yes dog bone! -awkquard silence- Right... ok to the questions
1. Yes and it becomes depressing, very saddening
2. -stares into space- NOOOOO!! Not you-know-who!! I dont wanna die!! MOMMYYY!! -sucks thumb- -another silence-
3. Well not tortue it can be painful at times, but I'm with the woman I love so it's not so bad.
4. -glares- I'm always the last resort- it happens to often
5. I dream that I will marry Alice...100 million and 1 times...
6. I dont want kids Alice- -glares-
-whimpers- kids would be g-great
7. D-Dad? -fake faints-
8. Yah, her name is Mindz(TheCullensKickAss)
9. Good, thanks for asking
10. You wouldn't want me to answer that...
11. It makes me feel...like...I am very special cuz there's only one of me. Puppydogs and...blahblahblah! GO ME!
FROOMMMMMMM!! MEEEEEEEE JASPER!! GO CAPLOCK!! hahahah i get everything on mine!
A/N: Hope it wasn't confusing and... REVIEW TO EMAIL TWILIGHT CHARACTERS!!