OH MY GOSH IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I UPDATED I AM SO SORRY D:
Everyone, I hope you really enjoy this! And I'm really, really, REALLY sorry! I haven't properly updated this for over an entire year, not counting the A/Ns that I left! D: I feel like an awful person! I know it's going to be a repetitive theme already, but I'm so sorry!
DISCLAIMER (since it's the last chapter until further notice, why not?): One Piece does not belong to me! Neither do any of the reviews of my viewers! My answers are mine, however! MINE!
Soundtrack: Random crap on my YouTube playlists XD Lots of Yorukichi and also Three Days Grace xD Also some JubyPhonic
dear Ashlielle and straw hats:*grabs and indestructible, and makes it play episodes of One Piece in 4kids dub and puts it in an indestructible glass box that has holes in it for you to hear* This is your punishment! Have fun!
dear Luffy: I have the ultimate question for you! Who is your mother, and what happened to her? I must know! I will give you lots of meat if you can tell me. Also, what do you guys plan on doing immediately after your done beating the crud out of Doflamingo?
dear Franky: Hi Franky.
dear Sanji:*jumps on his back and clings to him* Hi, Sanji! I wish you existed in my world *pouts* It's not fair... *sighs* At least I can watch the show on the computer and TV. Now then! I have an actual question for you... which I have forgotten... *pouts* That ain't fair at all! I will ask once I remember!
dear Nami:*hugs her* Hi, Nami! I love you! As a friend! Now then, how do you and Robin keep yourselves sane with all the chaos that happens on the boat on a daily basis? Also, *hugs Robin* Hi, Robin!
Dear Brook: What does a skeleton say during an earthquake? My bones are shaking in fear! Oh, wait. It's just the earthquake.
from, Phonenix
Dear Phonenix,
(Me: Haha. *grabs the box and tosses it overboard, watching it sink slowly with evil laughter*)
(Luffy: B-But I don't know my mom…! …. Can I still have the meat? And we're gonna go to Zou when we're done beating up that Mingo!)
(Franky: Yo!)
(Sanji: But this is the last chapter…. *gushing over being clung to*)
(Nami: Hello! And thank you! Actually, the only way I can keep sane is by venting my anger in a nice and safe way.)
(Me: Namely, hitting everybody on the head.)
(Nami: *whacks me* Don't lie! *whacks me some more*)
(Me: *face is nearly unrecognizable* Ywesh, Nami-shama.)
(Robin: *hugs you back while I was being hit* Hello.)
(Brook: Yohohohoho! That is quite hilarious! *continues laughing*)
(Luffy: *laughing way too much at that joke*)
Izac45
I'll just pretend Sanji Zoro Brook Usopp and Franky are still at their original forms before Ash's customization.)
Dear Chopper and Ashlielle
How do you cure writer's block?
Dear Brook
What's the hardest instrument you played?
Dear Sanji
Will you still like a girl even if she goes yandere on you? Also what is the best and worst dish you ever made?
Dear Luffy
Is there a meat that you DON'T like to have? (Mine's beef because it tastes weird)
Dear Zoro and Nami
Do you have a hangover before?
Dear Robin
What is the limit on how many and how far you can sprout your limbs?
Dear Usopp
What do you think about the pairings between you and Kaya? What about Perona?
Dear Ash
IF your not going to extend five more chapters then I have a speech for ya (coughs in preparation)
Even though I was only here for five chapters I really like this ask fic because it's quite funny also the way you include your self in this mayhem pure hilarious I even created this account just to be part of this and for this I'm glad even though my first question was a "yuri disease" related question (Again I'm sorry Nami and Robin) I'm still flattered to be part of this not just this fic but also in the fanfic world its self I even got to write my OWN fanfics (Read Get Luffy Nami's plan and Long nose's romantic dilema) and it's all thanks to this idea sooo thank you. (Bows to you)
Dear Everyone
I know what's your favorite foods but what about the foods you actually HATE?
Dear Non-devil fruit users (including Ashlielle)
What kind of devil fruit would you rather AVOID or HATE having! (I can't stand the thought of having having Ivan's fruit to be honest because I think gender change is too weird.)
Dear Izac45,
(Me: lol good luck with that XD I shall not change them! Huahuahuahuahuahua!)
(Chopper: Writer's block is curable by-!)
(Me: NO NO IT MUST BE UNCURABLE BECAUSE I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING AND NOTHING WORKKKSSSSSSSS! *messes up my own hair in frustration* … Sorry, it's just that I've been having both a terrible case of Writer's block AND Motivation block! I think it's slowly killing me… T^T Because I love writing, but when I don't even have any ideas that aren't just WIP plans, I don't know what to do.)
(Brook: Mmm… Well… Maybe… The… *makes a thinking face – yes HE CAN DO THAT NOW lol* To be honest, nothing specific comes to mind. I've had frustrations learning every instrument.)
(Sanji: Yandere…? OF COURSE~! All ladies must be loved~!)
(Me: *cough* It'sGonnaGetYouKilledThough *cough*)
(Zoro: *chuckles while sitting on a throne of cats*)
(Sanji: And the best and worst..? I cook everything amazing!)
(Zoro: Get off of your high horse, idiot.)
(Sanji: - *gets cut off before he can even talk*)
(Me: *laughs loudly* I almost wrote Cook instead of Sanji! *laughs so hard I have tears in my eyes*)
(Sanji: …)
(Zoro: *also starts laughing*)
(A Few Others: *giggles a bit or laughs*)
(Luffy: No! I like all the meat! Except for old meat that's rotten with bugs on it!)
(Nami: I've only had one that I can remember…)
(Zoro: Nope. *looks proud*)
(Robin: I don't know, myself. The more I train it, the more it changes.)
(Usopp: To be honest, I don't mind that much about the Kaya pairing… But I would never ever even THINK of dating that ghost girl!)
(Me: *reads the whole thing silently* …. *bursts into tears* Gosh darn it! Who poured water on me?! I'm not crying! I swear-! *hiccups and sobs* Uwahhhhh~! You're such a suck upppp~! T^T Why'd you have to go and say that?! T^T *hugs you and gives you a whole plate of cookies while sniffling*)
(Usopp: *crinkles his nose* I hate mushrooms.)
(Luffy: I hate the cherry pie from that one island before Skypiea! It was gross!)
(Nami: Orangette isn't very good…)
(Zoro: I don't like chocolate. Too sweet.)
(Sanji: Lovely Robin-chwan doesn't like gum~!)
(Robin: *nods* I can't swallow it.)
(Sanji: And I don't like Konjac.)
(Chopper: *sticks his tongue out* Spicy things are gross. Like that weird grilled cheese that Sanji made before with the peppers on it. Well, Usopp let me try his and mine was fine, but still, those peppers were yucky.)
(Brook: I do not like eating lemons, because I don't have a face to scrunch up at the sour taste! Ah, wait. *touches his face* Actually, I do have one now! … But I still don't like lemons.)
(Franky: I don't really like marshmallows. And I wouldn't really want any devil fruit, but if I did have one, I would want… anything that wasn't useless, really.)
(Everyone: *nods* Same.)
Rigren0121
Okay, because i was a little stupid with my questions that you didn't seem to get it, i'll ask again, with a few extra
Luffy: What i meant from my question was after you become king of the pirate (Because we all know you will be) who will you marry? a part of your crew, or someone else from like another island? and for my second question for you, If you couldn't become king of the pirates, who do you think is deserving of becoming king of the pirates? and it's hypothetical, meaning that if it had to be. And if you don't answer these questions with feeling and enough thought *Brings out all food and sake* I'll burn this bunch to ashes (bit of a pun their)
Zoro: i defiantly meant your own preference. not a man, since you made it so clear that your not gay. so again, who would be your ideal WOMAN? and follow up question... The cats dude... here, have some catnip, it'll distract them for a bit *Hands catnip to Zoro*
Sanji: i meant how did it happen to your eybrows? Who made your eyebrows like that. They're not just swirly, They're swirly in one direction. THEY'RE SWIRLY TO THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE! Follow up question, Could you give me tips on how to cook?
Chopper: How would you help Ussop return to normal? i mean, he's so odd now with the ears, and the tails, i mean, could you please help him.
Nami: Girl on girl action, what are you thoughts on it? follow up question: wait *puts on Armour against nami's attacks* How did you grow your boobs so big, i mean before they were about the sizes of peaches, and now they're melons, and now if you don't mind, i shall now run away.
Brook: who's bink? *runs up and hugs Brook* You're my favorite character in any anime ever. now one can ever top you, and i'm glad you have your body back
Robin: *Hands over a book* Hey robin, i found this book in a weird police box, and i was hoping you could give me your thoughts on it. It's called "The history of the time war"
Franky: what is your style of becoming so SUPER!
And second to last, ash. You are a great writer of bringing these characters to life. You perfected the crew and their friends perfectly with the comedy and their ideals, and i wish you could continue this, but alas, great things must come to an end i suppose. And now my question to you. *clears throat* what size cup are you? Nah i'm just kidding, My question is to you is why do you love the straw-hats so much? Not many people would devote their time and effort to write such creativity, so how have the straw-hats created such love?
now my final question to the pirate crew (excluding luffy, since it's about him) How has joining the crew, and Luffy, effected your life? Now this is a question for everyone, either good or bad, just feel free to ask.
Dear Rigren0121,
(Luffy: Marry? *sticks his finger in his nose* Why would I do that?)
(Me: *sighs* Just… ANSWER IT! *bonks him on the head*)
(Luffy: Could I marry more than one person?! Cause I would marry Nami and Author to make them stop hitting me! It works like that, right?!)
(Me: E-Eh?!)
(Nami: MARRIAGE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, IDIOT!)
