AN:/ Roselia Lucia here! I started typing this story while I was listening to "Tik Tok"

Hope you enjoy it. ^^

Dib woke up with a head ache but it was a new day ever since Alice came back. He grabbed his glasses, his coat, and his backpack as he headed out the door. At Zim's house, Zim brushed his teeth and grabbed Gir as the two boys started running.

In Wonderland, at the White Queen's castle, the queen's loyal servants were removing nail polish off of Alice's toes as she started putting her shoes on. She went through the closet to try on a whole bunch of dresses. Suddenly her phone rang, and Bumpkin answered it. Zim and Dib were both arguing which boy should speak to Alice, so Bumpkin threw the phone and it broke on the wall.

"Perfect!" Alice said as she wore a sapphire dress then she grabbed her iPod and started playing "Tik Tok". Zim and Dib both found the old tree then they both fell and landed in the White Queen's castle. They both saw Alice and Bumpkin who was running away from them.

"Alice!" The two boys called then they both glared at each other and growled. Zim whistled and the Bandersnatch appeared. He and Gir got on it then Zim blew a raspberry at the human boy before he dashed off to find Alice. Dib grinned then took out a device out of his backpack.
"Don't think I'm gonna give up on Alice so easily, Space Boy." Dib said then the device suddenly turned into a hover board. He got on it then it dashed and the human boy finally caught up to Zim.

"Stupid boy! Give up now and I won't let the Bandersnatch eat you alive!"

"Never!" Dib said, as he tilt himself back to make the hover board go higher. No sooner or later, he finally spotted Alice riding Timestop White Rabbit as they were making their way to the frozen area where the Carpenter Victor lives.

"Alice!" Dib yelled then he leaned his body forward as the hover board aimed for Alice and Bumpkin, but Bumpkin jumped and turned back to his normal form. He tossed Dib the green plant ball that he and the rabbit ate then Alice and Bumpkin fell into the water. Dib caught the ball, ate it, then grabbed his board and dove into the water. The Bandersnatch stopped then Zim pat its head. Zim dove into the water along with Gir. The Irken alien saw Dib then followed him as they both stopped in front of Victor's bar. When they got into the bar, everyone was surrounding Alice.

"Ahem." Victor, the Carpenter said, then Zim and Dib looked at him.

"Do you boys have money to see the show?"

The two boys felt their pockets and it was empty.

"Heh, heh... Funny story about that is... OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?" Zim yelled then Victor turned his head, the two boys ran. When they got closer to the bar, the octopus was serving fishes beer. Alice scooted away from the drunk fishes, but they kept touching her legs and her arms.

"THAT'S IT!" Zim and Dib yelled as kicked and punched the drunk fishes away from Alice. Suddenly Victor grabbed the two boys and kicked him out of his bar.

"Great! Now Alice is gonna get sexually harassed by those drunk fishes." Dib said then Zim dusted himself off.
"Hey... Where's Gir?" Zim asked then he heard Gir yelling happily then the bar was suddenly destroyed. Suddenly the boys heard police sirens then they ran. As the two boys started fighting to get to Alice first, Zim threw something that suddenly shocked Dib's hover board, making him crash into the ground.

"See ya, Dib!" Zim said then Gir giggled, waving back at Dib. Suddenly Alice landed in Queensland. Zim was about to grab her until Dib flew over him and kicked him off the Bandersnatch. They started fighting then Alice was watching them until she became worried.

"Both of you stop it!" She yelled then the two boys stopped. Alice put her hands on her hips, pouting her lips, making the two boys' hearts race.

"I like you guys, as friends only. Okay? Friends~!" Alice said, then the two boys' hearts shattered when they saw the girl sat on Timestop White Rabbit. She made a cute little giggle then smiled.
"But... If one of you could prove who's more romantic, I might have to choose one of you." She sang then took off. Zim and Dib held their hands out then sighed. They both glared at each other then got on their rides and raced Alice back home while fighting.

"I'LL HAVE ALICE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" Both boys said then Alice shook her head and giggled.

The end

AN:/ I have a question and you readers could review the answer to me or message me the answer. But what I wanna know is who is more romantic? Zim? Or Dib?