Title: One Hundred
Author: Ultra-Geek
Rating: T, overall, will be specific to chapter
Summary: 100 drabbles, 10000 words. Drabble thirty-eight – In which Gwaine has a policy regarding honesty and ass-kicking.
WARNINGS: Gaius is a sneaky guy
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
AN – Thirty-eight! This was inspired by the Taylor Mali poem 'What Teachers Make'. It's a fantastic poem. Keep in mind there is some swearing, but it's still awesome. Actually, Taylor Mali is my favorite poet – you should all go on youtube and look up the poem 'Totally like, Whatever, You Know?'. It's spectacular. All of his stuff is. Also, due to finals this is going to be the last update for a bit, 'cause once my exams are done I'm leaving to go camping, and am being forced to leave the internet behind. :( GO AND WATCH/LISTEN/LOVE ALL OF THE WONDERFUL TAYLOR MALI POEMS IN MY ABSENCE!
"Now, be honest, Sir Gwaine," said Lord Fancypants. Gwaine had forgotten his name within three minutes of meeting the man. "You aren't really friends with a servant, are you?"
"I wish you wouldn't've said that," said Gwaine.
"Oh?" said Lord Fancypants, "Why?"
"Because I've promised Arthur I would behave myself. And you're making it very, very hard to do that," said Gwaine, sighing, "You see, I have this policy regarding honesty and ass-kicking: If you ask me for it, then I'm going to have to let you have it."
And, later, stuck in the dungeons for the night, Gwaine smiled.