(Luffy: *after gaining mysterious bruises and bumps on his head* I will become the King of the Pirates! But… I guess if I COULDN'T…. Sanji is cool! He'll cook lots of meat for me! *eats all the meat*)
(Sanji: *looks annoyed at Luffy*)
(Everyone: *starts eating and drinking*)
(Zoro: Well-! WAIT WAIT NO NOT THE CATNIP! *cats come out from under him and drown him while they all try to get to the catnip*)
(Sanji: I know what you meant… And I was just born that way; it's kind of a family thing... And yes. Get out a cookbook. Read it. And follow the instructions.)
(Me: Don't be rude!)
(Sanji: Anything for you~! *remembers his hair* Wait…)
(Me: Hehehehehe…)
(Chopper: *looks at Usopp right as one of Usopp's ears twitches* But it's so cool! Now we look kind of similar!)
(Usopp: *flicks his tail and pats Chopper on the head* I'm sure Author-kun will change us back.)
(Me: …. Maybe~)
(Nami: Mmm… I guess that depends on peoples' personal preferences. And why are you running away? I know my boobs got bigger. That is called growing.)
(Me: *laughs* To be honest, I've had a similar "problem", but I'm not going to talk about it. Still, this is hilarious.)
(Brook: Bink? I have no clue. *hugs you back with a laugh* Why thank you!)
(Robin: "The History of the Time War"? *looks at it with interest* … Hmm…. It seems very interesting.)
(Franky: It comes naturally! *strikes his signature pose in his little kid body* SUPER~!)
(Me: … *squeals* EYAH! SO ADORABLE!)
(Franky: *has the angry eyes and shark teeth* I'm NOT CUTE!)
(Me: But you are~! *ignores Franky's protests and reads the note addressed to myself* T^T *bursts out crying yet again* Q-Quit saying sappy things! Stop this! Augh! *suddenly stops and goes serious* Actually, I am a-!)
(Robin: *covers my mouth for a few while I say my cup size before removing her hand*)
(Me: And why I love them so much…? Well, actually… Eh… *rubs the back of my head* When I started watching One Piece, I was very depressed. I was having suicidal thoughts a lot, and my family was a bit jumbled at that time (and really we're still pretty jumbled but we've learned how to get along a bit better, I suppose), so I didn't have anything really in the form of comfort. The person I admittedly had a crush on then had been watching the Enies Lobby arc and told me a bit which had actually caught my attention, and my curiosity led me to Hulu. Of course, from there… Well, watching One Piece inspired me not to give up and that I would have friends someday. *blushes suddenly* Ehh… I said a lot… Ahh… W-Well yeah, that's that…)
(Everyone: *smushes me with hugs*)
(Me: ACK! *hands can barely be seen trying to get out* I can't breathe…!)
(Everyone: *gets off*)
(Nami: Well, I would've still been absolutely miserable working for Arlong… And after so long worrying about getting money for my town, this is really amazing.)
(Zoro: Not much different than before… Except it's not so quiet and I'm on a pirate ship…)
(Everyone: *gives him a disappointed expression*)
(Zoro: I'm joking, joking! To be honest, I've gotten a lot closer to my own goals than I would have on my own, and I have a lot more to work for now.)
(Usopp: I've gotten even braver than I was, which is saying a lot, since I've always been so brave!)
(Everyone: *deadpans* Liar.)
(Usopp: T^T)
(Chopper: I want to be a monster now, for Luffy! *grins cutely*)
(Me: O-O S-So adorable!)
(Franky: *grumbling* Apparently for me it's changed me back into kid…)
(Me: *frowns* But it's so cute!)
(Franky: IT'S NOT CUTE!)
(Robin: But it really is, Franky-san.)
(Me: Yeah!)
(Franky: -_- *sighs* Not super.)
From: Invader Cole
Dear Ashlielle
So instead of just changing the "S" I went with the whole name change. Anywho, last chapter is coming up and even though I barely have any questions, I'll send this question. Do you ship anybody in One Piece? Also if you could have a devil fruit which one? Finally is there anyone from the past you wished joined the Straw Hat's?
Dear Sanji
If you could have a limited harem of five people who would you pick? Also is there any particular meals that the crew prefer? PS-LOVE the hot pink hair.
Dear Robin
Do you think much of Crocodile anymore or anyone from Baroque Works for that matter?
Dear Luffy
Do you enjoy eating with with anyone in the crew? Like would you prefer eating with these person than the other?
Dear Zoro
I don't really have any questions for you. I know! *gives you a mini Zoro* Zoro, meet chibi Zoro.
Dear Franky
By this point what part of you is even human?
Dear Brook
Two questions. One: how do you eat? Two: what happens if you fall into the ocean? Are you just stuck there until someone saves you?
Dear Chopper
Like Zoro I'll give you something. *Hands you an intensive care bear* now you two play nice.
Dear Nami
*Pushes in a male version of Nami* Nami this is your male counterpart. *Pushes in Sanji's female version* Y'all have fun now.
Dear Everybody
Goodbye! I won't be seeing you again until the possible specials.
Dear Invader Cole,
(Me: XD I noticed. And… hehehe…. Yeah… :3 I have a few ships… :3 If I had a devil fruit, it would definitely have to be Kanjuro's devil fruit! I want to bring my OC babies to life! And no, I don't have anyone I especially wish had joined, except for maybe Chou-Chou.)
(Sanji: *takes a deep breath*)
(Everyone: NO.)
(Sanji: T^T Why…?)
(Me: You don't need to fantasize about one woman at a time, much less FIVE all at ONCE. Now answer the last half of your part of the ask.)
(Sanji: And they really like make-your-own-pancake breakfast days. I just lay everything out and they throw what they want on their plates. But if anyone wastes food… *grins darkly* Well, let's just say nobody wastes their food. And thank you for the compliment…! You're being serious, right? Right?!)
(Robin: No, I do not. Well, other than the little Goldenweek girl. She was quite an adorable child.)
(Luffy: Nope! I like eating with everyone! … And taking their food!)
(Everyone: OI!)
(Luffy: *grins and laughs*)
(Zoro: *stares at mini Zoro* … *his cats attack it*)
(Franky: *looks down at his new kid body and sighs* All of it, right now. *looks depressed*)
(Brook: Answer one = the same way I poop! Answer two = I drown! Yohohohoho! I suppose I would be, normally, but with this body I think I would just end up dying again.)
(Chopper: *dances with le care bear and sings about cotton candy*)
(Nami: Uh…)
(Boy Nami: ….)
(Female Sanji: *starts flirting with male Nami*)
(Me: NnnoPE NOPE NOPE *makes them disappear* I'll see you later, alligator!)
(Everyone: *waves at you with over exaggerated tears* Bye!)
Girl:Franky how many speedos do you own?
Zoro on a scale from one to ten, ten being the highest how much do you like cute adorable things?
Robin how many books do you have and have you read them all? Do you also read more than one at once?
Luffy what would happen if someone sat in your special spot?
Sanji do you feel sexy with your pink hair?
author I just wanted to say thank you for writing all these ask it must take a lot of time. Here take this magical hat that shall give you everything you wish for *hands over hat and runs away after hugging Brook really quickly*
Dear Girl,
(Franky: *grins* I'll have to go check! *runs off towards the boy's room*)
(Robin: *frowns*)
(Zoro: One.)
(Kitty Army: *all hisses*)
(Zoro: *sighs* Two.)
(Me: *claps loudly*)
(Franky: *walks out of the boy's room with an angry face* Oi! Who took all my speedos?!)
(Me: *glances at Robin without anyone noticing and then nearly snorts at her calm face*)
(Robin: I have very many. Sometimes I will read more than one, but I normally try to stick with one book at once so that I can finish it.)
(Luffy: I WOULD BEAT THEM UP!)
(Me: That's not very nice.)
(Luffy: *sticks his tongue out at me*)
(Sanji: I-!)
(Me: *pouts* Don't say no! It looks really hot, okay?!)
(Sanji: *suddenly has heart eyes* I love it~!)
(Me: *snorts and then coughs in awkwardness* Ah, yeah. It does take forever… It shouldn't have taken quite this long to get to editing and finishing this though! I'm sorry! *puts on the hat* Thank you! *waves at you dramatically as you run away*)
(Brook: *looks mildly confused but happy*)
From: Blue886
Dear Strawhats,
If you were able to watch videos,would you watch these two?
watch?vN3YAGNg5jFU
watch?vuV3LpATmu_U
Dear Blue886,
I'm sure we would (maybe)… but the links won't work even if I put them after youtube and then add them…? It normally works so I'm confused. Maybe PM me about it if you still want me to give you a personal reply about them?
Dear Strawhats and author, it's me Alexander remember me? Yeah sorry you not writing I couldn't come up with any questions but I do now.
Dear Luffy, what does stretching your body parts feel like? What does being in second gear feel like? Also, who would you rather have in your crew, Lucci or Smoker?
Dear Zoro, did Mihawk ever tell why he became a warlord? I mean, he doesn't seem to be the type to need permission to do whatever he wants right?
Dear Sanji, have you been trying to stop your volcano nose bleed?
Dear Nami, what's worse, a cyclone or typhoon?
Dear Usopp, how far can your shot go?
Dear Chopper, what is your IQ? Also how strong are your horns?
Dear Robin, what's your IQ?
Dear Franky, do lasers and beams work on Luffy?
Dear Brook, are you able to control people with music?
Dear Author, lost the dumbest to smartest in the crew.
From Alexander
Dear Alexander,
(Me: I remember you! :D)
(Luffy: Mmm… It feels… I don't know! It's normal to me, but it wasn't normal before I ate my fruit, and I dunno how to explain it! And I would rather have Smokey on my crew! That cat guy was a jerk and I hate him!)
(Zoro: No, he didn't. Mihawk isn't the most talkative person you'd ever meet…)
(Sanji: Yes T^T I have.)
(Nami: A-!)
(Me: *coughs loudly* Ican'tanswerthatareyouseriousIdon'tknowcrapaboutweatherrrrr!)
