A/N: Alrighty, so I'm going to try and have at least two updates before .ezust goes to a camp thing. :P I have no idea who this person is but she threatened to kill David Tennants hair if I didn't update twice before August 4th :P However, I will only update once for sure. I might update again before then, but I have a lot going on :P This is what I do for people who leave reviews that I like! :) Please enjoy this next chapter!

The first episode had been finished. The group of Companions, Doctors, Radieren's (Alli had snuck back in to cause mischief) and Fan girl sat there, most of them not really sure how to react to what they just saw.

"How," Mickey began as he turned to Rose, a slight frown on his face. "Did you think that manikin looked me? I don't look like that!"

"I swear, it looked real!" Rose argued as Nine hid a smile.

"Well, BBC does have a low budget, it could be that it looked real in real life," Darcy explained as they all got up, stretching and yawning. It hadn't been that long, but they were all ready to go do something instead of just watching TV. That was when the always trying to escape Ten got an idea. A rather mischievous idea, if I do say so myself.

"Let's watch another episode!" He declared, a glint in his eyes.

"What are you planning?" Rainy asked suspiciously as he sat down and started to play the next episode. He motioned her over to sit next to him, glancing around the room. Halie was currently occupied. Perfect.

"An escape plan," he whispered into her ear, pretending like he was just leaning his head against her shoulder. "If we sit and watch TV all day, the viewers will get bored and the show shall be canceled!"

"What's that I hear?" Alli thought to herself as she hovered next to Ten and Rainy. "Another escape plan Ten? Oh you foolish Time Lord! You're so funny."

With a pop Alli appeared right in front of the two, a rather loud scream of shock coming from both of their mouths.

"Shame on you Ten, shame!" Alli declared, dread setting into the Time Lords stomach. "Another escape plan? Haven't you learned already?"

"What are you even doing here?" Ten asked rudely, Rainy slapping his shoulder as she shook her head. "Oh, sorry, that was rude. What I mean is, aren't you supposed to be on vacation?"

"I came back early!" She declared, Halie giving her a deadpanned unamused expression.

"What did you do?" Nine asked Ten with a glare as he backed away from the Radieren, who had a malicious smirk on.

"He was going to get this show canceled by being boring and just watching episodes all the time," Alli declared, River face palming along with Donna as Darcy glanced around nervously, Eleven explaining to Clara that Ten always tried to escape and it usually ended in his embarrassment. "And, since Rainy here was unknowingly trying to escape, I have decided you will all be punished!"

"What?!" Amy demanded angrily as Donna started sassing the Radieren along with Nine.

"You all just sat around for forty minutes and watched yourself on a Television, not including that popcorn break, it was rather boring and we lost a lot of viewers," Alli stated as she shook her head sadly. "I am sorry to say, you shall be turned into something that has a very dangerous life. They rarely survive a week and their worst enemy has large claws and fangs."

"You're a complete psychopath," Clara whispered as she moved a little closer to Eleven.

"I try," Alli smiled and snapped her fingers, the world going completely black for everyone, excluding Halie the Radieren.

*Break line!*

Slowly, Ten woke up. The first thing he noticed was how light he felt. The second thing he noticed was his vision was much larger than usual and third… he noticed he was floating in the air.

"SHE TURNED US INTO BALLOONS?!" Amy asked in a slightly shrilled voice as she floated towards the ceiling. She was a bright red balloon, her face drawn on the balloon with incredible detail.

"NOOOOOO!" Everyone tried to turn towards the voice of Darcy, a nice light blue balloon that had a long purple string. "David, your hair is gone!"

It was true. In place of his amazing, wonderful, magical hair was a rather poorly drawn image of it. His little, sharpie drawn mouth fell open and a loud sound echoed around the room. It sounded like air getting let out of a balloon, but in reality it was Ten screaming.

"Help! Help!" Rory shouted, everyone trying to turn to look at him now. Rory was a Roman Gold colored balloon, who was currently floated towards a table filled with thumbtacks.

"Rory!" Amy shouted as she tried to float closer to him. It wouldn't help any though, for she didn't have hands. Balloons truly do have a hard life.

"I'll save you!" Eleven declared as he suddenly got a very strange expression over his tiny balloon face. He was a polka doted purple balloon with white polka dots. Suddenly, the area that tied the balloon together to keep air in undid itself and Eleven went racing around the room, landing in a heap on the floor. He was dead.

