50 ways to annoy voldemort

by iwmango

she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!

37. you can't hear butterflies

R&E&R

"Alice, get me tea", daddy ordered.

I grinned, and cupped my hand behind my ear. "WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?", I hollered.

"I said, GET ME TEA!", he yelled.

"SPEAK UP!"

"GET ME TEA!"

I tried summoning the ear-trumpet thingy from the shelf above daddy.

As it was going over his head, I spotted a butterfly. I forgot the heavy ear-aid instrument, and it toppled over daddy.

This was a butterfly from the BLUE butterfly family, and it was brown!

"ALICE!", daddy bellowed.

The butterfly flew out of sight.

"BUTTERFLY!", I yelled, and apparated away.

Hah! I loved the butterfly bit. REVIEW!