(Nami: *frowns at me* You shouldn't interrupt me; that's rude.)
(Me: *clears my throat*)
(Franky: *looking for his speedos*)
(Usopp: Why, I can shoot a fly between the eyes on the other side of the Grand Line-!)
(Chopper/Luffy: REALLY?! :D)
(Everyone: *sighs*)
(Chopper: My horns are very strong. And I don't know my exact IQ.)
(Robin: Me neither. We'd have to take tests to find out.)
(Me: *pulls out laptop with a grin* Ha-ha! Well, how about we find out with an internet quiz?! :D)
(Franky: … *looks at Luffy* I don't know, and I don't want to try it. *sinks down a bit* Not that I could, since I don't have my super cool lasers and beams right now.)
(Brook: Sort of. I can't actually control them, but I can put them in a kind of dream-like trance.)
(Me: Uh… Dumbest to smartest? Then… Luffy, Usopp, Zoro, Sanji, Franky, Brook, Nami, Chopper, and then the smartest is definitely Robin. *coughs while everyone gives me evil glares – except for Luffy – that were earliest on the list* It was really hard… I mean, I don't actually think they're dumb but… Yeah… *pales*)
(Zoro: *cracks his knuckles*)
(Me: *squeaks* I'mSorryI'llStopTalkingNow! *runs away*)
(Robin: I apologize. *holds up my destroyed laptop* We've accidentally destroyed your electronic.)
(Me: *sighs*)
Ashlielles clone: Dear Ashlielle
Just because I am your clone it does not mean we are the same person.
Dear Clone-of-Mine-chan,
Oh.
I didn't realize that.
*coughs*I'mAnIdiot*coughcough*
Zoro's fangirl:Dear Zoro ,
Im so in love with u 3
U're strong , hot n cool guy , confident ,loyal and handsome ! U're perfect (even ur sense of direction which i find its very cute)
Will u marry meeee ?
I'll do anything for u n not getting in ur way...justttt marryy meeee will you , zoro-kun ? 3 3 3
Dear Sanji ,
Dont u dare to insult zoro ever again !
Dear Zoro's fangirl,
… No.
*Zoro's cats hiss and attack Sanji to defend their master (lol)*
Hello, my name is Blue VanLocke; I'm at your service.
This is my first time, but you know my twin brother, Icaros Light.
Listen Luffy, I am wondering, if you will learn Monet is alive and she wants your help; will you help her? Will you invite her to crew?
Zoro, Sanji... After what happened in Thriller Bark(Zoro saved Sanji's life), it seems like you two finally stopped your meaningless fights. Why TWO years later you continue like nothing happened?
Oh, Chopper. Did you realize? In the history of Devil's Fruits, you are the ONLY one who can modifie their power. That is a big invention, this Rumble Balls.
Miss Nico, can you reproduce your bones as well as complete limbs? Or just your skin?
Sabo (If you are listening)... EVERYONE thinks you are aware of Ace and Luffy thinks you are dead. But finally we learn you are amnesiac (which is a reasonable explanation). EVERYONE looked like idioma and they are.
So why you act like you remember Luffy and Ace?
Dear Blue VanLocke,
(Luffy: *shrugs and sticks his pinky finger in his ear to dig out earwax* I dunno.)
(Me: Well, I, for one, saw a really awesome theory about that…. *leans close to you and whispers* You see, it's quite possible that Monet will join the crew. I don't think the evidence given was 100% or anything, but it's a good possibility and I think it seems like a pretty cool idea.)
(Zoro/Sanji: *give each other a weird face*)
(Zoro: *snorts*)
(Sanji: WHAT?!)
(Zoro: Your hair looks stupid.)
(Zoro/Sanji: *starts fighting*)
(Me: *shouts in there* But it looks good, I swear!)
(Nami: *points at them* When did those two idiots ever stop fighting?)
(Chopper: Really?! *has sparkly eyes*)
(Robin: I'm not sure I understand what you're asking… An entire limb grows, not just the skin, nor just the bones.)
(Me: OI! Sabo went home! He left! Also, technically Sabo does remember them, but it was only after the war at Marineford. So he's not acting like he remembers them; he actually does now.)
(Loof: *sniffles*)
HD:Amazing. Just amazing ..
Wat
anonimous (Haha lol I see wut u did there)
Franky: Get in touch with your family and the people from Galley-la and together build a three story movie theater/hotel combination that can hold literally all of the one piece world including people who have died. The top floor should have only the best of everything as well as servants, the second floor should be just slightly above average but no servants and the third floor should have the worst accommodations you can think of.
Author-san, read when your alone: When this story is over I want you to gather the entire one piece world, including those who have died, and have them stay at the hotel/movie theater and tell them it is mandatory if they want to stay but those on the third floor don't have much of a choice to go to the movie theater at the same time and show them the One Piece anime.
As for placing who on what floors:
Top floor: Straw-hats, Red-haired pirates, people from water-7 and Alabasta, Revolutionaries, Whitbeard pirates, the few Marines that are actually good and just (Coby, Helmeppo, Smoker) etc. (basically everyone that can be considered good guys by Luffy and crew).
Middle floor: Sengoku, Kidd pirates, Jewlery Bonney and crew, Buggy and crew, Arlong and what's left of crew, Kizaru etc. (Pretty much all of those that are either between or the ones we don't know much about yet.)
Bottom floor: Blackbeard and crew, Akainu, nobles and celestial dragons (in other word the ones that everyone both in the One Piece world and the viewers want to kill).
And considering their are currently 702 episodes out they watch 7 episodes a day which would be 49 episodes a week which would be 14 weeks and a few days.
Love,
anonimous.
P.S Author-san be sure to warn those on the top floor about having their pasts revealed.
Dear anonimous,
(Me/Franky: *blinks* How in the heck are we supposed to do that?)
(*one of Zoro's cat's plops on your head without warning*)
(Me: Oh, wait, she (or he?) forgot something!)
Franky: I also forgot to add the HUGE aquarium for Laboon.
(Franky: Like we said, how do you expect us to do this?! And why?)
Dear Straw Hat Crew
My name is QuirkyKit, you can call me Kit for short! I asked questions once or twice but since this is the last chapter, I would like to say a few things. Firstly, thank to Author-san for making this awesome book! It's nice talking to the One Piece Crew! Next, I would like to thank the crew for everything they've done! I would say their Heros but... Pirates can't be heros right? XD
Anyway, Luffy, you're awesome dude! The moment you jumped out of the barrel, I was hooked to watching the adventures you the crew went on!
Zoro, you are probably one of the most bada** people out there! I mean, even though you have that tough guy vibe, you still care and help the people in need! That's pretty cool in my books! :)
Next we have the lovely Nami! Girl at first, I'm not going to lie, I don't know how I felt about you. But when I saw your determination and caring, you became one of the people I idolize! Keep up your awesome stuff!
Usopp, or Sogeking, nice to see ya again! So you were one of those characters that looked and probably was completely scared. But I can also see that from your past battles, your one of the bravest people out there!
Sanji! The ladies man who survives with barely any blood in him thanks to his... Nose problems. Your definitely someone who shows his care and determination! Plus, you fighting style is flipping amazing!
The one and only Chopper, the cutest little guy around! Everyone, and I mean, EVERYONE loved you from the start! From the adorable little dances to your awesome blue nose, we loved the powerful and cute reindeer!
Robin! I love your personality! Your dark humor and love for reading is something we share! Plus, you are one of the coolest females in history! I tend to fangirl whenever you fight!
Franky, your such a memorable person! I mean, your a flipping cyborg! From you're human feelings, soul, and heart to your cool metal exterior(that can do basically anything), people love you for that!
Last but not least, Brook! Dude, I mean, you're a talking skeleton! Every talking skeleton I know can sing amazing songs, fight for their friends or freedom, and are characters that everyone love and remember!
And that's the end of my GIANT happiness writing! Since I should ask you all a question, I would like to know...
"If I were to wake up on your ship, would you help me find my way back to my world, even if the adventure is full of danger, sadness, pain, and I might not even make it back?"
Anyway, good bye and have fun on all of your adventures!
QuirkyKit
Dear QuirkyKit,
(Me: Before anything else, I would like to say that all the Asks before this one on this chapter were written months ago. In fact, almost an entire year ago. So I apologize if any of them have some out-of-date stuff that I missed when I went over it to edit. Secondly… *hugs you* Thank you! I appreciate all the compliments, you cutie! *squishes your cheeks*) (Btw I love your profile picture xD lmbo)
(Luffy: Yeah! Pirates can't be heroes, silly! And thanks! Our adventures have been awesome! *laughs*)
(Zoro: *turns slightly red and his cats all rub against your legs* Oi, stop that you furballs!)
(Nami: Oh, thanks! *smiles at you*)
(Usopp: Really?! :D Thank you, thank you! *exaggerated bowing* Yes, I am the-!)
(Me: *puts a dollop of peanut butter on Usopp's nose*)
(Usopp: *gets distracted trying to lick it off*)
(Sanji: Thank you~! It's taken a long time to hone my fighting skills~!)
(Zoro: *rolls his eyes*)
(Chopper: *blushes and wiggles* Aww, you don't make me happy with your compliments, saying everyone likes me~! Jerk! Ehehehe~)
(Robin: Oh, really? Thank you; that is very sweet of you to say… If you ever have any reading recommendations, you could send a message to Author-san and she can tell me about it.)
(Me: *insert exaggerated winking here*)
(Franky: Aww, that's super nice of you! *sobbing into his temporarily tiny arm* Thank you guys! Thanks to all the super awesome people seeing this!)
(Brook: Yohohohoho~! That's extremely nice of you! I'm so glad that I have eyes to see this with! Except-! Oh, wait! I do have eyes right now! Yohohoho!)
(Luffy: Yeah, of course we would help you, right guys?!)
