Appa's Wild Dreams
and Ty Lee's Wild Adventures
"I'm not going back in there!" Suki shouted!
The Avatar gaang were gathered in the waiting room, anxiously...well, waiting to see who was the next victim—er patient.
Sokka shrugged. "I've already gone."
"Yeah, me too." Katara agreed.
"The only ones who haven't gone are Bumi, Haru, Uncle, Suki, and Zhao." Aang said.
The remaining five characters all glared at each other, none of them wanting to go.
"Somebody's got to go." Haru pointed out.
Zhao snorted. "Not me."
"You'll never take me alive!" Bumi shouted.
"I uh...I have to um...spend...oh! I have to spend 'quality family time' with Zuko!" Iroh said, grabbing Zuko's arm. "Isn't that right, nephew?"
"Um..."
Iroh squeezed harder. "Isn't that right, nephew."
"Yes, Uncle!" Zuko squeaked.
"Then who's going to go?!" Suki shouted.
"Mwuuaaaa." Appa roared, ambling in.
The five characters looked at Appa, looked at each other, and then back at Appa again.
Suki grinned.
"Moo."
"Hello, Appa. And how are you today?" Dr. Al K. Holic asked.
"Moo, moooo, mwuaaa."
"Oh that's terrible! And what happened in these 'nightmares' of yours?" Dr. Holic asked, leaning forward.
"Moooo, moo moooo moo mwuaaaaa moooo."
"So you were a giant frog?"
"Moo mwuaaaaa."
"Oh, I see. A giant Zelda frog. My mistake. But then what happened?"
"Moo moooo mwuaa mwuooo moo moooo."
"I see. You rode your 'magic carpet' to the mall. What did you do at the mall?"
"Mwuaa moo mmmmmoooooooo roaaaaaaar."
"A harlot?!"
"Moo."
"That is concerning. What, or rather, whom were you doing?"
"Moomooo Mwuuaaa."
"Sherlock Holmes?!"
"Moo!"
"Well...what did he do?"
"Mwuaaa mooo moo roaaaar!"
"He assaultedyou?! What a jerk!"
"Roaaar moo muaaaa mooooo mooomooo."
"And you sold your soul to clown demons! Well, whatever for?!"
"Moooo."
"Well, chocolate frogs are pretty amazing. Were they good?"
"Moo! Mwuaa moo mooooo roooooaar!"
"Oh! I hate that! Why do they even have that waxy chocolate?!"
"Moo, rooaaaaaaar moooooo mooo mooomoo."
"Haha, yeah! If I were you, I'd have used my magical Zelda frog powers on them too!"
"Mwwwaaaaa mooo moo mooooo roaaaar."
"I didn't even know that move was physically possible! How did you do it?!"
"Mooo, moo moooo mwwuaaaaa."
"With your harlot flexibility powers? I thought that was Ty Lee's shtick."
"Moo?"
"Oh, a shtick is derived from the Yiddish word, shtik, meaning 'piece.' But shtick itself means 'comic theme' or 'gimmick'."
"Moo."
"So what happened next?"
"Mooo moo mwuaaaaa rooaaaaar mooo."
"Lucky! I wish I dreamed about the Ouran boys! They are so sexy!"
"Moo moo!"
"Well! I need details!"
"Mwwuuuuaaa moo moooooomoo roooaaar mooo!
"Haninozuka was on top?!"
"Moo!"
"Where were Mori-sempai and Kaoru-kun?!"
"Mooo moo mwuua."
"How come they got to watch?!"
Ms. Liz B. Anne just stared in shock. "Dr. Holic! You can't seriously be pretending to talk to it?!"
"Appa is not an it!" Dr. Holic cried. "Appa is a he!"
"You're both crazy!" Ms. Liz shouted, running from the room.
"Mooo, mwuaa roooar?"
"Oh, it's just her time of the month again." Dr. Holic said dismissively.
"Mwwuuuaaa....moo mooomooo roaaar?"
"Oh yes! I would love to hear more about the Ouran dream!"
a/n: Okay, I know I missed my update deadline, but I have a reason! Actually, I have three.
I was sick.
This week was Home Coming (we lost 18-0)
Personal issues I'd rather not go into.
So, anyway. There are my excuses. You can stop hurting my voodoo doll now.
I think I might continue my stories at the end as a series. I don't think I'll publish it separately just yet, but I'll probably continue The Wild Adventures of Ty Lee in my next couple of updates.
PS: All the stuff that happened in Appa's dream are all things that I have actually dreamed about...-_-; (The Ouran stuff however is merely wishful thinking!) ;D
The Wild Adventures of:
Ty Lee! (TWAT)
Ever since Azula's latest psychotic breakdown, Ty Lee had been feeling very lonely...
Normally, that would mean she would go bug Mai, but Mai and Zuko were kinda sorta maybe ish back together again in their own Nothing Couple way.
Still...Mai might tolerate her for at least a little while, right?
So Ty Lee went in search of Mai.
"Nuhzzz...I don't even care...Mmmphn...don't care...Mummuzzz...care..."
Yes! That was Mai's monotone, mumbling voice!
She crept closer, like a tiger stalking its prey...or a platypus.
"Yeah, yeah, uh huh. Yeah, uh huh, yeah...huh uh. Yeah, yeah, uh huh..."
"Don't care, don't even care...Mmnzzzz...whatever...Zzzzmmm...don't care."
She was almost to the corner...now if she could just make those last two feet...
"Yeah, oh yeah?! Uh uh, yeah, care?! Yeah...yeah, huh? Care! Huh, yeah, yeah!"
She peeked around the corner, preparing to glomp Mai like the giant platager she was...
Crap.
Ty Lee sighed. They were getting into one of their nothing fights again. Must be their time of the month.
She slumped down against the wall and tried to tune out the sound of their fighting. What was she going to do now?
She could vaguely hear Zuko throwing a tantrum about jelly, and Mai being her usual uncaring, emo self, but she still couldn't come up with any good ideas!
"I will break your neck and pour jelly all over your body, and pray to the gods of jelly to burn your soul in a jelly-like hell!" He shouted.
Ty Lee sat up straight. I know what I'm going to do today!