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ACT II
PROLOGUE
Enter Chorus
Chorus
Now old desire doth in his death-bed lie,
And young affection gapes to be his heir;
That fair for which love groan'd for and would die,
With tender Juliet match'd, is now not fair.
Now Romeo is beloved and loves again,
Alike betwitched by the charm of looks,
But to his foe supposed he must complain,
And she steal love's sweet bait from fearful hooks:
Being held a foe, he may not have access
To breathe such vows as lovers use to swear;
And she as much in love, her means much less
To meet her new-beloved any where:
But passion lends them power, time means, to meet
Tempering extremities with extreme sweet.
"Romeo wants juliet and juliet wants romeo...but alot of people don't want them together."
You did well man. Excellent translation.
"Oh I love english literature. I feel a tingle deep inside that vibrates my skin when I read such eloquent literature...although I don't have skin to feel a tingle with. YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Exit
SCENE I. A lane by the wall of Capulet's orchard.
Enter ROMEO
ROMEO
Can I go forward when my heart is here?
Turn back, dull earth, and find thy centre out.
"I HAVE TO SEE HER AGAIN!" Sakura said as she gasped for breath because she was running so hard.
He climbs the wall, and leaps down within it
Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO
BENVOLIO
Romeo! my cousin Romeo!
"Stupid pink shithead! Come back!"
MERCUTIO
He is wise;
And, on my lie, hath stol'n him home to bed.
"Don't worry Tayuya. She's smart. I mean why the hell do you think her forehead is so huge?"
BENVOLIO
He ran this way, and leap'd this orchard wall:
Call, good Mercutio.
"Did she really leap a wall for some broad?"
MERCUTIO
Nay, I'll conjure too.
Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover!
Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh:
Speak but one rhyme, and I am satisfied;
Cry but 'Ay me!' pronounce but 'love' and 'dove;'
Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word,
One nick-name for her purblind son and heir,
Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim,
When King Cophetua loved the beggar-maid!
He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not;
The ape is dead, and I must conjure him.
I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes,
By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie,
That in thy likeness thou appear to us!
"I'll call her name loudly aswell...FOREHEAD!"
BENVOLIO
And if he hear thee, thou wilt anger him.
"Your'e gonna make her mad if you keep doing that Ino."
MERCUTIO
This cannot anger him: 'twould anger him
To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle
Of some strange nature, letting it there stand
Till she had laid it and conjured it down;
That were some spite: my invocation
Is fair and honest, and in his mistres s' name
I conjure only but to raise up him.
"That wouldn't make forehead mad. What would make her mad is if her cousin or friend stole the guy she was in love with."
Tayuya shifted nervously.
"Really now..."
BENVOLIO
Come, he hath hid himself among these trees,
To be consorted with the humorous night:
Blind is his love and best befits the dark.
"He's hiding in the trees and stalking some girl? Can you say Twilight syndrome?"
MERCUTIO
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
Now will he sit under a medlar tree,
And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit
As maids call medlars, when they laugh alone.
Romeo, that she were, O, that she were
An open et caetera, thou a poperin pear!
Romeo, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed;
This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep:
Come, shall we go?
"She needs help lets go!"
BENVOLIO
Go, then; for 'tis in vain
To seek him here that means not to be found.
"You go. If she doesn't want to be found. She won't be found.
Exeunt
SCENE II. Capulet's orchard.
Enter ROMEO
ROMEO
He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
"Um If it is already a scar? How can I not feel a wound? ...Unless It's emotional scarring."
JULIET appears above at a window
Sasuke peeks out the window and sees Someone.
"Oh damnit not another one...LISTEN PAL!" He began yelling out the window. "I'M NOT INTERESTED! OROCHIMARU IS MY BODY GUARD SO IF DON'T YOU WANT AN ASS FULL OF NNJA PENIS YOU WILL GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GODDAMN HOUSE!"
ROMEO
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
"SASUKE-KUN IS HOT! SASUKE-KUN WILL GO OUT WITH ME!" Sakura said with hearts in her eyes.
JULIET
Ay me!
Sasuke looked out the window at the sound of Sakura's voice and paled.
"NO SASUKE-KUN WON'T, YOU STALKING FOREHEAD!"
ROMEO
She speaks:
O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air.
"I LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE SASUKE-KUN!"
JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
"SAKURA GET YOUR STALKING OBSSESSED ASS OFF MY GODDAMN PROPERTY YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A MAN! YOU ARE THE REASON FOR COMMERCIALS DURING A REALLY GOOD SHOW! YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE STEP ON LEGGOS IN THE DARK! YOU ARE THE GODDAMN REASON THE WORD USELESS FUCKING EXISTS IN THIS GODDAMN WORLD! I HOPE YOUR XBOX BREAKS!" Sasuke finished panting from yelling so loud.
Whoa guy. I'm the only one that can bold around Sasuke.
"I'm sorry Inuyonas...it's just this useless pink thing..."
I understand Sasuke. I really do. Just be more Careful
ROMEO
[Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
"SASUKE-KUN WILL MARRY ME!"
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.
"YOU BIG HEADED DUMBASS! I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU! YOUR FOREHEAD IS SO GODDAMN BIG! YOUR HAIRLINE IS SO DAMN FAR BACK THAT IT'S IN YOUR BACK FUCKING POCKET! YOUR BREATH IS HOTTER THAN MY GIANT FIREBALL JUTSU! YOUR SHORT HAIR MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBO! WHY ARE YOUR PANTS SO TIGHT? YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASS! YOU FLAT CHESTED FLAT BOOTY BITCH! YOUR BODY IS LIKE A LOWER CASE "L"."