(Zoro: *shrugs* Well, it would be captain's orders whether I wanted to or not, but I'm sure I would.)
(Robin: *glares subtly at Zoro and his cat's hiss at her* We definitely would. Right, Nami-chan?)
(Nami: Of course! *rubs her index finger and thumb together* Except I might ask you to pay for the trip~ *laughs* I'm just joking around.)
(Me: *sighs in relief*)
(Everyone: *waves* Goodbye!)
(Me: *sobbing dramatically into a handkerchief*
Sophia ~
Dear Author
thank you I feel better now! *hugs everyone*
Dear Sanji
*Bursts out laughing*
Dear Zoro
*looks at Zoro and starts laughing harder*
Dear brook
*stares at brook silently for a moment*
Dear Usopp
*starts laughing again*
Dear Franky
How are you going to work with the ship when your tiny?
Dear Luffy
*Whispers to him* I love you
Dear everyone else
Sorry I didn't ask you anything *hugs for a second time*
Dear Author
Can we please be friend I want to talk to you more *smiles warmly*
Dear Everyone
Goodbye
Dear Sophia,
(Me: Aww! That's great! *hugs you back from the middle of the extremely large bear hug*)
(Sanji: o/o)
(Zoro: *sighs* *all of his cats glomp him in an attempt to comfort him*)
(Brook: …)
(Usopp: O-Oi! *tail starts wagging from the attention*)
(Franky: *sighs and a dark depression cloud appears over him* I can't….)
(Luffy: You're cool, too! :D *innocently smiles at you*)
(Me: . *gives Luffy a wary look*)
(Robin: Oh, it's perfectly fine.)
(Nami: *nods*)
(Chopper: Sometimes the author takes a long time to type anything when she gets confused. Is it like that?)
(Brook: It's not a problem! Goodbye!)
(Everyone: *waves*)
(Me: And yes! I always love having more people to beat me up for not writing-! *coughs* Just kidding xD I love making new friends! If you want to talk more, PM me! You'll need to make an account or sign in, though.)
Me ~
Dear Author
I would like to talk message you, I need to do something about this. I like danisnotonfire too.
Dear Luffy
Shhhhhh luffy relax that's not what I mean, I mean that *I explain the entire consept of love to luffy* Now that you know what it means luffy, I love you!
Dear Sanji
Pink hair suits you.
Dear Zoro
You are king of the kitties :P
Dear brook
congratulations how do you feel?
Dear Me (no, you're not me! What's going on?!),
(Me: YAS. I accidentally got my mom addicted to Dan and Phil… -.-' It began with the Sims – she's addicted to all of the Sims games, seriously – and it has spiraled out of control. Please help.)
(Luffy: Ahhhhhhhhh….. *didn't understand any of it* I… love you too? . )
(Sanji: T-Thank you? You're not being sarcastic, are you…?)
(Me: *attaches myself to Sanji and strokes his hair* Look, man. It. Looks. Fine. Calm your man tits.)
(Zoro: *sighs*)
(Brook: I feel wonderful, and very much alive! :D Thank you for asking!)
(Me: *waves to you* Goodbye! Quit trying to assume my identity, Me! You silly child! xD)
Hey again! I am back now with few last questions I got.
Sanji: you look sexy with pink hair! And I am very sorry about my question last time about my friend has crush on you but I told him you and Nami look cute together. I support SanjixNami!
Zoro: aww! U got lots of cats! I love animals so I hope I could be Zookeeper one day. And come on! I have crush on you since u first appeared in One Piece anime and manga.
Usopp: u look cool in wolf form! I got a question for you. Why do you always lie? No need to tell lie or make up stories. They would get you in trouble one day.
Nami: I got a question. How do I cope with my crush on someone I really like in my college? He is deaf too. I don't know if he like me.
Robin: I love reading too! My friends said reading is boring but I don't believe them. They don't know why reading is interesting.
Franky: OMG! You are very cute! XD
Chopper: I don't know if I already told u before but my best friend has crush on you. She is sometimes upset so I told her about you.
Brook: um, I don't know what to ask but I think your music is amazing
Ash: how was your sign with your family? I am sure they will be proud of you
Luffy: WHY DONT YOU LET ME JOIN?! I can help you guys with anything like cooking your favourite meal or cleaning all your ship! Oh and I forgot to tell you, Sunny is cool ship ever I have seen! Please! Let me join! *cry loudly* I will kill myself if u don't let me join!
Aj the human
Dear Aj the human,
(Sanji: Well, thanks, I guess. *touches his hair* And…. *grins* I support Sanji x Nami too!)
(Nami: *rolls her eyes* Well, I don't.)
(Zoro: No, but thank you... I think. And I hope you get that job you want…)
(Usopp: *shrugs* Because stories are cool? I don't know.)
(Me: I'm 95% sure Usopp is just a compulsive liar. *nods and crosses my arms* You see, I had a friend in sixth grade that was a compulsive liar, and it was awful. I feel really bad for compulsive liars because it's not their fault; they just can't help it. It sucks, man.)
(Nami: Coping with a crush? Well, I'm not really sure. You have to ask if he likes you, first!) (Sorry if it's been so long that this has long-since been resolved, buuuuut… Yeah, I'm sorry T^T)
(Robin: Reading is definitely not boring. Have you asked them if they have any learning disabilities? That can make it harder to read. Or they might just not be reading the right books.)
(Franky: T^T I-I know… I don't want to be cute, though…)
(Chopper: A c-crush?! Well, I don't really like humans like that, but… *turns red and wiggles a bit* I'm not flattered, you jerks!)
(Me: *picks Chopper up* -.- He's definitely flattered. Chopper, this lying is getting worse than Usopp's…)
(Brook: That's fine, and thank you very much! *starts playing his violin*)
(Luffy: Whoa! *ties you up with some magical rope* Don't do that to yourself! Killing yourself won't solve the problem!)
(Me: I agree! Calm down! Think rationally! And to answer your question while you're calm… T^T I haven't even been practicing. I'm learning Spanish in school now and I've found out I am basically incapable of learning two languages at once, which really sucks, because I want to learn Japanese….)
thanks for answering!
Haru: why the hell are you having a nosebleed blond man?
- WolfChild23
Dear WolfChild23,
Well, you're welcome but… Answering what? This? I looked all through chapter 34 and I'm not sure what you're referring to… Sorry!
(Sanji: ?)
x
The Utterly Fabulous Z -
ASHLIELLE! HOW COULD YOU!? WHY ARE YOU ENDING THIS?! *cries intensely* *casually breaks down* WHYYYYYYYYY?!
Sanjiiiii... Your hair looks cute... Can I have a hug? Imma gonna miss ya. *latches onto torso*
Chopperrrrr... I don't want your kawaii-ness to leave! Use the kyuun sparkles to make Ashlielle stay!
Brooooook... *pulls out guitar* Are we still doing this? *plays Shake It Off and The Sound Of Silence* *chucks an unopened bag of panties from Wal-Mart.* I felt like your perverted desires had to be fulfilled. Have ... fun? *pokes cheek* I'm gonna miss the skull jokes... (;-;).
Zorooooooo... SON OF THE LEPRECHAUN KING! DON'T DENY IT! *pulls out four bamboo poles* *chucks three at Zoro* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL... TO THE PAIN! Oh wait... I think we'd need actual sword for that... Whatever. *looks at all the cats and pulls out inhaler* CATS ARE DEMONIC CREATURES!
Franky-brooooo... I tried this soda yesterday and it was flowery-lemonade. What do think of the combination? *holds out fist for a brofist* Kawaii-child! *picks up and puts on shoulders* *runs around deck*
Robiiiiiin... Keep doing yer thing! *hands Maximum Ride series* Enjoy! *hugs* Imma gonna miss you...
Usssoooooopp... Hehehe, yer a sea-dog! Pirate joke! *does awkward Woody Woodpecker laugh* Keep being awesome dude! *whispers* Please bring back Sogeking.
Namiiiiii... *hands a large satchel of Beli/Berries* Please leave Zoro be with the debt. *ruffles hair* Keep being awesome.
Luffyyyyy... It's been nice knowing you, Captain! I'll leave you with one parting spoiler... The hat originally belonged to... *whispers so quietly that only the most sensitive of ears can hear* Gol D. Roger.
Bye Everyone!
Dear Utterly Fabulous Z – SAMMMMAAAAAAAA,
(Me: T^T I'M SORRY! I HAVE OTHER STUFF I WANNA DO AND EVEN THOUGH I LOVE THIS FIC, IT GETS SO MANY REVIEWS NOW THAT IT TAKES TOO LONG FOR ME TOO FINISH WITHIN A REASONABLE TIME LIMIT! BUT I'M GONNA MISS IT I SWEAR CUZ WHEN I STARTED TYPING AGAIN I HADN'T EVEN REALIZED WHAT WAS MISSING FROM MY LIFE AND THEN THE LIGHT CAME DOWN FROM ABOVE TO BLESS ME LMBO)
(Snooji: *hugs you back* Thank you T^T)
(Chopper: *shakes his head* I would, but I think Luffy is about to explode. He really wants to go on more adventures…)
(Brook: T^T B-But, you see, used panties and new panties are a bit different, Z-san… *pulls out guitar and plays Bohemian Rhapsody* I think I'm already missing them. To be honest, I'm looking forward to being a skeleton again.)
(Zoro: *crosses his arms* I. AM. NOT. THE. SON. OF. THE. LEPRECHAUN. KING! *takes you down with the bamboo poles*)
(Me: *glares at you with red shiny dots for eyes* CATS ARE NOT DEMONIC. CATS ARE ADORABLE ANGELS. HOW COULD YOU.)
