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"Ow... ow... OW!?" Blake shouted out as she had her body waxed. She didn't grow much hair, other than pubic and underarm hair, but she was getting her eyebrows done up, plucked, and waxed. She was getting a bikini wax, underarm wax, and this was going on while her face was covered in green slime that had formed a mask. She had her hair pulled up into a tight bun, Pyrrha was the same. Naruto's hair was long enough that it had to be pulled into a ponytail so that they could have free access to his face.

Naruto and Pyrrha didn't make a noise as they were waxed.

Thankfully, the three chairs they were in weren't facing each other, so they each had their own privacy in a way. They were wearing white robes, nothing underneath them, and were getting their own treatments.

"Painful?" Pyrrha asked as she was getting her eyebrows taken care of, and she wasn't even wincing. Naruto had his robe open at the chest, showing his scars, and while he had a mask over his face.

"Naw, all good here... nothing wrong with this." Naruto said with a grin. There were guys all the time that did this stuff, and Naruto only did it when he was with Pyrrha, and now Blake. They were getting the Extended Couple's Massage, and Naruto was paying a little extra to include Pyrrha in the package. "My feet have been killing me." Naruto said, and he was having his feet smoothed.

"I think... ow... she was... OW! Warn me!" Blake shouted when she had a strip of waxing paper ripped off, with her face now totally baby smooth. Her eyebrows were thinner than they ever were, but still within attractive reason. The worker working on her was a rather... feminine male. Blond hair, but it was slicked back with the tips clearly dyed blue. He had bright blue eyes, and tanned skin.

Naruto was feminine, but this guy was feminine.

Naruto looked feminine, and thanks to being surrounded by women his whole life, he sometimes acted it, and Naruto had taken over his mother's role in family life. He was feminine in the straight way, looked a bit feminine, but he was also clearly a straight guy once you talked with him.

This guy was not straight.

"Oh daaarling, beauty is pain. Your boo knows that, don't you Honey-Buns?" The man asked Naruto, and Naruto shivered when the man blew into his ear.

Blake glared at the man, and he moved away from Naruto very quickly.

"Uuuuuhuhuhu." Naruto made a visible shiver. Did he need to mention that despite his girlfriend having a dick, he was not attracted to men? No, good. There was a reason he was uncomfortable with the thought of Blake penetrating him, other than the fact that he had bad memories of Neo doing the same thing when she raped him.

Actually, that was a lot of the reason as well.

"This is great after that Yoga Training class... 1 hour of Yoga to start things off. Just wonderful. I didn't know you were so flexible Blake, or you Naruto." Pyrrha complimented. Her general frame didn't allow for as much flexibility as you would think. She trained her body to be more rigid, so that she could invoke more power, and enhance her defensive formation. She used a shield, so she needed a rigid body for that. She was slightly flexible, but not to the extent of Naruto or Blake.

'I'm a cat for one...' Blake thought as she glared at the man when he started to bring the wax towards her crotch. He backed away. She kept that area shaved, and would not have him anywhere near that place. Even if she wasn't special down there, she wouldn't let any man but her boyfriend touch it.

"Meh, scythe users need to be flexible so that we can use our scythes better. We have to bend out bodies with our scythes." Naruto explained his reason. He had been doing yoga since he was younger, partially for his physical therapy, and other part for his scythe training... and staying in shape when he was home alone and did his chores.

He understood the point of view of home keepers who did yoga.

The woman working on Naruto's feet opened up her hands to show that she had suction cups on them. They were only on her palms, showing that she was some kind of Octopus Faunus. She was a rare faunus who wasn't a mammal by nature. She was using those cups to stimunate Naruto's feet.

"Three, two, one... and pull." With that command from the time keeper, they had their facial masks pulled off of their faces.

"My cheeks are rosy soft." Naruto said as he touched his cheeks, and both Blake and Pyrrha reached out and touched his scarred cheeks. They pushed on them so that Naruto's lips were making the kissy lips, before they stopped.

"So soft... Want to touch mine?" Pyrrha asked with a smile, and Naruto reached out to touch, but he couldn't reach Pyrrha's cheeks from where he was.

He pouted.

"... So... Damn, whatever. I didn't want to touch them anyway. Hey, generic flamboyantly gay worker, what is next?" Naruto asked the man, since he didn't know his name he came up with a nickname. This man was Generic Flamboyantly Gay Worker, or GFGW for short. The man didn't seem surprised by the nickname, considering Naruto had an insulting nickname for all of the workers here.

Did Naruto mention he came her a few times... a dozen times?