ROMEO
I take thee at thy word:
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
Henceforth I never will be Romeo.
"Sasuke I know your family has fed you lies about my family but don't believe them. Our love will conquer all! CHA!"
JULIET
What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night
So stumblest on my counsel?
"MY FAMILY IS DEAD YOU CLUELESS PINK CUM STAIN!"
ROMEO
By a name
I know not how to tell thee who I am:
My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself,
Because it is an enemy to thee;
Had I it written, I would tear the word.
"Curse my name. It is the only thing that might sand in the way of our love." Sakura said completely ignoring Sasuke.
JULIET
My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words
Of that tongue's utterance, yet I know the sound:
Art thou not Romeo and a Montague?
"YOU PINK ABOMINATION WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE! GET YOUR DESPARATE BUM ASS OFF MY GODDAMN PROPERTY! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!"
ROMEO
Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike.
"I can be whoever you like Sasuke-kun." Sakura said smiling sweetly at the seething Sasuke.
JULIET
How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?
The orchard walls are high and hard to climb,
And the place death, considering who thou art,
If any of my kinsmen find thee here.
"IF THATS THE FUCKING CASE I WANT YOU TO BE GONE FROM MY FUCKING HOUSE! RESPECT MY GODDAMN AUTHORITAAH!"
ROMEO
With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls;
For stony limits cannot hold love out,
And what love can do that dares love attempt;
Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me.
"I climbed your walls to get to you Sasuke." Sakura said innocently.
JULIET
If they do see thee, they will murder thee.
Sasuke turned around and began to yell in his house.
"OI MOM! I TOLD YOU TO SAKURA PROOF THE PROPERTY! I WANNA PICTURE OF NARUTO'S FACE ON THAT STONEWALL ON THE GODDAMN DOUBLE!"
ROMEO
Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye
Than twenty of their swords: look thou but sweet,
And I am proof against their enmity.
"I'm a good person. SO I don't see why your family would hate me personally."
JULIET
I would not for the world they saw thee here.
"SCREW MY FAMILY! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE YOU DUMB AIRHEADED SLUT!"
ROMEO
I have night's cloak to hide me from their sight;
And but thou love me, let them find me here:
My life were better ended by their hate,
Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.
"Awww. You are worried about my safety."
Sasuke popped a blood vessel in his eye because she was making him so mad. So now one eye was all red. His vision just got a tad bit darker.
JULIET
By whose direction found'st thou out this place?
"WHO TOLD YOU WHERE THE FUCK I LIVE! I'M GONNA HANG THEIR STUPID ASS!"
ROMEO
By love, who first did prompt me to inquire;
He lent me counsel and I lent him eyes.
I am no pilot; yet, wert thou as far
As that vast shore wash'd with the farthest sea,
I would adventure for such merchandise.
"Oh Sasuke-kun. It was my love for you that guided me to you."
"I'M GONNA HANG YOUR GODDAMN LOVE BY IT'S GODDAMN THROAT GODDAMNIT!
JULIET
Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face,
Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek
For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night
Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny
What I have spoke: but farewell compliment!
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,'
And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove false; at lovers' perjuries
Then say, Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo,
If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:
Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won,
I'll frown and be perverse an say thee nay,
So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world.
In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond,
And therefore thou mayst think my 'havior light:
But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true
Than those that have more cunning to be strange.
I should have been more strange, I must confess,
But that thou overheard'st, ere I was ware,
My true love's passion: therefore pardon me,
And not impute this yielding to light love,
Which the dark night hath so discovered.
ROMEO
Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear
That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops
"Oh Sasuke-kun...My love for you is like the moon. It will last forever."
JULIET
O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon,
That monthly changes in her circled orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
"DON'T YOU THREATEN ME LIKE THAT!"
ROMEO
What shall I swear by?
"Then what do you want me to say to let you know I love you?"
JULIET
Do not swear at all;
Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self
"BITCH! DON'T SAY SHIT!"
ROMEO
If my heart's dear love-
"I love you Sasuke-kun. You're so awesome-"
JULIET
Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee,
I have no joy of this contract to-night:
It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden;
Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be
Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night!
This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,
May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
Good night, good night! as sweet repose and rest
Come to thy heart as that within my breast!
"BITCH DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY GODDAMN MOUTH? I SAID BITCH DON'T SAY SHIT! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
ROMEO
O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
"Aren't you gonna say you love me back Sasuke-kun?"
JULIET
What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?
"I DON'T LOVE MEN!"
ROMEO
The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
"But for us to be married you have to say it Sasuke baby."
JULIET
I gave thee mine before thou didst request it:
And yet I would it were to give again.
"YOU DUNDER HEADED DUMB PINK HEADED BLONDE, I AM NOT MARRYING- BITCH DID YOU JUST CALL ME BABY!"
Hey what did I say about bolding damnit!
ROMEO
Wouldst thou withdraw it? for what purpose, love?
*GASP* "SO YOU DO LOVE ME SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura exclaimed hugging herself with hearts in her eyes.
JULIET
But to be frank, and give it thee again.
And yet I wish but for the thing I have:
My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.