(Franky: Lemonade soda? *gives you totes awesome brofist dude and sighs as he doesn't even try to protest to being carried around* I prefer cola still…)
(Robin: *looks at the series* I'll definitely read them. Thank you… *gives you a hug*)
(Me: *peeks over Robin's shoulder at the books* Dude, I read a few of the comic volumes of Maximum Ride. Didn't get too far, I don't think, because my school didn't have more than 3 or 4 volumes, and they didn't have much in them. I think you'll like it, Robin.)
(Usopp: *laughs and then whispers back* I totally will, just wait.)
(Nami: Well, Zoro's debt is gone for now. His boyfriend paid it for him-!)
(Zoro: OI! HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT THAT GUY! *all of the cats hiss*)
(Nami: … And thank you. *glares at Zoro*)
(Luffy: What? I couldn't hear you…)
(Nami: *gasps dramatically* LUFFYGIVEMEYOURHATINEEDTOSELLTHATTHINGIT'LLGOFORHUNDREDSOFTHOUSANDSOFBERI!)
(Luffy: *pushes Nami away with an annoyed expression*)
(Everyone: *looks mildly confused*)
gamelover41592 –
alright for the last chapter here is everything
Wapol: After being launched off of his island he landed somewhere else and began eating everything in site annoying the people and the animals so much he eventually got arrested. But he escaped and ended up in a dump. He tries to make money selling matches but no one wants any cause Wapol is too creepy a salesmen he ends up under a bridge completely destitute, with nothing left of his former life as king. However after munching on the junk under the bridge, the combined junk toys begin to walk around. The island children love them and he soon makes a toy franchise which quickly expands then later scientists discover that by Wapol doing what he is doing he created a new kind of steel called Wapol steel so this allowed him to expand even further and create an industry. He then opened the Baku Baku factory which produced both of his toys and Wapol steel. Now here is the part where Sanji will be pissed off Wapol got married to a woman named miss universe(look her up on One Piece wikia you will see why your pissed) and then two years later his wealth went so far forward that the world Government gave him a new kingdom which is called Evil Black drum kingdom which is apart of the world government
Baroque works: Turns out Mr. 3 left miss Goldenweek, Mr. 5 and miss Valentine on little garden but after finding their comrades in Baroque works got arrested to they escaped the island thanks to miss Goldenweek and headed for Alabasta where they ran into Mr. 2(bon-chan) who agreed to help them but the marines would not hand over the members of Baroque works without Mr. 3. Mr. 2 went to Mr. 3 and begged him to help but he refused so Mr. 2 disguised himself as Mr. 3 but just as he was about to turn himself in the Marines had already caught Mr. 3 so Mr. 2 got arrested as well. So the other three memebers snuck on board but where only able to get out Mr.4, his pet dog, Miss Merry Christmas, and miss double finger. After they escaped they ended up back at the Spider's café you know Robin that place where all of Baroque works met at during their meeting in Alabasta, well they now turned it into a real café and all their dreams where connected to a restaurant, Miss Valentine now works making chocolate, miss goldenweek is now an artist, Miss Merry Christmas is the princess(mascot) of the spider's café, miss double finger is a bartender, Mr. 4 and his dog are Pizza delivery boys, and Mr. 5 is now a fire fighter turns out his bomb bomb fruit powers make him immune to fire.
CP-9: after walking up CP-9 found the whole island destroyed and Lucci very injured and to make matters worse an announcement came up from Spandam saying that CP-9 was responsible for what happened so they escaped the Enies Lobby and fled to St. Poplar annd so they went through all the these odd jobs and street performances to pay for Lucci's medical bills and then the island was attacked by the Candy pirates and CP-9 defeated them and as a reward a little girl gave Kalifa a flower as a show of thanks. They then left St. Poplar and went to their homeland where they were trained to be memebers of CP-9 and even got to see they next generation training as well. The the marines showed up to try and catch them but they defend their island and then they made a call to Spandam who is in intensive care that basically said "We're coming for you!" and to make things more creepy they had sent him the body parts of the Marine captain to Spandam and then they hijacked a marine ship and left the island where they are now I do not know I assume they are looking Spandam.
Zoro: Okay you were warned, that man who sold you your blades in Lougetown finally remolded his bathroom for his wife and even added a blown up picture of you is his bathroom to whenever he and his wife go to the bathroom they have a picture of you looking at them and they do not find it creepy at all.
Vivi: Okay before you go I just wanted to tell you...Mr. 9 and Miss Monday or should I say Mrs. Monday are alive and have stayed on Cactus island and have become bounty hunters and they have a child :D
Luffy: I kept forgetting to tell you this...BON-CHAN IS ALIVE! and he is now the new queen of okama island in impel down :'D
Okay now I have said everything hope I made this a good request for your final chapter goodbye :')
Dear gamelover41592,
(Me: ^.^ Whoa! That's long! But thank you T^T I haven't been keeping up with all of the extra stuff, to be honest…)
(Chopper: *pouts* Well, at least Wapol is sort of doing things for other people?)
(Nami: -n- Ehhhhhh, not really…)
(Chopper: T^T I'm trying to look on the bright side….)
(Robin: *picks up Chopper and hugs him* …. So cute…)
(lmbo Robin's obsession with cute things makes me so happy but I was kind of annoyed with the episode of Ryu climbing up to get onto Zou… Like, it was practically the only thing she said the entire episode. It was funny at first, buuuut….. yeah….) (Sorry xD)
(Luffy: That's all confusing… So that's how that candle guy ended up in Impel Down with Buggy?)
(Robin: Yes, I remember the Spiders Café. It's nice that they've made something good of it.)
(Usopp: *pouts when he remembers Miss Valentine landing on him with her power and winces*)
(Me: *laughs so hard I can't breathe* T-They sent a marine captain's body parts?! Talk about brutal! xD)
(Crew: *gives me worried looks*)
(Nami: *laughs a bit* It is kind of funny… To be honest… Not the body parts, but basically everything else -.-')
(Zoro: Ummm… O-O … *shudders*)
(Vivi-! SHE'S NOT HERE! Sorry T^T But thank you for trying to send an ask to her anyways; I'm sure she would appreciate it! But DANG they had a baby together?!)
(Luffy: *bursts into happy tears* T^T)
(Everyone: *waves at you* T^T Goodbye!)
Hey it's me Ralman23, (to lazy to sign up)
Anyway let's ask away!
Dear Robin
What do you the Will of D.? To me I think Oda just based it off this emoticon :D. See its. A smiley face. Also, may I get kiss. (Transforms into a cute puppy)
Dear Nami
I like your hair. And also do you have any new attacks ready for the new world?
Dear Zoro
That thing in thriller bark you did for Luffy was so brave?
Dear Sanji
What is the difference between a snowman and snowwomen? Snowballs, XD (I pick this up from the Internet, ok!)
Dear Brook
What kind of whale is Laboon? Like is he a blue whale Etc.
Dear Franky
(Shows you Spandam all patched in the hospital, begging for help!)
Dear Usopp
Who was your toughest opponent?
Dear author
(Cries) last chapter! Here take these cookies as a last resort, also the reason for the comic questions was so I could reactions for a fanfic I'm writing about for the Strawhats meet the marvel/dc superheroes, the problem was though I wanted their reactions, so thanks for helping!
Dear Ralman23 (what's up with all of these 23s in the names?!),
(Robin: What do I think it is? I do not yet know. It would be rather pointless, although funny, if it was just that emoticon. And… *kisses the top of your head
because you're super cute*)
(Sanji: *glares at Usopp*)
(Usopp: *pales* ?!)
(Nami: Thank you! And yes, I do, but they're a secret for now~)
(Zoro: *throws a cat at you and it covers your mouth without clawing off your face* SHHHHHHHH)
(Luffy: ?)
(Snoooooji: -.- …..)
(Me: *laughs* I've seen that! I can't remember exactly where I saw that, though. Was it pinterest? No, I think my dad sent that joke to me on facebook messenger… *sighs* Now I have to check… Aaaaaand yeah. My dad sent that joke to me. *sighs* My family is weird…
(Brook: He is an island whale!)
(Me: *whispers* Don't take my info 100%...! It's either an Island while or a Large Black whale. I think Island whale sounds cuter and I'm pretty sure the "large black whale" was supposed to be more of a description of his appearance, rather than his species.)
(Franky: *desperately wants to beat him even more*)
(Usopp: Toughest…? I don't know; they've all been pretty tough… Probably those big giant Kuma robots! Or actually, Kuma himself. How are you even supposed to fight him?)
(Me: T^T THANK YOU SO MUCH BAE – I know I'm a noob shhhhh – and thank you! I'm actually flattered that you would go to me for that! Buuuuuut I'm guessing I kinda probably answered way too late. Sorry! T^T -.-')
kid:Dear Ashlielle
Aww, last chapter D: oh well it's been fun :) I still think this should have more favs.
Dear Sanji,
Oh my Oda you look fine *runs to give you a hug*
Dear Usopp,
*Gives you a hug too* love it
Dear Luffy,
What do you think about all the cats on the ship?
Dear every one else,
Hello :D
Dear kid,
(Me: Yes, thank you! *gives you hugs* T^T Thank you a lot. I don't really think it deserves more faves, after my incredibly long absence, but still, thank you!)
(Snooooooooooooooji: *eyebrow twitches at me* Thank you! *gives you a hug and pats you on the head*)
(Usopp: Well, uh, thanks! *hugs you back*)
(Luffy: Ahh-! *glances up at the cat sitting on his hat* …. Zoro, can you make more of these?! This one is making my head super warm!)
(Everyone: *waves at you* Hello!)
(Me: *sighs deeply* And goodbye…. *waves and starts crying into my handkerchief again*)
What the- hey, Mac! What are you doing here? *picks up an orange tom cat with dark orange stripes and amber eyes* Silly fur ball. You shouldn't run off like that. Don't bug the swordsman so much! *pets the cat as I continue with the asks*
*looks up at Zoro* Since you're the "Cat Lord" for now, what'll happen if I try to scratch you behind the ears or something like that? *reaches up cautiously*
Whew. Now that that's out of my system... *pulls out a stick* Hey, Luffy! Usopp! You guys wanna play fetch? You can use this if you want - I'm not gonna join in cause I've got a cat right now...
