authorsnote: happy fucking imperialism day! Christopher Fucking Columbus was the REAL TERRORIST! Vote Same Webb for change, NOT PREZ OBONGO!
Later that day, I walked into the Room of Requirement in order to progressively continue to fight for the worker's revolution of the worker man's proletariat with the other members of the Warsaw Pact. I was still wearing nothing but the trousers which I had redistributed from THE FILTHY BOURGEOIS ONE PERCENT OF CAPITALISTIC EXPLOITATION OF THE WORKING CLASS BY THE BOURGEOISIE CAPITALISTS OF CAPITALISM! Several arousing females with sensual bodies of feminine shapes were staring at my manly chest of comradely hair, but I didn't pay any attention to that because the revolution was more important. Suddenly, I progressively noticed that that petit-bourgeois intellectual Hermione and that fucking stupid anarchist Romilda were there!
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING HERE?!" I yelled outrageously in a working voice of the working-class people!
"Oh, we made some changes to the Warsaw Pact while you were gone," explained THAT FUCKING RACIST TROTSKYITE DEAN. "We now let anyone who says they support social justice join."
"WHAT?!" I shrieked in the VOICE OF THE TRUE REVOLUTION OF THE PEOPLE. "Father Coughlin said he fucking supported social justice! Would you fucking let him join?!"
"For your information, it's actually worked out very well," said Hermione in a close-minded, liberal way. "We all come together to discuss issues of inequality and injustice from different viewpoints. We respect each other's opinions even when we disagree and we work together to decide on the best course of action for every situation."
"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU PETIT-BOURGEOIS REVISIONIST!" I yelled righteously in a proletarian justified way. "YOU'VE RUINED THE FUCKING REVOLUTION!"
"Hey, calm down, mate," said Ron ignorantly. "Professor Pepsi's idea is working out great. Who'd have guessed that that greedy capitalist seeking to enslave the working class in a racist way would be right about this one thing?"
I radically grabbed a red Soviet flag, except for yellow where the hammer and sickle was, off the wall of the room we were in and waved it gloriously while saying, "Comrades, the revolution has been hijacked! All who believe in what this flag stands for join me and we'll expel every counter-revolutionary revisionist from our fucking room of the revolution for the working-class proletariat against the imperialistic capitalism of the bourgeois imperialists!"