Sasuke 's anger was so intense hewas foaming at the mouth.
Nurse calls within
"Sasuke!" Shizune yelled.
I hear some noise within; dear love, adieu!
Anon, good nurse! Sweet Montague, be true.
Stay but a little, I will come again.
"THANK GOD!" He said ninja dashing in the house.
Exit, above
ROMEO
O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard.
Being in night, all this is but a dream,
Too flattering-sweet to be substantial.
"Good night Sasuke-kun!"
Re-enter JULIET, above
JULIET
Three words, dear Romeo, and good night indeed.
If that thy bent of love be honourable,
Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow,
By one that I'll procure to come to thee,
Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite;
And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay
And follow thee my lord throughout the world.
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Nurse
[Within] Madam!
"Madam!"
"I'm not a madam Shizune."
"Apparently in about every chapter you are."
JULIET
I come, anon.-But if thou mean'st not well,
I do beseech thee-
Sasuke yells from inside his house.
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY GODDAMN PROPERTY! RESPECT MY MOTHER FUCKING AUTHOORITAAAH!"
Nurse
[Within] Madam!
"SASUKE!"
"I'M RIGHT HERE DAMN YOU!"
SLAP!
Shizune back handed Sasuke.
"YOU WILL NOT TALK TO ME LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF HARUNO!" She screamed.
JULIET
By and by, I come:-
To cease thy suit, and leave me to my grief:
To-morrow will I send.
ROMEO
So thrive my soul-
"...Sasuke-kun I want it so deep that I feel it in my soul!"
O_o
"WANT WHAT?" Sasuke screamed from the house.
JULIET
A thousand times good night!
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Exit, above
ROMEO
A thousand times the worse, to want thy light.
Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from
their books,
But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.
"Oh...He loves me." She said softly.
Retiring
Re-enter JULIET, above
JULIET
Hist! Romeo, hist! O, for a falconer's voice,
To lure this tassel-gentle back again!
Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud;
Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies,
And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine,
With repetition of my Romeo's name.
"BITCH YOU'RE STILL HERE! NURSE GET THE GODDAMN BUG SPRAY!"
ROMEO
It is my soul that calls upon my name:
How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night,
Like softest music to attending ears!
"YOU CAME TO SEE ME AGAIN SASUKE! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!"
JULIET
Romeo!
"THAT'S IT!"
The chidori came to life in Sasuke's right hand as he hopped over the railing.
ROMEO
My dear?
"Oh Sasuke! You love me so much that the spark of your love is actually visible and is in your right hand!"
Sasuke smirked. 'I'm about to love the shit out of you then.'
JULIET
At what o'clock to-morrow
Shall I send to thee?
Sasuke lands and slaps her with his chidori sending her flying backwards against the wall.
"Did you feel my spark of love Sakura?" Sasuke asked sarcastically hoping for her to finally understand his feelings.
She hit the wall and bounced off of it, stumbling forward a bit before regaining her footing. Her head was downcast.
She lifted it and was beaming at Sasuke.
"YES SASUKE-KUN I FINALLY FEEL IT!"
His eye brow twitched.
He lunged forward.
ROMEO
At the hour of nine.
The sparks of Sasuke's love aswell as his grunts from punching with his Chidori and Sakura's pain filled cries of pleasure could be heard by Shizune all the way up in the house.
JULIET
I will not fail: 'tis twenty years till then.
I have forgot why I did call thee back.
Of course when Shizzune heard Sasuke grunt, and Sakura scream "YES!" her mind starting putting two and two together.
She blushed at her thoughts.
ROMEO
Let me stand here till thou remember it.
Shizune's face was getting redder by the second because of what she thought Sasuke and Sakura was doing.
JULIET
I shall forget, to have thee still stand there,
Remembering how I love thy company.
This time Shizune quirked an eyebrow.
Did Sakura just tell him to smack her around harder?
ROMEO
And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget,
Forgetting any other home but this.
Shizune quirked anothe reyebrow.
Was that an explosion?
Oh who was she to judge? The last time she had a romp was back when...well let's just say Certain people didn't have a scar on his face yet.
JULIET
'Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone:
And yet no further than a wanton's bird;
Who lets it hop a little from her hand,
Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
And with a silk thread plucks it back again,
So loving-jealous of his liberty.
Shizune would never be able to look at Sasuke again.
They had been at it for a couple of hours now.
She wondered how Sasuke had that much stamina. Then started to imagine Sasuke...and her...in compromising positions.
'Bad shizune!...Bad!' She scolded herself.
ROMEO
I would I were thy bird.
JULIET
Sweet, so would I:
Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
Good night, good night! parting is such
sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
Sasuke leapt back up to the balcony ledge.
Shizune looked at him and immediately blushed. He had a scowl on his face and his Sharingan activated.
He hopped off the ledge and walked passed Shizune, her eyes still glued to his face. He muttered something as he walked passed her.
Her brained registered his muttering as: She can't ride correctly.
But inn reality he said :She can't die correctly.
Needless to say Shizune passed out right then and there with a little blood coming from her nostril.
Exit above
ROMEO
Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!
Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest!
Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell,
His help to crave, and my dear hap to tell.
Sakura lay on the ground beat up, cut up and dirty as hellbut, strangely enough the smile she flashed Sasuke after she hit the wall was still on her face.
"That...was...INCREDIBLE!" Sakura shouted.