"AAAAH!" Almost everyone screamed, their voices sounding as if they were on helium.

"Doctor!" Clara cried as they stared at the shriveled up balloon corpse.

"Amy!" Rory landed on the thumbtacks, a loud pop sounding through the air as he exploded.

"Rule three! Remember rule three! No killing!" Ten shouted frantically as he drifted towards the carpet.

"TEN!" Rainy tried to float towards him, the Doctor accepting his fate.

"If it's my last chance to say it, Madame De Pompadour I—" Ten landed on the thumbtack, a shout of pain echoing around the room, Rose thinking how strangely familiar that seemed and Darcy broke into tiny balloon tears.

"I don't want to gooooo!" He shouted as he slowly deflated, Darcy wailed loudly. It was at that moment Eleven suddenly appeared, not in balloon form but in Time Lord form. He glanced around the room, a look of complete confusion over his face.

"Aren't I supposed to be dead?" He asked and looked at the balloons. Rory then appeared next to them, but something was off with these two… Eleven had sharp scissors for hands and Rory was a large thumbtack.

"This day is just full of wonderful surprises," Rory deadpanned as he hopped towards the corner, avoiding the balloons. A loud pop filled the room, Alli and Halie entered together.

"Last balloon alive wins!" They announced before they popped away. Determination set into the remaining balloon's eyes. This was war. But, balloons are very bad at navigating, so instead of breaking out into an awesome battle they continued to just float around, trying to avoid sharp objects.

"Meow," everyone froze as the balloons slowly positioned themselves towards the couch.

"Why am I a cat?" Ten questioned. To say he was cute, would be like saying his hair was only slightly awesome. A complete understatement.

"Oh, my, gosh," Darcy whispered, her eyes surprisingly cartoon-ish as she stared in awe at the cute tiny kitten. Slowly, Jack Harkness floated towards a safe corner. Ten's kitten eyes widened as he crouched down, his shoulders moving ever so slightly. His tail whipping back and forth. So, it wasn't really that safe of a corner.

"Uh, Jack?" Clara called out, a deathly silence filling the air.

"AH!" Jack shrieked as Ten pounced, barely missing the balloon and bouncing into the wall. He was quick to recover though. Five seconds later a loud pop filled the air and Jack Harkness was no more. Only Martha, Mickey, Rose, Donna, Amy, Clara, Darcy, Rainy, Nine and The Master were still alive.

"Meow!" Kitten Ten was having a blast! He was jumping around the room, trying to reach the balloons.

"I have a sudden urge to try and give you all high fives," Eleven stated, a gasp sounding off around the room. It was at that moment, Rory suddenly teleported to the middle of the room, the top of his now extremely sharp head barely missing The Master.

"I just… teleported randomly," Rory whispered. This room, just got a lot more dangerous.

"Somebody help me or I swear I will kill you all!" Donna shouted as Ten pounced towards her, his claw barely nicking her balloon nose. But a nick was all it took. She shot out around the room, screaming her tiny head off before landing in a heap on the floor, Ten wasting no time in trying to eat it. The balloons held their breath as they waited for Donna to reappear.

"Mwhahahaha," Donna's voice filled the air as the carpet blinked away, replaced by grass. Ten shot five feet into the air and took off running under the couch. "I shall have my revenge!"

Rory teleported again, this time, his head poking Amy.

"I'm sorry!" Rory shouted as Amy deflated, shouting angry words at her husband.

"I will survive! I will survive! Hey-heyeee!" Darcy sang loudly as she floated higher into the air. "AAAGH! NO! THERE'S A FAN!"

The moment she was caught in the air draft she shot towards the ground, Donna shooting her grass blades into the air and popping Darcy's fragile skin. She exploded, sending balloon pieces everywhere and scaring little Kitten Ten once again. Amy appeared moments after Darcy's death as a little girl. She glanced around the room, looked down at herself and smirked. Little kids loved to play with balloons.

"Ow! Quite stepping on me!" Darcy shouted as Eleven stepped on the grass.

"Sorry!" Eleven quickly got off as Amy raced around the room, throwing the balloons higher into the air, little terrified screams coming from their mouths. Kitten Ten happily pounced around the room, attacking the strings attached to the remaining balloons.

