Greetings! Here's the next update as promised! And Merry Christmas! I don't have a Christmas-y TARDIS-bite, so we'll have to settle with this one for now (unless anyone has a suggestion...). And yes, I "borrowed" the title from the song, so sue me. Actually, don't.
Less than a week to the Special! Sadly, I won't be able to watch it, so nobody give it away!
And remember to review! Reviews count as Christmas presents!
Title: Shot Through the Heart
Episode: Let's Kill Hitler
Okay, first off, THAT FREAKIN' HURT!
Second, WHAT THE HECK?
Thief! Its hurts! It really hurts! I do not like this Child of Time at all. She's too violent. I mean, she's always a bit unpredictable, but this one's downright dangerous. State of Temporal Grace indeed, you never got around to fixing that circuit after that Cyberman shot it and... well, yes...
I seriously hate it when people shoot me. It is &^*$ annoying, and it hurts, and it's not fun, and…
I feel faint…
…What a nice view of Europe…
Oh look… Berlin, we're here…
Oh crap… Berlin, we're here!
Brace yourselves!
…Oh… that hurt more… a lot more… I hate crashing into buildings. I hate crashing into anything in general. Crashing is bad… crashing is very bad… oh TARDIS that hurt…
That's it, everyone out, I need to run a few recovery and repair systems before going anywhere. And I swear, next person to show up with a gun, I will not let them in. Except the Child of Time. But that's the only exception, and only because I have to.
Oh my aching Time Rotor…