Exit
SCENE III. Friar Laurence's cell.
Enter FRIAR LAURENCE, with a basket
FRIAR LAURENCE
The grey-eyed morn smiles on the frowning night,
Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light,
And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels
From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels:
Now, ere the sun advance his burning eye,
The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry,
I must up-fill this osier cage of ours
With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers.
The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb;
What is her burying grave that is her womb,
And from her womb children of divers kind
We sucking on her natural bosom find,
Many for many virtues excellent,
None but for some and yet all different.
O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies
In herbs, plants, stones, and their true qualities:
For nought so vile that on the earth doth live
But to the earth some special good doth give,
Nor aught so good but strain'd from that fair use
Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse:
Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied;
And vice sometimes by action dignified.
Within the infant rind of this small flower
Poison hath residence and medicine power:
For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part;
Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart.
Two such opposed kings encamp them still
In man as well as herbs, grace and rude will;
And where the worser is predominant,
Full soon the canker death eats up that plant.
"I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST...THAT NO ONE EVER WAS! DUN DUN DUN, TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE! I'LL TRAVEL CROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE! DUN DUN DUN FOR POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND, THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE! POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH A BALL!-"
NARUTO!
"What?" He asked innocently as if he hadn't ignored his line.
Translate your damn line. And for the record it's 'Gotta catch em' all' not 'gotta catch a ball.'
"Says you."
Enter ROMEO
ROMEO
Good morrow, father.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Benedicite!
What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?
Young son, it argues a distemper'd head
So soon to bid good morrow to thy bed:
Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye,
And where care lodges, sleep will never lie;
But where unbruised youth with unstuff'd brain
Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign:
Therefore thy earliness doth me assure
Thou art up-roused by some distemperature;
Or if not so, then here I hit it right,
Our Romeo hath not been in bed to-night.
"HIIII SAKURA-CHAN!"
ROMEO
That last is true; the sweeter rest was mine.
"Hey Naruto." She said sweetly causing our whisker blonde to blush.
FRIAR LAURENCE
God pardon sin! wast thou with Rosaline?
"Hey you look like you just a wonderful time. Were you with Bushy brows?" Naruto said wiggling his eyebrow suggestively.
ROMEO
With Rosaline, my ghostly father? no;
I have forgot that name, and that name's woe.
"Oh Kami no."
FRIAR LAURENCE
That's my good son: but where hast thou been, then?
"Really? Where were you then?"
ROMEO
I'll tell thee, ere thou ask it me again.
I have been feasting with mine enemy,
Where on a sudden one hath wounded me,
That's by me wounded: both our remedies
Within thy help and holy physic lies:
I bear no hatred, blessed man, for, lo,
My intercession likewise steads my foe.
"I was with the love of my life Naruto. My future partner. My heart and soul's other half."
FRIAR LAURENCE
Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift;
Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift.
Naruto sweated nervously. He didn't wat Sakura to yell at him for being slow, but he didn't know who the hell Sakura was talkign about.
ROMEO
Then plainly know my heart's dear love is set
On the fair daughter of rich Capulet:
As mine on hers, so hers is set on mine;
And all combined, save what thou must combine
By holy marriage: when and where and how
We met, we woo'd and made exchange of vow,
I'll tell thee as we pass; but this I pray,
That thou consent to marry us to-day.
"I was with Juliet."
Naruto's eyes widened.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here!
Is Rosaline, whom thou didst love so dear,
So soon forsaken? young men's love then lies
Not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.
Jesu Maria, what a deal of brine
Hath wash'd thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline!
How much salt water thrown away in waste,
To season love, that of it doth not taste!
The sun not yet thy sighs from heaven clears,
Thy old groans ring yet in my ancient ears;
Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit
Of an old tear that is not wash'd off yet:
If e'er thou wast thyself and these woes thine,
Thou and these woes were all for Rosaline:
And art thou changed? pronounce this sentence then,
Women may fall, when there's no strength in men.
"Really now?" Naruto was never gonna let Sasuke live this down. All those insults to Sakura and he turns around and spins time with her? Oh this was the blackest of blackmail.
ROMEO
Thou chid'st me oft for loving Rosaline.
"He made me forget about Lee Naruto."
"Forget about who now?"
"Um...I forget who we were discussing."
FRIAR LAURENCE
For doting, not for loving, pupil mine.
"Do you love him?" Naruto asked seriously.
ROMEO
And bad'st me bury love.
"Yes, and he loves me aswell!"
FRIAR LAURENCE
Not in a grave,
To lay one in, another out to have.
Naruto smiled. "I hope you guys have a wonderful relationship.
ROMEO
I pray thee, chide not; she whom I love now
Doth grace for grace and love for love allow;
The other did not so.
"Oh we are. I can tell by the way he fisted me." It technically wasn't a lie. Sasuke did fist her...just in the face instead of where people normally think fisting happens.
'...?' Naruto just smiled and nodded
FRIAR LAURENCE
O, she knew well
Thy love did read by rote and could not spell.
But come, young waverer, come, go with me,
In one respect I'll thy assistant be;
For this alliance may so happy prove,
To turn your households' rancour to pure love.
"You know what Sakura-chan? I'll help you out by supporting your love."
ROMEO
O, let us hence; I stand on sudden haste.
"Oh Really!" SHe said happily.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.
"Yep so what are we doing standing here. Let's go!"
