A/N: Hey beans! Again another short chapter but just wanted to let you know that I will be continuing on with this until it is complete! Life has been pretty crazy recently, travelling, finishing my degree, getting ready for my teaching degree and just life in general has gotten in the way!

A/N2: I also wanted to post this today because today is kind of a special day. On this day 3 years ago a little fanfic follower whose username is Vausemania had the idea to message me to tell me she appreciated my writing. One thing led to another and now we are a year and 7 months into making long distance work. We've been on 3 trips together and are planning our fourth. So here's to you Vausemania, thank you for messaging me 3 years ago and thank you for all the amazing times we've had. Olive you.

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"Hey hey hey" Piper called a halt to the fun. "I believe my girlfriend owes me Mexican food."

This time it was Alex's turn to grin from ear to ear.

"I could get used to hearing that…"

"…But actually I don't owe you Mexican, I just bought you Mexican. So technically MY girlfriend owes ME Mexican food."

"Heyyyyyyyy. What about dessert instead?"

"I believe we were in the middle of dessert when you so rudely interrupted me with this gift."

"Rudely? Is that how you see it?"

"Yes, it is rather rude when I was enjoying getting my payment for these gifts."

"Technically since you gave me the gifts mid flow only now would it be payment."

The raven-haired girl sighed loudly whilst crossing her arms. "Is this what I have to look forward to for the rest of my life? Your sassy attitude?" Of course she couldn't help but have the biggest grin on her face as she said it.

"For the rest of your life? That is very presumptuous Al, and very heartwarming too. My Alex Vause for life."

"Shut the fuck up and kiss me Pipes." Alex leaned in but Piper sat back.

"Say my name right first and then I will."

"Piper."

"Nope."

"Piper Chapman."

"Nope."

Alex furrowed her brow in confusion.

"Fine. Shut the fuck up and kiss me Piper Elizabeth Chapman."

"As hot as that was hearing you say my full name, you're wrong again. Guess you won't be getting that kiss!" She nonchalantly reached for the penguin pulling it from the passenger seat into her hands to squeeze again.

"Pipes, will you be my girlfriend?" The little penguin spoke without moving it's mouth.

"Oh."

Piper placed the penguin back down raising an eyebrow. Hands on hips she prompted Alex to try a final time. "Try again. Last chance or no kiss."

"Shut the fuck up and kiss me my unbelievably fucking hot girlfriend."

Piper leaned in to kiss Alex, this time with power and fervour. On her knees on the seat Piper scooted forward practically grinding her crotch into Alex's. It was evident that neither one of the girls cared that the car was sitting in a car park in view of others.

The kiss only deepened more at the thought of getting caught. They were young and free.

Soon Piper attempted to slip her hand up Alex's thigh towards her centre, as her fingers skirted the edge of Al's underwear (lacy the blonde may add) Alex pulled away, pushing her hand away.

"What's up Al?"

"Dessert."

"What?"

"Dessert. I made dessert at home."

"I thought this was dessert. Who's interrupting dessert now."

"No, I made cake, it's at home. Elizabeth and mom know about this whole thing, they're probably at home waiting up for us."

"Really?"

"Yup. Oh and I also want our first time to not be in an underground car park in my mum's car."

Piper climbed off and back into the passengers seat placing the penguin on her lap before buckling them both up. Alex righted the seat and buckled up herself slowly reversing out of the space she was in. Piper's face wasn't exactly happy and she was silent from Alex's last words until halfway up the road.

The brunette placed her hand on Piper's thigh giving it a quick squeeze.

"Stay over tonight, please."

Piper pursed her lips and nodded. Alex understood the disappointment that Piper was feeling but knew that what was waiting for Piper was far more than mediocre car sex. It was impossible to tell the feeling between her thighs that though.

A/N: Hey guys, thanks for trooping this short chapter. I'm working on going back through all the chapters, fixing everything up and making sure that all the inconsistencies disappear. So, chances are next time you hear from me it will be with the finished product! Thank you for your patriotism and let me know with a review if you want the end to be the sexy chapter, no sexy chapter etc. I'm open to ideas on how to end this thing. I owe it to you all to do that. Thank you again, and Vausemania, I love you.