Which reminds me. Chopper, since Usopp's got the tail and all right now, has his scent changed any? And do you have any suggestions for getting knots and things out of his tail fur if he gets them?
*looks at Sanji and snickers at the pink hair* You're looking manly today. Sanji, you should ask Luffy why he calls Purple Afro "Iva-chan" and why your captain's on such friendly terms with him.
*looks down at Franky* Man, you were scrawny before you became a cyborg.
Everyone, what do you think of Brook with an actual flesh-and-blood body?
Ashlielle, do you enjoy pulling pranks on the crew like this? You do realize that a certain swordsman is going to be attempting to chop you in half at the first opportunity now, right?
I really enjoyed reading - and participating - in this thing Ashlielle! You did an awesome job with keeping everyone in character and all that. :) I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for any holiday specials you could end up doing!
Keep on writing! :)
FourthWallBreaker
Dear FourthWallBreaker,
(Mac: *looks longingly at Zoro*)
(Zoro: …. *eyebrow twitches* Just because I'm like walking catnip right now doesn't mean I'm going to start acting like one of those tiny hairballs. *pushes your hand away*)
(Usopp: *stares intently at the stick*)
(Luffy: *laughs at Usopp's expression*)
(Usopp: *runs after the stick when Luffy takes it and throws it across the deck*)
(Luffy: *laughs so hard he's on his knees and pounding the ground with a fist*)
(Franky: OI! STOP ABUSING SUNNY!)
(Chopper: *sniffs* Well, he smells… Like more shampoo. Which is odd, because he hasn't washed it since he got it? Also it smells a bit like the bathroom cleaner, suspiciously enough…)
(Sanji: *turns red* W-Well other people like it… I think… And I don't even want to ask. *watches Luffy laugh as Usopp comes back to him with the stick in his mouth xD* Yeah, Luffy gets along pretty well with about 75% of the people he meets. I'm not going to question it.)
(Franky: I know! It sucks! Totally not super, Author-sis! .)
(Me: … *turns pink* Awwwwwwww~ He's just so cute though~)
(Franky: *shouts unintelligible words at me*)
(Luffy: I don't hate it, but it's kinda weird to see Brook like that!)
(Robin: Well, it's not too weird, at least for me. I mean, most of us, if not all of us, have seen his old bounty poster. So, we already knew what he looked like before, it's just taking a bit of getting used to.)
(Me: Hehehehhehehhe… Well, it's not-! *avoids a sword swipe and turns blue* -that bad… OI, YOU GAVE HIM THE IDEA! *hops on your back* Please save me! And thanks, btw. I don't celebrate holidays, but I'll probably eventually come back. I've got something specific in mind that I'd like to do, but it would be a long time before I could even think of doing it, so I won't spoil it xD *barely avoids another sword swipe from Zoro* If you want to live you should run… *lets go of you and hides behind the mast*)
Franky's Fanboi -
Dear author and straw hats
watch?vhxNmJUIr2fg
That is the top 30 one piece characters what do you think?
Dear straw hats(not nami)
Why do you guys let nami bully you
Dear nami
why do you bully your crew
Dear Zoro
If you master killed your best friend I can't remember her name would you kill him.
Dear Franky
Your a kid should show your family and iceberg.
Dear Franky's Fanboi,
(Me: Sorry, YouTube links don't send on FanFiction for some reason. If you still want to send it to me, just put spaces in it to keep it from taking out the part and I will take the spaces out. If you just want to send me the link, you can PM me and I could share my email with you? Since I don't mind sharing it.)
(Luffy/Usopp: *too distracted with fetch*)
(Sanji: I'm pretty sure Luffy doesn't even care that much, and Usopp is normally on Nami's good side, but when he does get beat up it's his fault. And Nami's always right, anyways~! I don't mind getting beaten~!)
(Zoro: *glares at Nami and his cats raise their back hairs*)
(Brook: Nami-san doesn't normally hurt me unless I'm trying to look at her in the bath or unless I ask to see her panties. I understand it, but… I can't help it! Yohohohoho!)
(Franky: … Nami-sis doesn't normally bother me.)
(Robin: *giggles at everyone's answers* I believe my answer is the same as Franky's.)
(Chopper: *gives kyun-kyun eyes* Nami is super nice to me!)
(Nami: I don't bully them, I just set them straight when they're acting stupid.)
(Zoro: ? I'm not sure I understand….?)
(Franky: *shudders at the thought* Noooooo thank you. They'd have a lot of fun with that-! *a flash makes him wince and he looks over to see me holding a polaroid camera and an envelope, along with the picture*)
(Me: …. o_o)
(Franky: DON'T YOU DARE.)
(Me: *slowly slips the picture into the envelope and closes it*)
(Robin: *laughs*)
(Franky: *starts to run towards me*)
(Me: *runs off and calls down a News Coo, who takes the envelope and flies away*)
(Franky: *attacks me with his tiny child body*)
SL:Dear Author I like it when things are dramatic!
Dear nami sorry
Dear Luffy *gives him lots of meat*
Dear everyone else sorry again
Dear SL,
(Me: Me too xD)
(Everyone but Luffy: *pats your head* It's okay.)
(Luffy: *devouring meat like a madman*)
Ace Here,
Awww...I really loved this story and wanted to continue...*Pouts in a corner* Anyway
Nami: Sorry about that kiss But I do like LuffyXNami but not as much as ZoroXRobin thous two where so meant for each other! Anyway...What's your opinion on Luffy's family including Ace, Sabo, Garp and Dragon?
Luffy: Do you miss the mouton bandits and your forest back on Dawn Island?
Zoro: What's your favorite thing to do besides sleeping and training?
Robin: Where do you think your life would of gone if you didn't meet Luffy?
Strawhats: Who's the Mother/Farther like person in your life?
Ashielle: Really?! you'll read my story?! Thanks *Hugs you tightly*
Anyway I'll see you guys when ever you guys come back! and now I'm writing a one piece story so you guys life is now in my hands *Laughs evily but then pulls everyone into a hug* Bye!
Dear Ace Spiritwell,
(Me: I know… T^T I would love to continue it, but as you've been shown… Well, I'm not good at being consistent. I think I could stay pretty consistent now, but even if I did, there are so many reviews to answer now that even when I actually crack down on myself and just write, it can take literally days just to finish half of an Ask chapter. I hadn't anticipated this story getting as much attention as it has, and when I started it, it took maybe an hour at most to type an entire chapter. I just don't have the time to answer all of these reviews anymore, sadly. T^T)
(Nami: o.o Well, okay. And they're mostly crazy, from what I can tell, except for Ace. He's, ah, slightly less insane. And very good looking.)
(Me: *makes a low whistle… or, well, tries to xD*)
(Luffy: *shrugs* Well, yeah! I miss them, but I don't really want to go back there any time soon. I like going on adventures with my friends! :D)
(Zoro: …. Drinking booze?)
(Sanji: *rolls his eyes at Zoro* Alcoholic-! *gets mobbed by angry cats*)
(Robin: I'd certainly be dead right now. I'm absolutely sure I would have let myself die in those ruins in Alabasta if Luffy hadn't been there.)
(Luffy: Dadan! She's kinda like a mom! Either Dadan or Makino, actually. Can I have two moms?!)
(Nami: Well, Bellemere is my mom, obviously… And I suppose Genzo is kind of like my dad?)
(Robin: I had my mother, but… *crosses her arms, slightly uncomfortable* Well, I'd rather not talk about my past.)
(Franky: Tom was like my dad.)
(Brook: My parents? It's been a very long time since then…)
(Usopp: My dad is awesome! He's part of one of the 4 Warlord's crew! And my mom is dead, but she was really nice. I miss her a lot.)
(Chopper: My parents are Doctorine and Doctor Hiriluk! :3)
(Me: Aww, yeah! I already read part of the first chapter and I really like it! You haven't updated for a long time, too! You should write something!)
(laughs at what you did to the Strawhats) Author you are the best, make sure Zoro doesn't kill you for this.
Dear Author
It's kind of sad this is ending, but thank you for giving us this awesome fanfic. Also I like forward to your other story Oceanbound.(I think that is how you spell it. sorry if I got it wrong.)
Dear Brook
How does it feel to be human again? (get it, Betty and the Beast joke).You know now you can make human jokes instead of skull jokes, try it out.
Dear Franky-bro
Do you still have your robot parts? And don't worry Franky you are still the most super guy ever. Also have you ever heard of Iron-Man if not here *Shows who Iron-Man is* kinda like you in building robots.
Dear Robin
Have you ever wanted to be a teacher and did they have a school at your Island? I bet you would be an awesome teacher.
Dear Chopper
Have you ever use your cuteness to get something you wanted or to get out of trouble? If not you should try that, it could help you when Nami gets mad.
Dear Sanji
Does your pink hair bug you now or are you ok with it? And really in your world pink hair is not weird. Plus girls might like your pink hair.
Dear Usopp
How does it feel to have dog ears and tail? Also you might want to stay away from Zoro's cats now, they might hurt you.
Dear Nami
What was Weatheria like? Also how much are you guys being payed by the Author? Just be nice and don't make her pay to much, kay.
Dear Zoro
How did you come up with the three sword style? Also like on the bright side of being a Cat Lord, you could maybe get them to attack Sanji.
Dear Luffy
Have you ever meant you mother? Also I just want to say you are the best Captain in the world, even better then Gol D Rogers.