Exeunt
SCENE IV. A street.
Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO
Ino and Tayuya still searched for Sakura.
MERCUTIO
Where the devil should this Romeo be?
Came he not home to-night?
"Where the hell is Sakura? Did she lean forward to far and the weight of her forehead propell her head first into the ground so far that not any part of her body is visible?"
BENVOLIO
Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.
Tayuya blinked. "You have an imagination on you. And I don't know where the big headed shithead is. She's not at home."
MERCUTIO
Ah, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline.
Torments him so, that he will sure run mad.
"Man screw Lee! He's so lame!"
"Where did that come from Ino?"
"I don't know. ...I honestly do not know."
BENVOLIO
Tybalt, the kinsman of old Capulet,
Hath sent a letter to his father's house.
"Wait Tybalt has sent a letter to Sakura's father's house.!"
"How do you knowTayuya?"
"I don't know...I honestly do not know."
BENVOLIO
Romeo will answer it.
"I bet Sakura will answer it. The shit head has a temper you know."
"I'm sorry tayuya but can you please stop saying shithead?"
"Can you stop being a blonde?"
"...touche."
MERCUTIO
Any man that can write may answer a letter.
"Tayuya anybody can answer a letter."
BENVOLIO
Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he
dares, being dared.
"No he will confront tybalt, shit head."
MERCUTIO
Alas poor Romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a
white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a
love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the
blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to
encounter Tybalt?
"Oh but Sakura is already heart broken. But I don't think that's gonna stop her. But is she the person to confront tybalt?"
BENVOLIO
Why, what is Tybalt?
"Why, what is tybalt? And who is Tybalt again?"
MERCUTIO
More than prince of cats, I can tell you. O, he is
the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as
you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and
proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and
the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk
button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the
very first house, of the first and second cause:
ah, the immortal passado! the punto reverso! the
hai!
"The what?"
BENVOLIO
The what?
"The what?"
"I just asked you that Tayuya."
"How should I know what the hell you mean? You are the one who is suppose to translate it.
MERCUTIO
The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting
fantasticoes; these new tuners of accents! 'By Jesu,
a very good blade! a very tall man! a very good
whore!' Why, is not this a lamentable thing,
grandsire, that we should be thus afflicted with
these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these
perdona-mi's, who stand so much on the new form,
that they cannot at ease on the old bench? O, their
bones, their bones!
"I think I'm insulting someone.."
Enter ROMEO
BENVOLIO
Here comes Romeo, here comes Romeo.
"Here comes the pink shit head!"
MERCUTIO
Without his roe, like a dried herring: flesh, flesh,
how art thou fishified! Now is he for the numbers
that Petrarch flowed in: Laura to his lady was but a
kitchen-wench; marry, she had a better love to
be-rhyme her; Dido a dowdy; Cleopatra a gipsy;
Helen and Hero hildings and harlots; Thisbe a grey
eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signior
Romeo, bon jour! there's a French salutation
to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit
fairly last night.
"God I talk alot."
ROMEO
Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?
Oh my god Ino You'll never guess who I was with girl!" Sakura squealed and jumped right in front of Ino.
MERCUTIO
The ship, sir, the slip; can you not conceive?
"Giirrrl, who girrrl?"
ROMEO
Pardon, good Mercutio, my business was great; and in
such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.
"Giiirrrl Juliet Giirrrl!"
Tayuya's ear twitched.
MERCUTIO
That's as much as to say, such a case as yours
constrains a man to bow in the hams.
"Giiirrrl what went down giirrrl!"
ROMEO
Meaning, to court'sy.
"Giirrrl can you believe?"
MERCUTIO
Thou hast most kindly hit it.
"For real giiirrrl?"
ROMEO
A most courteous exposition.
"I KNOW GIIRRRL! AND GUESS WHAT I DID GIIIRRRL?"
MERCUTIO
Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy.
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T GIIRRRL!"
ROMEO
Pink for flower.
"YES GIIRRRL! AND THEN HE ACTUALLY!"
MERCUTIO
Right.
"GIIIRRRL WHAT!
ROMEO
Why, then is my pump well flowered.
"GIIRRRL I KNOW RIGHT!"
MERCUTIO
Well said: follow me this jest now till thou hast
worn out thy pump, that when the single sole of it
is worn, the jest may remain after the wearing sole singular.
"GIIRRRL DID HE?"
ROMEO
O single-soled jest, solely singular for the
singleness.
Sakura snapped her fingers three times at random before answering.
"GIRRRL YES!"
MERCUTIO
Come between us, good Benvolio; my wits faint.
"GIIRRRL WHAT ABOUT WHEN?"
ROMEO
Switch and spurs, switch and spurs; or I'll cry a match.
"OH GIIRRRLL YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!"
MERCUTIO
Nay, if thy wits run the wild-goose chase, I have
done, for thou hast more of the wild-goose in one of
thy wits than, I am sure, I have in my whole five:
was I with you there for the goose?
"GIIIRRRL TELL ME!"
ROMEO
Thou wast never with me for any thing when thou wast
not there for the goose"
"GIIRRRLL!"
MERCUTIO
I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.
"GIIIIRRRL?"
ROMEO
Nay, good goose, bite not.
"GIIIRRLL WHEN I TELL YOU THAT!"
MERCUTIO
Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most
sharp sauce.
"GIIIIRRRL FOR REAL?"
