MEMO
TO: Kuja
FROM: Sephiroth
Re: A shared fate
You can ignore the others. They're no match for me.
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MEMO
TO: Sephiroth
FROM: Kuja
Re: Re: A shared fate
I'm sure they're not. I've seen how much shampoo you use.
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MEMO
TO: Kuja
FROM: Sephiroth
Re: Haircare
As long as we're talking about it, I'm curious what sort of shampoo you use. Mind if I come over tonight and we can discuss it?
Maybe we could shower together.
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MEMO
TO: Sephiroth
FROM: Kuja
Re: No
And I thought you were stalking Cloud.
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MEMO
TO: Kuja
FROM: Sephiroth
Re: Re: No
I'm a man. I have needs he can't fulfill.
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MEMO
TO: Sephiroth
FROM: Kuja
Re: Re: Re: No
What… I'M NOT A GIRL!