The Random Megaman Parody Show: Third Strike
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Season Finale
One Final Parody of Family Feud
By: The Classic, X, Legends, Zero, Battle Network, and ZX series
Megaman - Well, hot-diggity-damn! It's the season finale and another Family Feud parody. Go figure! Anyways, on my left, we've got the heroes. There's X, Trigger, Zero, Megaman.EXE, and Aile.
(X and Zero are arm wrestling while Trigger and Aile aren't visible.)
Megaman - Sweet Jesus! They're making… They're making… Origami fishies!
(Trigger and Aile hold Origami fishes over the counter.)
Megaman - And, on the other side, we've got the losers! I mean, villains! There's Sigma, Juno, Omega, Wily, and Sherbet. I mean, Serpent.
(Sigma is hitting the palm of his hand with a bat. Juno is using his hand. Omega is using an axe. Wily using his cane. Serpent is using a butcher knife and says 'Ow' every time he pounds it into his palm.)
Megaman - There's a bunch of category's so let's play!
(X and Sigma walk up to the podium.)
Megaman - Top four answers. Name an under-appreciated Classic series boss.
X - -buzzes in- Bumo?
Megaman - Survey says…
Ding!
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Yellow Devil - Bumo!
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Megaman - Sigma?
Sigma - I dunno… Man…
Ding!
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Yellow Devil - Bumo!
Slashman - Two weaknesses
X - Huh?
Megaman - Yeah. Scorch Wheel and Freeze Cracker. Over to the heroes. Trigger, how 'bout it?
Trigger - Probably a boss from MM2.
Megaman - Survey says…
X
Megaman - Zero?
Zero - Probably something from Megaman 2.
Trigger - What?
Megaman - Survey says…
Ding!
Crash Bomb Room - Die To Win
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Yellow Devil - Bumo!
Slashman - Two weaknesses
Trigger - What?!
Megaman - MM2 is not a game. Megaman 2 is.
Trigger - Bastards.
Megaman - EXE?
Megaman.EXE - Probably something from Megaman.
Trigger - No shit.
Megaman - Survey says…
Ding!
Crash Bomb Room - Die To Win
Enker - Redirection
Yellow Devil - Bumo!
Slashman - Two weaknesses
Trigger - Wait… Now I'm just confused… He wasn't in Megaman?
Megaman - Not the one for the NES, but he was in the one for the Gameboy.
Trigger - Whatever.
Megaman - New board. New answers. Trigger, Juno. Front and center.
(Trigger and Juno walk to the podium.)
Megaman - Name a cheap X series boss.
(Everyone present rings a buzzer.)
Trigger - High Max!
Juno - Mijinion!
Audience Guy #1 - Hyenard!
Audience Guy #2 - Double!
Audience Guy #3 - Anteator!
MSX - Your mother!
Zero - Me!
Kinetikai - Everyone from X6, X7, and X8!
(Everyone roars in agreement.)
Damn!
High Max - Fuck!!
Snipe Anteator - Shit!!
Infinity Mijinion - Damn!!
Your mother - Oh snap!!
(Megaman's helmet has been blown off and Megaman's wide-eyed.)
Megaman - Eep… -shakes head- Anyways, round over. I guess… Anyways, Zero, Omega. Front and center.
(Zero and Omega walk to the podium.)
Megaman - Name a reason why Data's so pissed off all the time.
Zero - He's ugly.
Omega - He's got it coming
Zero - He's a monkey.
Omega - He does the monkey.
Zero - He's… ugly…
Omega - We fuck with him.
Zero - He's… an ugly monkey…
Omega - He's annoying.
Megaman - Leave it to Omega to steal the spotlight.
(Omega's holding a spotlight behind his back.)
Omega - Sorry…
Megaman - Well, everything Omega said was on this card. And everything Zero said was retarded.
Zero - Mmm… Bitch…
Megaman - EXE. Wily. Front and center.
(Megaman.EXE and Wily walk to the podium.)
Megaman - Name one of MSX's favorite… animated… movies?
(Everyone turned to MSX.)
MSX - Hey, I like them!
Megaman - Fruit.
X - Loser.
Trigger- Queer.
Zero - Bitch.