ROMEO
And is it not well served in to a sweet goose?
"GIIRRL!"
MERCUTIO
O here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an
inch narrow to an ell broad!
"GIIIRRL!"
ROMEO
I stretch it out for that word 'broad;' which added
to the goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose.
"GIIIRRRL?"
MERCUTIO
Why, is not this better now than groaning for love?
now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art
thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature:
for this drivelling love is like a great natural,
that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.
"GIIIIRRL!"
BENVOLIO
Stop there, stop there.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO SHIT FOR HEADS TALKING ABOUT! YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF GODDAMN FUCKING FAN-SLUTS!"
Apparently Tayuya had enough of not understanding Ino and Sakura.
MERCUTIO
Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair.
"Oh Sorry Tayuya. We just got so caught up..." Ino said sheepishly.
BENVOLIO
Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large.
"Just don't let it happen again."
MERCUTIO
O, thou art deceived; I would have made it short:
for I was come to the whole depth of my tale; and
meant, indeed, to occupy the argument no longer.
"Hehehe..." Ino nodded dumbly.
ROMEO
Here's goodly gear!
"I wonder who is coming now."
Enter Nurse and PETER
MERCUTIO
A sail, a sail!
"Oh look it's Shizune!"
BENVOLIO
Two, two; a shirt and a smock.
"And the dog shit head."
Nurse
Peter!
"Peter!"
PETER
Anon!
"What does anon mean?" Kiba asked.
Nurse
My fan, Peter.
"Go get my fan Kiba." Shizune ordered.
MERCUTIO
Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the
fairer face.
"Am I insulting someone?"
Nurse
God ye good morrow, gentlemen.
"Hello everyone."
MERCUTIO
God ye good den, fair gentlewoman.
"Hi SHizune!" Ino said enthusiastically.
Nurse
Is it good den?
"Is everyone well?"
MERCUTIO
'Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the
dial is now upon the prick of noon.
"It's noon now."
Nurse
Out upon you! what a man are you!
"What kind of man are you Ino!"
ROMEO
One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to
mar.
Sakura took up for her friend. "The kind that Kami herself likes!"
Nurse
By my troth, it is well said; 'for himself to mar,'
quoth a'? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I
may find the young Romeo?
"Where is young Romeo?" Shizune said.
ROMEO
I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when
you have found him than he was when you sought him:
I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.
Sakura smiled slyly.
"I know who she is but When you meet her she's gonna be alot prettier than you think."
Shizune blinked.
"I am Romeo." Sakura smiling and mentally patting herself on the back.
Nurse
You say well.
"Really?"
MERCUTIO
Yea, is the worst well? very well took, i' faith;
wisely, wisely.
"Choose your next words carefully."
Nurse
if you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with
you.
"Well if you are Romeo I want to speak with you alone."
BENVOLIO
She will indite him to some supper.
"Why so you can kill her!" Tayuya accused.
MERCUTIO
A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho!
"Someone is a bald hoe?"
ROMEO
What hast thou found?
"What have you got to say to me?"
MERCUTIO
No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie,
that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent.
"I...I don't know what's going on.."
Sings
"Now I have to sing?"
Yes Now sing.
"No."
Why not, saving your voice for someone special? A fellow blonde perhaps?
Ino blushed.
Then to prove Inuyonas wrong she began to sing.
An old hare hoar,
And an old hare hoar,
Is very good meat in lent
But a hare that is hoar
Is too much for a score,
When it hoars ere it be spent.
Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll
to dinner, thither.
ROMEO
I will follow you.
"Ino you have the most wonderful voice." Sakura said in awe.
MERCUTIO
Farewell, ancient lady; farewell,
"Bye ancient lady!"
A tick mark formed on Shizune's face.
Singing
'lady, lady, lady.'
Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO
Nurse
Marry, farewell! I pray you, sir, what saucy
merchant was this, that was so full of his ropery?
"What merchant was this? Whatever this is?"
ROMEO
A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk,
and will speak more in a minute than he will stand
to in a month.
"Someone that can't shutup."
Nurse
An a' speak any thing against me, I'll take him
down, an a' were lustier than he is, and twenty such
Jacks; and if I cannot, I'll find those that shall.
Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills; I am
none of his skains-mates. And thou must stand by
too, and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure?
"Apparently either I want Iruka or Iruka wants me..."
PETER
I saw no man use you a pleasure; if I had, my weapon
should quickly have been out, I warrant you: I dare
draw as soon as another man, if I see occasion in a
good quarrel, and the law on my side.
"Where did Iruka-sensei's name come from?" Kiba asked.
Nurse
Now, afore God, I am so vexed, that every part about
me quivers. Scurvy knave! Pray you, sir, a word:
and as I told you, my young lady bade me inquire you
out; what she bade me say, I will keep to myself:
but first let me tell ye, if ye should lead her into
a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross
kind of behavior, as they say: for the gentlewoman
is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double
with her, truly it were an ill thing to be offered
to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.
"Oops, Did I say Iruka? Hehehe.." Shizune chuckled nervously.
ROMEO
Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress. I
protest unto thee-
"Tell Sasuke-kun that I am for him."
Nurse
Good heart, and, i' faith, I will tell her as much:
Lord, Lord, she will be a joyful woman.
Shizune blushed remembering what She thought Sasuke and Sakura were doing. "I-I will."
ROMEO
What wilt thou tell her, nurse? thou dost not mark me.