"Bad Ten kitty, bad!" Rose shouted as he was about to kill her. The kitten paused, cocked his head to the side as his ears flattened. His eyes widened and he slowly stepped back. "Oh, no-no I'm sorry!"

"You evil, cruel woman!" Rainy shouted as she drifted closer. "You hurt his feelings!"

"It wasn't my fault," Rose stated quietly. The two balloons glanced around. No kitten in sight. "Where'd he go?"

"High five Clara! I cannot resist the urge!" Eleven shouted as he slammed his hand into Clara's horrified face. Darcy's eye's suddenly appeared on the large fan.

"Hey guys!" She called down, a chuckle in her voice. "I'm a fan girl! Get it? Haha!"

"We are doomed," Nine groaned as Darcy started to blow the fan even harder, The Master shooting down into Donna's green grasp. (Grass-p! haha, get it?! Yeah, I'm good.)

"Team work!" Donna shouted in triumph as The Master died. Darcy purses her lips (well, she didn't really have lips. She was a fan. But if she did have lips she would have pursed them!) This was a lot like the Hunger Games. People were trying to kill each other, there could only be one person left. She had to admit, it was a lot more fun and entertaining since they were balloons and didn't actually die. So, she figured it was okay.

"What the heck!" The Master shouted as he appeared. You would think since he was an awesome person that he would turn into something equally as awesome, but no… The Master was a butterfly net.

"Yay!" Amy cheered as she grabbed him and started flinging him around the air, trying to catch the remaining balloons. Just as she was about to catch Nine though, The Master changed yet again… This time, instead of a regular net that was harmless, the net was on fire.

"AGH!" Nine shouted as the fire engulfed him and he burned to a crisp. Only Martha, Rose, Rainy and Mickey were left. Rory teleported once again, this time barely missing Mickey who let out a loud shout of surprise.

"YOU ARE MINE!" Ten kitten shouted as he pounced in the air, coming out of nowhere and landed on the balloon, claws sinking deep into his ballooney flesh. POP! Ten jumped three feet in the air, hair standing on end as he raced away in the other direction, the popping sound once again scaring him away. The only people left were Martha, Rose and Rainy now. Rose and Martha glanced at each other before turning towards Rainy. You see, they didn't care for her so much. Both of them were over Ten, yet they still didn't like when he was in love with someone else.

"Stay back," Rainy whispered as the balloons floated closer, Rainy moving back. But, sad for her she wasn't watching the air drafts and shot down into Donna. Moments later, Rainy along with Mickey reappeared. Rainy was one of the cutest kittens ever. Mickey was a bird. Rainy Kitten along with Ten Kitten looked at Mickey with wide, hunger filled eyes before attacking. Mickey squawked loudly as he flew into the air, clawing at the balloons and trying to stay away from the cats. Chaos was everywhere. Nine appeared in the middle of the room.

"What am I supposed to be?" He asked as he looked down at himself. He was a normal time lord… or was he?

"Watch the ears!" Rose shrieked as she barely avoided his extra-large and very sharp ears.

"Oh, so he gets to be regular old Nine only with knives for ears and I get to be a butterfly net!" The Master rolled his eyes. It was at that moment Nine's head started to spin, leaving his body in the same place.

"AGH!" Martha shrieked as the ear caught her and she was dramatically popped.

"WE HAVE A WINNER!" Allie appeared, making the chaos stop. "Rose, The Bad Wolf, has won!"

With a loud pop, everyone appeared in the living room, in their normal bodies.

"Wait," Ten spoke up as he glanced around. "Where did Jack go?"

"OH NO! HE'S ACTUALLY DEAD!" Darcy shouted as she fell to the ground. All three Doctors scratched their heads, wondering if he was indeed dead.

"Hey guys," Jack greeted as he entered the room, a bag of chips in his hands.

"Why weren't you in the room?" Ten asked as he cocked his head to the side.

"The Radieren's thought I've already died enough," Jack shrugged as he sat down casually on the couch.

"But I've died loads of times," Rory complained as he sat down in a huff. "Not fair."

The companions and Doctors started to get more comfortable as they chatted about what had just happened.

"Yes!" Allie fist pumped Halie. They had their views back!

A/N: Sooo, whatcha think? :D A lot longer than my last chapter! :D Tell me what you thought! Disclaimer?

Ten: She doesn't own—

Balloon companions: She doesn't own us!

Ten: D: That's not fair!

Anywho Review!