Dear Everyone
It might be awhile before we talk again so I just want to say you are the best pirate crew in the whole world. And Author once again you are the best. *Hugs the Strawhats and the Author* *gives them all a goodbye present.*
From Luffy's sister Luna
Dear Luna-chan :D,
(Me: *still dodging sword swipes* Aww, thank you! And thank you again! You did spell it right! I'm sorry it's taken me so long to update that too, and it will still be a long while. Oceanbound is in major need of a plot change for two reasons. 1 – If I don't change it, it will be way too long. 2 – It doesn't make any sense going forward as it is… The "storyline" I have right now is all over, made of tiny scraps of ideas xD Sorry)
(Brook: It's nice to be human again, but somehow I'm feeling a bit weightier! Yohoho! Would that count as a "human joke?")
(Me: -.- I dunno. Not really. *dodges another sword swipe*)
(Franky: *pouts* No, I don't have my cyborg parts right now… T^T Super thank you for the compliment, though. And that's a cool suit!)
(Luffy: I WANT ONE-!)
(Everyone: NO.)
(Robin: There was a small school on my island, but there weren't many students since it was for the children whose families had more money. Most people learned anything they needed to know from the books in the library. And being a teacher does sound nice. I think I would like that.)
(Chopper: … *smiles innocently*)
(Me: *smh* You naughty reindeer bby…)
(Sanji: *shrugs* I don't know; it's not that bad, but it's just weird. *noodles over to me/Nami/Robin* Ladies, do you love me now?!)
(Nami/Robin: No.)
(Me: *flails* Yes.)
(Usopp: *holding a stick in his mouth and he pauses to look over at the cats, who meet his eyes and growl quietly, arching their backs* …!)
(Me: There was a question there, Usopp.)
(Usopp: *looks away from the cats and down at his tail* Well, it's not really any different, except I can hear a lot better, and this tail is heavy.)
(Nami: Ohohoho~ Actually, Author-chan hasn't paid us yet, has she? *looks at me with beri eyes* I'll calculate the amount at the end of this chapter~)
(Me: T^T W-Why did you remind her… Nami, Weatheria… Answer the part about Weatheria…. T^T)
(Nami: Oh, right. Weatheria was pretty nice, except for some of the old guys. A few of them were very… umm… perverted. -.-)
(Zoro: I wanted to hold as many swords as I could, so I found a place for an extra one, and worked from there, I guess. *grins* And I don't even need to; they do that on their own.)
(Luffy: My mom? I don't remember meeting my mom, so I guess not? And- *eyes turn sparkly* -really?! Better than Gold Roger?!)
(Everyone: *hugs you and waves before looking at their presents*)
(Me: T^T B-B-Bye…! Goodbye! I'll miss you!)
Nameless person2: Dear Luffy Ashlielle did 34 chapters of this, that's a lot of work Ashlielle deserves to join the crew.
Dear Sanji hehehe pink suits you well!
Dear Zoro *whispers* call Sanji Candyfloss hehehehe *stops whispering* allso your kitties are cute 3
Dear Brook make a skull joke.
Dear Franky aww cute!
Dear chopper your cuter though I love you!
Dear Nameless Person 2,
(Luffy: But she's crazy!)
(Me: T^T Ahh, thank you for standing up for me, anon-chan, but I don't think I'm going to be able to join the crew… They all think I'm nuts.)
(Everyone: Because you are nuts.)
(Me: T^T)
(Sanji: You think so? *fiddles with part of his bangs*)
(Zoro: *snorts* I'll try to keep that in mind. And, uh… Thanks? I guess?)
(Brook: I would make a skull joke, but they're all hidden underneath my skin! Yohoho!) (I tried…)
(Franky: It's not cute! I'm not cute! I am a super manly man!)
(Chopper: *wiggles and blushes* Don't compliment me, jerk! Ehehe~)
Last ask? Welp, we better make the best of it, right? *turns to the Strawhats with an evil gleam in my eyes*
Dear Ashlielle,
OMFG THAT JUST MADE MY DAY! Although, if you want to hear something that's good blackmail material against Zoro, search up "Digimon Savers Gaomon Itsumademo Issho Ni" and its English lyrics. You'll like it for sure.
Dear Franky,
You were one of the tallest members of the crew, but now that you're a child, how do you fell being short?
Dear Usopp,
AWW YOU'RE SO CUTE! *scratches you behind the ears*
Dear Sanji,
Don't worry, the girls like a man with manly hot pink hair.
Dear Zoro,
Lighten up, and have some more kittens. *throws a boxful of kittens at you* Just so you know, I also covered your clothes and swords with the scent of catnip. Good luck!
Dear Luffy, Nami, and Robin,
As a goodbye gift, I give you a piece of Raw Ham Melon from the party at Cocoyashi Village, a camera and a chest full of gold, and some very ancient history books I found.
Dear Brook,
How do you feel, now that you actually have a face and full body?
Dear Chopper,
What if everyone that you knew had their genders switched? Also, have a piece of cotton candy that's the size of Brook's afro.
It has been a great journey with you guys, since I've been here since the start, and good luck on your next adventure.
From: Meatman
Dear Meatman,
(Me: *listens to it* ….. P-Pfft! *starts laughing*)
(Zoro: ?)
(Me: *puts my headphones on him and laughs my butt off* H-He sounds so… c-cute! XD OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH XD)
(Franky: *looks up at everyone* … O-O This is super freaky weird. *stands next to Chopper* T^T W-We're equal height…)
(Usopp: *tail wags unconsciously* S-Stop…!)
(Sanji: T^T)
(Zoro: *now even more covered in kittens and staring into space, his expression absolutely horrified*)
(Cats: *gnawing at his clothes and rolling all over his head*)
(Luffy: *eyes light up* :D :D :D :D :D)
(Nami: *grins and her eyes turn into beri signs* Ohhh, this is nice!)
(Robin: *smiles at you* Thank you very much.)
(Me: *sighs* Is Robin the only polite one here…?)
(Brook: Very fleshy. And a bit heavy, actually! Yohoho!)
(Chopper: Well isn't that what happened for a few chapters a while back? *takes the cotton candy and hugs you*)
(Everyone: Thank you! Goodbye! T^T *waves*)
(Me: *gets a new handkerchief*)
2Prince
Dear Strawhats,
Sanji, how ya doing with the pink hair~~ (heh heh..)
Zoro, who's ur ideal girl?
Nami, what if you turned into a guy?
Robin, what other name do you think would suit Zoro?
Brook, have you ever peeped in the girls' bathroom? What happened?
Franky, I would recommend you to change your style.
Usopp, do you know pinocchio?
Chopper, have u found your true love yet?
Lastly, Luffy, do you think anyone likes you? (cough cough Boa Hancock cough)
Dear 2Prince,
(Sanji: *flips his hair* Fabulous.)
(Zoro: Ideal girl? *breaks the headphones he had on* One that never plays that song to anyone ever.)
(Me: T^T DANG IT.)
(Nami: I already did once… I hated it. And I never want to do it ever again. Ever.)
(Robin: … I'm not sure. *stares at Zoro for a few seconds* Maybe something like… Kazuya Nakai?)
(Zoro: Huh?)
(Me: *looks like I've been struck by lightning* D-Does she know?!)
(Robin: Hm?)
(Me: … Nevermind -.-')
(Brook: Definitely… *nosebleeds slightly* I saw heaven for about one second… And then I got beaten to death – although I was already dead! Yohohoho! SKULL JOKE!)
(Franky: . You're still alive. And why should I change my awesome style?! *sulks*)
(Usopp: *sighs*)
(Chopper: *has a pensive expression* Maybe on Zou~ 3)
(Everyone: T^T Noooo.. Our innocent Chopper….)
(Luffy: Likes me? Yeah! My nakama like me, right?)
(Me: *pats Luffy on the head* It's okay, you're not completely hopeless, bean.)
(Luffy: Bean? What?)
From:TheSuperMario
Dear Author-San: You have been a great author for writing this out, you have captured each of the strawhats personalities and have even captured the craziness of the seires with all of those reviews. Though you may be done with this, to all those reviewers will forever keep this fanfic including myself.
Dear Strawhats: I have nothing else to say. You are all awesome from all your adventures, all of those you saved and going against the world government for your friends and dreams. Your pasts are all impowering how even when push comes to shove against you, you can bet that Luffy and the rest will save you. This just defines family so much as being there for each other through everything life throws at you, you laugh, fight and cry through it all and even if they aren't a human, they are still considered a friend and family. May good fortune strike upon you all when you are able to make it through all the way to Raftel.
Luffy, follow your heart for your nakama and old and new friends comming your way and don't let anyone even if it's the two men you hate, get in your way to everything.
Zoro, I want to see you aspire your dream on being able to accomplish it for both you and Kuina. Don't become overconfident all the time because of all those injures that happened because of that.
Nami, you should be able to understand what the greatest treasure is through all you have gone through with Luffy and everyone else.
Usopp, you are the man who is able to keep the crew from being hard wired with all of your humorous lies and jokes, along with the times you get scared.
Dear Sanji, you are a chef who decides to put everything that you have in your cooking to make it unique to anything else that is our there because it's your own sense to do it how you want it.
Dear Chopper, you are someone who would go to great lengths to be able to make anyone better, even when the stakes are high you refuse to let death take them over.
Dear Robin, you are one of the few that are willing to dive deep into the past to discover what it is about, even when the rest of the world decides to keep it hidden for their own gain.
Dear Franky, you are visionary towards everything that you have built along with how you want to protect your friends when they are in danger, even if it's from your own creation.
Dear Brook, you are a soul that has hooked onto a promise to a friend that has lasted for 50 years and even when death and your revival faced you with sadness, you were able to find the light back to your friend to those that have saved you.
Soon in another story, I'll join with you guys from the start, but as someone who will be able to help you out with what happens from knoledge of the future without putting too many changes, as a person who holds the power of Smashers. If you don't know what smashers are, I hope Author-San can answer that for you. Peace out!