"What exactly are you gonna say?"
Nurse
I will tell her, sir, that you do protest; which, as
I take it, is a gentlemanlike offer.
SHizune's face resembled a tomato. "I-I'll tell him...uh...some good things."
ROMEO
Bid her devise
Some means to come to shrift this afternoon;
And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell
Be shrived and married. Here is for thy pains.
"Tell her to meet me somewhere."
Nurse
No truly sir; not a penny.
"I don't want a penny."
ROMEO
Go to; I say you shall.
"Apparently you do."
Nurse
This afternoon, sir? well, she shall be there.
"Ok she will meet you."
ROMEO
And stay, good nurse, behind the abbey wall:
Within this hour my man shall be with thee
And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair;
Which to the high top-gallant of my joy
Must be my convoy in the secret night.
Farewell; be trusty, and I'll quit thy pains:
Farewell; commend me to thy mistress.
"Ok well don't tell anybody, and stay where you are. It has to be a secret."
Nurse
Now God in heaven bless thee! Hark you, sir.
"Oh Kami bless, kami bless. Hark you!"
"What's hark you?"
ROMEO
What say'st thou, my dear nurse?
Nurse
Is your man secret? Did you ne'er hear say,
Two may keep counsel, putting one away?
"Is your man trust worthy?"
ROMEO
I warrant thee, my man's as true as steel.
"Yes."
NURSE
Well, sir; my mistress is the sweetest lady-Lord,
Lord! when 'twas a little prating thing:-O, there
is a nobleman in town, one Paris, that would fain
lay knife aboard; but she, good soul, had as lief
see a toad, a very toad, as see him. I anger her
sometimes and tell her that Paris is the properer
man; but, I'll warrant you, when I say so, she looks
as pale as any clout in the versal world. Doth not
rosemary and Romeo begin both with a letter?
"My mistress is so wonderful .Doesn't Lee and Sakura begin with two different letters?"
ROMEO
Ay, nurse; what of that? both with an R.
"Yes...?"
Nurse
Ah. mocker! that's the dog's name; R is for
the-No; I know it begins with some other
letter:-and she hath the prettiest sententious of
it, of you and rosemary, that it would do you good
to hear it.
ROMEO
Commend me to thy lady.
"Look just commend me to your lady."
Nurse
Ay, a thousand times.
"Alright."
Exit Romeo
Peter!
PETER
Anon!
"What am I saying?" Kiba asked himself.
Nurse
Peter, take my fan, and go before and apace.
"You know the drill."
Exeunt
SCENE V. Capulet's orchard.
Enter JULIET
JULIET
The clock struck nine when I did send the nurse;
In half an hour she promised to return.
Perchance she cannot meet him: that's not so.
O, she is lame! love's heralds should be thoughts,
Which ten times faster glide than the sun's beams,
Driving back shadows over louring hills:
Therefore do nimble-pinion'd doves draw love,
And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings.
Now is the sun upon the highmost hill
Of this day's journey, and from nine till twelve
Is three long hours, yet she is not come.
Had she affections and warm youthful blood,
She would be as swift in motion as a ball;
My words would bandy her to my sweet love,
And his to me:
But old folks, many feign as they were dead;
Unwieldy, slow, heavy and pale as lead.
O God, she comes!
"Man I knew I should have never sent Shizune out of the kitchen and now she's taking so long. I took her out of her element. Women should always stay in the kitchen."
Enter Nurse and PETER
O honey nurse, what news?
Hast thou met with him? Send thy man away.
"SHizune what took you so damn long!" Sasuke yelled.
Nurse
Peter, stay at the gate.
"Kiba stay at the gate."
Kiba shrugged. "Come on Akamaru let's go read Hana's diary some more and find out more about this Orange Shinobi...(Reference from an earlier chapter.)
Exit PETER
JULIET
Now, good sweet nurse,-O Lord, why look'st thou sad?
Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily;
If good, thou shamest the music of sweet news
By playing it to me with so sour a face.
"Shizune whats with the face?"
Nurse
I am a-weary, give me leave awhile:
Fie, how my bones ache! what a jaunt have I had!
"Shut up. I'm tired. I need to get back into shape."
JULIET
I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news:
Nay, come, I pray thee, speak; good, good nurse, speak.
"See if you were everyone's favorite character in this fic like me, then you wouldn't get tired."
Nurse
Jesu, what haste? can you not stay awhile?
Do you not see that I am out of breath?
"Goddamnit Sasuke, didn't I just tell you I'm out of breath? And you are not everyone's favorite. I think Naruto is."
JULIET
How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath
To say to me that thou art out of breath?
The excuse that thou dost make in this delay
Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.
Is thy news good, or bad? answer to that;
Say either, and I'll stay the circumstance:
Let me be satisfied, is't good or bad?
"Shizune you can't be out of breath if you are able to speak. And there is no way in hell the dobe is more popular than I am."
Nurse
Well, you have made a simple choice; you know not
how to choose a man: Romeo! no, not he; though his
face be better than any man's, yet his leg excels
all men's; and for a hand, and a foot, and a body,
though they be not to be talked on, yet they are
past compare: he is not the flower of courtesy,
but, I'll warrant him, as gentle as a lamb. Go thy
ways, wench; serve God. What, have you dined at home?
"Sakura is Prettier than anygirl although she is not the most gentle. But I still will support your love."
