A/N: I'm back yet again, as it's a Saturday night and I get inspired when I'm on vacation. I hope you guys like the daily updates as much as I do. Even though I said (at the beginning of this story) that I would try these daily, but it never really happened, so...
THE DAILYS ARE BACK GUYSSSSSS OR I GUESS FOR NOW HEHEHE
yeah so like i own nothing as usual
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35) Bruce, quit hitting everything when you're having a bad day.
Bruce stomped through the door, pushing a table over as he angrily walked in. It was one of his days where everything was just pissing him off, especially Tony.
The playboy would not stop annoying the scientist while they were working. As soon as Bruce was about to say something about what they were working on, Tony would interrupt with something completely irrelevant.
Mostly ideas on how to seduce Jarvis.
Bruce was actually trying to work on the project, but getting progressively more pissed off at Tony's antics. Expirimenting with chemicals while hearing your science partner talking about seducing a robot and singing "Do you like it boy yeah I want want want what ya want want want..." could get annoying after a few minutes.
Finally, after hearing too much pick-up lines and perverted lyrics, Bruce had had enough. He turned towards Tony and glared at him, about to really let him have it, when he noticed the playboy at it again with his pervertedness.
"Would Jarvis enjoy this?" Tony asked, holding a bottle of icing and spraying it on himself, all while proclaiming "It's not even my birthday, but he wanna lick the icing off, icing off...".
"Okay, how the fuck are you still in this team?" Bruce yelled. "I'm actually trying to work here, while you're talking about seducing a robot! What the fuck is your problem?!"
"Well, you know how I am." Tony remarked. "You know I've been trying to get with him for months."
"Is that some kind of hidden fantasy of yours?!" Bruce snapped.
"It's not very hidden anymore." Tony admitted.
Bruce had enough. He stormed out of the lab and into the living room, where he was currently hitting most of the furniture. Chairs, tables, and papers flew across the room as the scientist pretty much let everything that he had been holding back for months go.
"Jeez man, what the hell is goin' on with you?" Tony asked, coming into the room just in time to catch a small stool. "Hey, throwing stuff?" He held up the stool. "Is that really necessary?"
"Leave me the fuck alone!" Bruce hollered, throwing a table at Tony, which hit the playboy and sent him flying into a wall.
"Look, I'm sorry if I came off as a pervert back there." Tony began. Bruce stopped and turned toward him. "Why don't we just start this over, I'll stop asking you how to seduce Jarvis, you stop throwin' stuff, and we'll go back to work.
Bruce sighed and put down the chair. "...fine."
"Good." Tony said, the two of them going back to the lab.
"But seriously, can't you ever act normal?" Bruce asked on the way there.
"Hmmm...no." Tony admitted.
Bruce had to hide a smile. Tony pissed him off, but the playboy was still his science partner, and one of his only friends.
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A/N: Wow Tony. First you sing Katy Perry, and now it's Rihanna. StarClan help us all (Warriors book reference). Btw, the two that he was singing were "Rude Boy" and "Birthday Cake".
So yeah, even though Tony pisses Bruce the fuck off, the two are still really good friends for some reason. ;)
I don't really know what to say, other than the fact that I hit things when I'm angry too. My mom always tells me before school to not Hulk out.
R & R please. :D