"20 Mineral bath, followed by 60 massage, then you will be escorted to dine on fine chocolates and imported Atlas Wine from the "Finest of them All" collection." The man said with a more workerish tone since he didn't have to deal with them anymore. Naruto nodded and he grabbed a towel, with Blake copying him.

Pyrrha was already in the towel, with it wrapped around her torso... and she needed a second towel for around her waist.

She was tall.

Naruto just needed one for his waist, and Blake's towel fit around her just fine without needing a second one. It helped that Blake's... endowment downstairs was very small when flaccid, that that she had no visible testicals. They were located inside of her body apparently, which meant that unless she was hard, you hardely noticed she had anything extra.

'Except when she wakes up with wood pressed against you... then you notice.' Naruto thought with a twitching eye. He was used to it by now, but it was still very... embarassing for him.

"Sounds good... Oh, how romantic." Pyrrha said when she saw the large bath was filled with a lot of rose petals. It also smelled or roses, with the rose petals being thick enough to block out the clearness of the water.

"Oh, how sweet." Blake agreed, though she had been ignoring Pyrrha and didn't know she agreed, with the words spoken. She thought the roses were romantic as well.

Naruto was her little rose, so this was very nice.

"... I am conflicted about this." Naruto said as he covered his eyes so that Pyrrha could remove the towel around her and lower herself into the hot water. Her hissing showed how hot it was, but it was part of the treatment to open the pours, pull out toxins, and soak minerals into the body. Pyrrha closed her eyes so that Blake and Naruto could do the same, even though Blake was also a girl she extended the same privacy to her that she did to Naruto.

She figured Blake didn't want to be seen naked.

When Blake stepped into the water, she watched Naruto out of the corner of her eye, and when two people getting into the water was felt by Pyrrha, she opened her eyes again.

"This is heaven... So Blake, what do your parents do for a living?" Pyrrha asked with an interested look to Blake, who gave her a deadpan look.

Did she really want to know?

"My Dad is in Prison for murder, and my Mom was killed." Blake spoke neutrally. Now, the way she worded that would make people assume her Dad killed her Mom. Nope, her Mom was killed a full year after her father went to prison. Her mother was killed when she was working for the white fang, betrayed the group and was caught.

"... I'm sorry to bring that up." Pyrrha truly apologized for what she said.

"I barely knew my father, and my mother died when I was in... a bad state. I didn't really... care back then. They weren't exactly good people, or good parents." Blake spoke, and Naruto nodded his head to her.

"Yeah, I feel you. My Mom worked with this guy, and they think he might have had something to do with her death... He was also named Blake Belladonna, funny enough. Blake must be a common name." Naruto said with a forced laugh, the subject wasn't funny, but it was a coincidence. Pyrrha looked at Blake, who shifted nervously when she heard that little bit of information.

That was not good.

'... Oh no, I think my Dad killed your Mom.' Blake thought with a wince, but she forced herself to relax. Naruto would never blame her for something she didn't do, and this was suppose to be a bath to relax.

'Good thing Naruto is dense, or he would have realized Blake's father seems to be the killer... if her reaction means anything. Well, they don't know for sure Summer was killed.' Pyrrha thought as she looked between Blake shifting around, and Naruto who was smiling with a free spirited laugh.

"Ah, speaking of names... If you had a child, what would you name it?" Blake asked everyone, not just Naruto. "I would name a boy Blake, and a girl Snow." Blake mentioned, with Naruto thinking on it.

"Oh, Zeus for a boy and Aphrodite for a girl." Pyrrha spoke up, having already thought about these ons before.

"... Summer for a girl... and... Yami for a boy." Naruto answered with a softer smile. He didn't really need to explain the Summer one, but Yami was just something he made up on the spot. They all sat in silence for awhile, before a buzzer went off, showing that their 20 minute soak was finished, and that they should go to the massage tables. Naruto covered his eyes so that Pyrrha could get out, before he got out with his eyes closed and put a towel around his waist.

Blake went last, and together they walked over to the tables as the massage specialists started to come into the room.

Naruto picked the middle table, Blake went to his side side, and Pyrrha went to the one on the left. They laid down, before they removed their towels, since they were on their stomachs and everything was hidden. Pyrrha did put her towel over her butt though, Naruto and Blake following her example.

Pyrrha peeked towards Naruto, while Blake glared at Pyrrha.

The two girls looked eyes, while Naruto didn't notice either of them. Naruto was relaxed. Blake was territorial. Pyrrha was jealous. Naruto could still feel the thick air between them.

Oh well, after the massage they could drink that wine.

Some booze would make everything better.

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