JULIET
No, no: but all this did I know before.
What says he of our marriage? what of that?
"Who gives a shit and a half about Sakura?"
Nurse
Lord, how my head aches! what a head have I!
It beats as it would fall in twenty pieces.
My back o' t' other side,-O, my back, my back!
Beshrew your heart for sending me about,
To catch my death with jaunting up and down!
"She loves you even though Naruto is the favorite character."
JULIET
I' faith, I am sorry that thou art not well.
Sweet, sweet, sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love?
"Dobe is not the favorite! I am!"
Nurse
Your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a
courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, I
warrant, a virtuous,-Where is your mother?
"SOmeone's jealous." Shizune said smirking.
JULIET
Where is my mother! why, she is within;
Where should she be? How oddly thou repliest!
'Your love says, like an honest gentleman,
Where is your mother?'
"Am not! I'm gonna tell mommy dearest on you!"
Nurse
O God's lady dear!
Are you so hot? marry, come up, I trow;
Is this the poultice for my aching bones?
Henceforward do your messages yourself.
"See this is why you are not the favorite. You are a mommy's boy."
JULIET
Here's such a coil! come, what says Romeo?
"...Get back to the damn kitchen."
Nurse
Have you got leave to go to shrift to-day?
"Cry baby cry baby!" Shizune mocked.
JULIET
I have.
"KITCHEN. NOW DAMNIT!"
Nurse
Then hie you hence to Friar Laurence' cell;
There stays a husband to make you a wife:
Now comes the wanton blood up in your cheeks,
They'll be in scarlet straight at any news.
Hie you to church; I must another way,
To fetch a ladder, by the which your love
Must climb a bird's nest soon when it is dark:
I am the drudge and toil in your delight,
But you shall bear the burden soon at night.
Go; I'll to dinner: hie you to the cell.
"NA-NANA-NA!" She teased while running away. She stuck her tongue out.
JULIET
Hie to high fortune! Honest nurse, farewell.
"PUT THAT TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH, IRUKA'S PENIS IS NOWHERE NEAR HERE!"
Exeunt
SCENE VI. Friar Laurence's cell.
Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and ROMEO
FRIAR LAURENCE
So smile the heavens upon this holy act,
That after hours with sorrow chide us not!
"WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! LALALALALALALALA FIGHTER DREAMERS LALALALALALALALA FIGHTING DREAMERS LALALALALALALALALALALA OYIYOYIYOYIOYIO JUST GO MY WAY! RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW HA! "
NARUTO!
"What?" He said innocently. Like he didn't just piss me off again.
Translate damnit!
"Ok ok..."
"We are good and Ramen is the food of the Gods."
ROMEO
Amen, amen! but come what sorrow can,
It cannot countervail the exchange of joy
That one short minute gives me in her sight:
Do thou but close our hands with holy words,
Then love-devouring death do what he dare;
It is enough I may but call her mine.
"Oh Naruto-kun I want to marry him."
FRIAR LAURENCE
These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey
Is loathsome in his own deliciousness
And in the taste confounds the appetite:
Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;
Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.
"Die hard, Love does sometimes. Inception, Romeo must die."
THOSE ARE MOVIE TITLES DAMNIT!
"Alright alright..."
Enter JULIET
Here comes the lady: O, so light a foot
Will ne'er wear out the everlasting flint:
A lover may bestride the gossamer
That idles in the wanton summer air,
And yet not fall; so light is vanity.
"THERE HE IS! HIIIII SASUKE-KUN!"
JULIET
Good even to my ghostly confessor.
"OH how I wish you were a ghost."
FRIAR LAURENCE
Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, for us both.
"Oi Sasuke thank me!"
JULIET
As much to him, else is his thanks too much.
"For what? Being useless? Oh wait that's Sakura.."
ROMEO
Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy
Be heap'd like mine and that thy skill be more
To blazon it, then sweeten with thy breath
This neighbour air, and let rich music's tongue
Unfold the imagined happiness that both
Receive in either by this dear encounter.
"Sasuke-kun I love you so much..."
JULIET
Conceit, more rich in matter than in words,
Brags of his substance, not of ornament:
They are but beggars that can count their worth;
But my true love is grown to such excess
I cannot sum up sum of half my wealth.
"Sakura I don't want you to misunderstand this, but I don't know how to say it to you so I will just let first five words of this sentence explain how I feel about you."
FRIAR LAURENCE
Come, come with me, and we will make short work;
For, by your leaves, you shall not stay alone
Till holy church incorporate two in one.
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE...MAKE IT DOUBLE...TO-"
GODDAMNIT NARUTO!
ExeuntPersonae
AN-
INUYONAS: AND SCENE! ACT 2 IS COMPLETE!
TAYUYA: WE DID AN AWEESOME JOB RIGHT?
INU: YEAH YOU DID. i WOULD SAY THAT YOU TAYUYA ARE QUICKLY BECOMING A FAN FAVORITE.
SASUKE: BUT SHE ISN'T THE FAVORITE LIKE ME
NARUTO:YOU MEAN ME RIGHT SASUKE?
SASUKE: THAT'S WHAT I SAID...ME
INUYONAS: WHY THE REVIEWERS TELL US WHO THEY LIKE MORE IN THIS FIC...NARUTO OR SASUKE...AND GIVE THE MOST EPIC NARUTO OR SASUKE LINES FROM THIS FIC...