MSX - So be it!
(Using his magical mystical author powers, he swaps the contestants.)
Megaman - Um… Okay… Let's see… We've got Megaman Atlas and the Blitzkrieg… Explode Man and Static Man… Cyrus Thorne and Equinox… Averly and Eclipse… And finally… Burrosis and Devianscroo?
MSX - My created characters. My babies…
Averly - Ew…
Megaman - Can we skip this category?
MSX - For now…
Megaman - Thank God… Burrosis. Devianscroo. Front and center.
(Two Pseudoroids walk to the podium.)
Megaman - Name a character that Zero is often paired with in fandom.
(Burrosis buzzes in.)
Burrosis - Iris.
Ding!
Iris - X4
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Megaman - Devianscroo?
Devianscroo - Ciel…
Megaman - Survey says…
Ding!
Iris - X4
Ciel - Z
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Burrosis - Leviathan.
Megaman - Survey says…
Ding!
Iris - X4
Ciel - Z
Leviathan - Z
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Devianscroo - X…
Megaman - Ew… Just… Ew…
Ding!
Iris - X4
Ciel - Z
Leviathan - Z
X - Ew…
Megaman - Double Ew…
MSX - What? People often portray Zero as a girl. I don't know why. Ask them.
Megaman - Whatever. Averly. Eclipse. Front and center!
(Averly and Eclipse walk to the podium.)
Megaman - Name…
Averly - Averly, One big fucker of mothers, at your service.
Megaman - That's pleasant. Name a retarded NetNavi.
(Again, everyone buzzes in.)
Averly - Topman!
Eclipse - Sharkman!
Audience Guy #1 - Kingman!
Audience Guy #2 - Leagueman!
MSX - Your mother!
Pacman - Pac-Man!
Vectorman - Vectorman!
Bomberman - -series of cartoony squeaks-
Batman - I am the night!
Superman - I'm a douchebag.
Caveman - This is so easy, I could it.
Megaman - …I'm at a loss for words. May God have mercy on all of your souls. Except MSX.
MSX - That's because I sold my soul to myself!
Megaman - Ingenious.
(Cyrus and Equinox walk to the podium.)
Megaman - Name a Megaman character that would make a good Biometal.
(Cyrus buzzes in.)
Cyrus - Enker.
Megaman - Understandable.
Ding!
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Enker - Mirror Buster
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Equinox - Bass.
Megaman - Also understandable.
Ding!
Bass - Gospel Boost
Enker - Mirror Buster
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Cyrus - Vile.
Megaman - Ooh…
Ding!
Bass - Gospel Boost
Enker - Mirror Buster
Vile - Shoulder Cannon
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Equinox - Sigma.
Megaman - Uh…
X
Equinox - -holds saber to Megaman's throat- I am always right!
Ding!
Bass - Gospel Boost
Enker - Mirror Buster
Vile - Shoulder Cannon
Sigma - By 'popular' demand
(Explode Man and Static Man replace Cyrus and Equinox at the podium.)
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Megaman - Name one of MSX's favorite animated movies.
Explode Man - Land Before Time? Five?
MSX - Ha!
Ding!
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The Land Before Time - 9/10
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Static Man - Meces.
Megaman - Rhymes with feces?
Static Man - Um… Something by Don Bluth.
Ding!
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The Land Before Time - 9/10
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An American Tail - 8/10
Explode Man - More Don Bluth.
X
Static Man - Something Disney.
MSX - Uh-duh!
Megaman - Specify.
Static Man - Bambi?
MSX - -snorts-
XX
Explode Man - Um… Something Disney… with… machines?
Ding!
The Brave Little Toaster - 10/10
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The Land Before Time - 9/10
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An American Tail - 8/10
(Everyone turns to MSX, who's holding a chainsaw.)
MSX - Make fun of the movie. -revs chainsaw- I dare you.
Megaman - -whispers- Gay…
MSX - -revs chainsaw- Say what?
Megaman - -weakly- Nothing.
Static Man - The Lion King.
Megaman - Oh, yeah! From the Disney parody.
Ding!
The Brave Little Toaster - 10/10
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The Land Before Time - 9/10
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The Lion King - 9/10
An American Tail - 8/10
Explode Man - Uh… I don't know…
XXX
Static Man - Something with Meses.