Dear TheSuperMario,
(Me: R-Really?! T^T Thank you! Thank you so much, man. I seriously don't deserve this at all… I feel like a turd now T^T)
(Everyone: Thank you! :O)
(Luffy: *laughs* I always follow my heart!)
(Sanji: *coughs* And your stomach…)
(Zoro: *nods* I won't.)
(Nami: … *crosses her arms and turns red* I know…)
(Usopp: Thank you-! O-Oi! I don't get scared! I'm the bra-!)
(Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- *gets smacked* S-Sanji…: Thank you! I try very hard T^T)
(Chopper: *wiggles*)
(Robin: *nods* That is what my job is about. Thank you.)
(Franky: Aww, man! Thank you bro! T^T)
(Brook: T^T Thank you! I will make it back to Laboon!)
(Me: …. I'm sorry T^T I don't know what Smashers are… Well, actually, to be honest, I probably do…. But my memory is terrible! I'm sorry!)
From: KamisoraInazumi-chan
For Luffy, what do you think of Hancock? And, will u hit sabo later?
Zoro, hw r u planing to beat Mihawk?
Sanji, what makes u a pervert?
Luffy, if u could save ace, how will u do it? The rest of the crew have u ever thought of saving ace at that war? What did all of you feel when luffy met all of you again after 2 years frm the war becoz seeing his scar? Thank you and answer it
Dear KamisoraInazumi-chan (*pants* W-Why is your name so long…?),
(Luffy: Hancock is a cool friend! And why would I hit Sabo? *tilts head in confusion*)
(Zoro: Uh… By, fighting him? With my swords?)
(Sanji: I-I'm not a pervert…! *v* I'M A MAN.)
(Luffy: Save Ace…? But- *eyes get watery* -he's already dead….)
(Zoro: *crosses his arms as his cats crawl all over him* There's no point in thinking about it so much anymore. We would've done something if we could have, but in our situations, it just wasn't possible.)
(Everyone: We were all happy to see Luffy again! :D)
From: Shadow Oblivion
I was wondering when I'd come across one of these ask the characters fics. I've seen them in other anime/manga sections. Going to keep reading
Dear Shadow Oblivion,
Thank you for reading :DDDDDDDD I hope you like it *v* /*gives you a cookie*
-Mr. 0-San
Hello Ashlielle! And...the others *waves happily at Strawhats* I just wanted to say that I've enjoyed this fic for a LONG time and laughed hysterically at every answer you provided. I have noticed that the next chapter will be the last, and I am fully prepared for this fact. So...I shall say this...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *sobbing* XD
Anywho, I will ask my last questions to the pirates here...
Dear Sanji: *Points and laughs*
Dear Zoro: *Points and laughs*
Dear Usopp: *Points and laughs*
Dear Brook: *stares with wide eyes* 0.0
Dear Franky: *points and laughs*
Dear Luffy: *kisses straight on the mouth* :D
This concludes my "questions"...SEE YA! *flies away on a magical jetpack* :)
Dear Mr. 0-San,
(Me: *sobs with you* Thank you, thank you, thank you! That means a lot to me, honestly. And I'm not saying this shallowly – because I know I've said thank you about ten million times this chapter, and those weren't shallow either – EVERY single compliment I get for this story/Q&A makes me so happy! Thank you! *blows my nose heavily into my handkerchief* T^T)
(Sanji/Zoro/Usopp: OI! THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU HAVE TO SAY TO US?!)
(Brook: *waves at you*)
(Franky: *eyebrows twitches slightly*)
(Luffy: O-O …. Tasted like… *v* BACON.) (Please tell me you're not vegetarian or vegan and if you are, I apologize now xD)
(Everyone: *waves* Good bye!)
From: EpicQuest
Dear Sanji,
Would you let Nami and Robin hook a car battery up to your nuts if it meant you get to see them in skimpy leather outfits?
Dear EpicQuest,
OF COURSE~! :D 3 *flails and noodles around Nami and Robin until Robin threatens him*
Aquino:*Puts a sound proof bubble around Nami to prevent the others from hearing*
Dear Nami
Knowing how greedy you are have you ever sold your body before?
*bubble pops after she answers*
Dear straw hats
What was the gift each nine of you obtained during each of your birthdays? What kind of gifts do you want for your birthdays?
Dear Aquino,
(Nami: *sighs and pops the bubble herself* No, I have never stooped that low.)
(Luffy: I got meat!)
(Zoro: *opens his mouth to talk when I cut him off*)
(Me: I'm really sorry and I don't mean to be rude, but I don't celebrate birthdays. I don't really know what to give someone on their birthday, and I'm not honestly that comfortable trying to pick out birthday gifts for all of the straw hats… I'm sure you didn't mean anything by it, and I'm sorry I can't answer it. *bows* I'm sorry!)
Zoro's Boyfriend:
Zoro: *Saves Zoro from the mountain of cats. Growls and snaps at them to scare them away* There you go my Precious emerald. *kisses Zoro's cheek*
Sanji: *Growls right back... then looks at his hair and burst out laughing* YOUR HAIR AHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHO COULD TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WITH PINK HAIR!
Nami: I won't need luck... I am quite persistant.
Usopp: So what are you? A wolf or a Wimpy lil mutt? *glares*
Ashlielle: I understand that it is fun to torment Zoro, but no cats please. Have him crossdress instead!
Dear Zoro's (Super Awesome) Boyfriend,
(Zoro: *glances up at the one fat cat still sleeping on his head and his eyebrow twitches* Do. Not. Kiss. Me. Again. And I'm not a precious emerald!)
(Cats: *standing in a circle around where you and Zoro are standing and looking at Zoro longingly* =^o.o^=)
(Sanji: T^T)
(Nami: *nods* Sure you are… *distracted counting the money from the… transaction*)
(Usopp: A WOLF! I AM THE BRAVEST WOLF-!)
(Me: CATS. THERE WILL BE CATS. *picks you up and carries you away*)
(Zoro: *shudders at the thought of cross-dressing*)
(Sanji: *laughs* I would love to see that! *makes a thinking face for a few moments before cringing* Actually, no I wouldn't That would be terrifying.)
From: PandaWithCandy
Finally someone else agrees with me that Fairy Tail is a ripoff of One Piece.
Dear PandaWithCandy,
THANK YOU! (No offense to Fairy Tail fans. I'm not saying I hate Fairy Tail, but it feels like it ripped off a lot of stuff from OP and I just can't really get into it)
From: Black' Victor Cachat
LOL LuffyXMeat and LuffyXHat
Dear Black' Victor Cachat,
I know, this fic has went through some really terrifying periods of time. But now what I'm wondering about that… What if this is actually a THREESOME?! *coughs* Meat X Luffy X Hat = BEST FREAKING PAIRING EVER I MEAN COME ON JUST LOOK AT THE BRILLIANCE
Debra: Dear Zoro will you marry me
Dear straw hats what your faveirot anime my yours and sword art online
Dear Debra,
(Zoro: No.)
(Everyone: ONE PIECE!)
(Me: … Same! *winks*)
From: elionchop
Dear,author-san.I am a new person in the fanfiction world.I hope you write a second season as I love this fanfiction!
Dear elionchop,
Aww! Thank you! I hope I'll be able to come back to this in a while as well, when I've started posting chapters for my other stories regularly and have more time! Thank you again! :3 *gives you a cookie*
IT'S OVER! T^T That was the last ask! T^T I can't even believe it now, to be honest. I've actually finished it?! I've actually finished something on fanfiction?! ME?!
Okay, but seriously. Guys. I need to say sorry one more time, and also THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. I don't think you know how much all of the compliments I've received affect me. I want to keep doing this, honestly, but I've been so distracted by everything it's ridiculous. Not to mention, horrible motivation block AND writer's block. I know I shouldn't be making "excuses," but you all deserve to know why it's taken me this long to finish. I've been having problems with anxiety, social anxiety, and depression recently, and it makes getting motivated enough to write incredibly hard. Plus, I've been stressed out trying to come up with actually decent storylines for Dream Ride and Oceanbound, which I started both of without planning enough beforehand. On top of THAT, I went back to actual school, and have been extremely busy with both my friends and with school work, and also my dad recently broke his leg so now even more time is taken off. I had to force myself to finally open this and I'm so glad that I did, because finishing just this one chapter has made me feel so much better and so grateful to all of you. Thank you for being patient with me! And thank you for giving me encouragements and compliments!
I'm beginning to think that this isn't the end. I'm debating on whether to add another 5-10 chapters now, since I'm still working with planning on the other two stories and it's going slowly, but I'm not sure yet. If I decide to add more installments, I'll make sure to post a note/chapter to tell everyone, and if I don't do it soon, please be patient with me. I'm sure I'm very likely to come back to this someday.
Me: And now… *returns the crew back to normal* I guess that's it for now, guys.
Nami: *clears her throat loudly*
Me: OH! Right! Your money!
Nami: *holds her hand out*
Me: *takes a few minutes to calculate* Well, I went back and counted all the asks you were involved in… I'm sure there is very minor miscounting, but I counted 328 times that you appeared, including all the times where an action was performed by everyone… So that's…. A nickel for one appearance per ask… $16.40, which is equal to 1684 beri... But I rounded it up some since I think I miscounted a bit… *gives Nami 1700 beri* There.
Nami: … *shrugs and then hugs me*
Me: O-O?! A h-hug?!
Nami: We'll see you later, then!
Me: …..
Everyone: *waves*
Me: … T^T YOU GUYS! *blows my nose into a handkerchief* I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! *waves dramatically and floats away on a tiny boat holding a notebook* BYE! I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN SOMEDAY!
Luffy: *waves* Stay longer next ti-!
Everyone: *hits Luffy on the head*
Thank you for reading! Please favorite, review, and follow for more updates in the future if you're interested (or if you think I deserve it)! PEACE OUT! *throws confetti and sets off fireworks* BYE EVERYONE!