Dear Fanfiction

by our dancing days

... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.

36. Sincerely, the Non-Existent Pairing

Dear Fanfiction,

You have tributes called Kale?

I mean... Kale?

We're completely offended over here. It's a great name, and all, but... Kale?

Sincerely, the Non-Existent Pairing, Katniss and Gale.

P.S. Also, the vegetable kale is also extremely displeased, and you should expect a detailed account of its traumas within the week. Thank you.

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Responses. I will get round to them. MASSIVE thank you to GreenDayxSockMonkey, Isabella Katniss and Symptoms of Insanity!

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