Megaman - Like?
Static Man - Mouse?
Ding!
The Brave Little Toaster - 10/10
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The Great Mouse Detective - 9/10
The Land Before Time - 9/10
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The Lion King - 9/10
An American Tail - 8/10
MSX - Yay! A winner!
The Brave Little Toaster - 10/10
The Rescuers - 10/10
The Great Mouse Detective - 9/10
The Land Before Time - 9/10
Ferngully - 9/10
Lilo & Stitch - 9/10
The Lion King - 9/10
An American Tail - 8/10
Megaman - Guess you two win. Okay, Static Man first. Ready? Go. Name one of MSX's greatest parodies.
Static Man - Family Feud.
Megaman - Name one of MSX's worst parodies.
Static Man - Religion.
Megaman - Say a funny line from one of MSX's parodies.
Static Man - I smell Negro.
Megaman - Name a parody that MSX canceled.
Static Man - The Hulk.
Megaman - Name a parody that MSX began making, but canceled later.
Static Man - Not Another Teen Movie.
Megaman - Let's see how you did.
Family Feud - 1
Religion - 1
'I smell Negro…' - 1
The Hulk - 1
Not Another Teen Movie - 1
Static Man - Oh balls!
Megaman - Explode Man. You ready?
Explode Man - Yes.
Megaman - Name one of MSX's greatest parodies.
Explode Man - Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
Megaman - Name one of MSX's worst parodies.
Explode Man - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Megaman - Say a funny line from one of MSX's parodies.
Explode Man - I'm warning you! -Warning!- -Warning!-
Megaman - Name a parody MSX canceled.
Explode Man - Citizen Kane.
(Everyone stops and slowly turns to him.)
MSX - What? That movie's boring! I was asleep within ten minutes of it! How can you parody a movie while you're sleeping?!
Megaman - Blasphemy.
MSX - Yeah? Well, shove it up your fuckhole!
Megaman - Right… Name a parody MSX started, but canceled later.
Explode Man - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
MSX - Same concept.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - 34
Indiana Jones/ Last Crusade - 33
'I'm warning you! -Warning! Warning!- - 90
Citizen Kane - Blasphemy! - 5
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - 33
Megaman - So convenient, yet so obvious. Well, that's it for now. Will we see you again? Let's hope not.
Epilogue
Aftermath III
"And… cut!" Everyone sighs and MSX's creations vanish. "What now?" MSX sits back. "We get a few weeks off." Zero dunks his hand as Spider walks up. "Myes?" Spider pointed and accusing finger at MSX. "Of all the shit you had to pull…" MSX gave the puppy lip. "What's wrong? Not enough screen time?"
Spider growled. "I can deal with finishing a few weeks late, but ending an entire season in about a month?! What kind of shit is that?!" MSX gave 'that look' to the screen. "It's more… what's the proper phrase? More time conservative?" Spider growled. "So?!" MSX snorted. "So, have you seen the list of fics I've yet to write?"
MSX whistled and Clyde backs a dump truck through the wall. "Don't dump my ideas! I do that enough already!" Clyde gave the thumbs-up as everyone turned to MSX. "I also forgot to add some stuff to my parodies." Aile raised an eyebrow. "Like what?"
MSX opened up an old-fashioned scroll. "I forgot to mention the sequel to Pocahontas, which was released around the same time as Aladdin. Again, not that great of a movie. Then, I forgot to mention how Disney's plot for world domination was foiled by a man named Don Bluth, who created some of the greatest animated movies of all time."
Everyone began exchanging looks. "What? I like animated movies. They're entertaining." Trigger sighed. "About the 60 Minutes parody…" MSX nodded. "I meant it. Is this the end? Or, is it just the beginning of something new? It's up to them."
MSX pointed at the screen and X raised an eyebrow. "Your pointing at a camera." MSX scoffed. "You know what I mean!" MSX pulled out a list. "Random Parody Show trilogy… Check!" MSX sat back in his chair. "Well, no screaming today. It's all up to the viewers. So, let's end on a positive note." MSX snapped his fingers and everyone turned into a chicken. "End!!"