Me: You ka chi haaaa!

Kyo: What the hell does that mean?

Me: Nothing I just felt like doing that

Yukiko: Can we get on with it please-clutches at swollen stomach-

Momiji: For Yukiko-chan

Haru: Moove on

Songo: Uh?

Ayame: This woman has no claim whatsoever to my darling brother/sister or her/his boyfriend Kyonkichi

Kyo: Don't call me that!

Black Haru: So you admit to being Yukiko's boyfriend uh well you pussy!

-Conversation continues-

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Yuki's Really A Girl

Summer Vacation

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It was summer vacation, the Sohma were just waiting for the results to come in. Most of the household was waiting for Yukiko's results especially after all the pleading done by Shigure and Hatori to convince the principle to let her stay to finish her last year. In another month the Sohmas would be going on a vacation; destination unknown until someone pries it from Shigure's lips.

"Hey, hey everyone listen, listen the mailman just gave me Yukiko and Kyo's results and they're going to T.U!" Momiji screamed hopping around like a little bunny rabbit. Silence filled the room pouring into every crack until Kyo broke it with a heated shout. "You little brat who told you to look through my results?!!" The hare cursed screamed as Kyo noggied him. "Aaahhhh Kyo's hurting me."

"Kyo stop picking on Momiji" Yukiko said, pulling out her own results. To no ones surprise she got Ones but Kyo got Ones in every subject too so that was a surprise. "A toast to my little sister and Kyonkichi-"

"Don't call me that!"

"For their wonderful grades. Hip, hip hoorah!" The cheers sounded one after the other and a party commenced.

At one in the morning she finally finished putting the younger ones to sleep. She sighed, listening to the party crazy animals downstairs. "Hehehe, looks like someone is ready for mother hood." She tensed then relaxed. "Kyo can I ask you a question?"

He entered the room taking her question as permission to enter. "Sure ask away" He took a seat next to Yukiko and tried to listen carefully." Why didn't you freak out when you found out I was a girl?" He blinked, wondering what that was about. "Well…" Kyo just scratched his head "Some how I've always known you were a girl –sort of-" He shrugged. "Oh" She turned her head to an empty corner of her room.

Two weeks later the gang was pulling out to go to who knew where on Shigure's Twisted Vacation Trip. Even the lovable rice ball Tohru knew nothing about it. After awhile three cars pulled up in front of a huge hotel. 'We're here' Yukiko thought climbing out of the car. She looked up; at seven months pregnant she really shouldn't be on her feet, after all a lot of Sohma children were born premature from stressed mothers every year. She went into the lobby watching as couples with children walked in an out with little smiles and screams of joy.

Her boyfriend of five months came and sat next to her grumbling under his breath. "What?" She asked looking at him. "That hentai just booked us a lovers' suite." She snorted at the thought. "Well you'll be sleeping on the couch" She said, getting up and going to the elevators. "What floor are we on?" He walked up behind her. "36" He said, calling down the elevator.

Many sun rose and many moons fell, many stars smiled before that day in August. At 3:09:58 exactly, a cry filled the air, waking the cat who stumbled out of bed. "What! What!" He screamed, looking around to see who was attacking them. A low moan filled the air and a chocked sob came from Yukiko's parted lips. "Kyo, get Hatori" She whispered, "Why?"

"Because you idiot my water broke!" She screamed, calming down and waiting for the next contraction. "Oh god" He muttered, getting up and running to get Hatori. An hour later, one doctor and two children were seen getting out of a cab in front of a hospital. "AAAHHH!" She clutched at the nearest object in pain tears reaching her eyes. 'This hurts when would it stop' she was crying out right. It hurt like hell. Hatori pulled out his ID and quickly got them a room and a wheelchair. "Hurry up Kyo!" He said, reaching a room and opening a door as Yukiko whimpered.

They lifted her onto a bed and dressed her in a hospital gown. Hatori moved around to her legs. Checking for the usual; dilution, contractions and the like; she screamed again, trying to get out of the bed. 'I can't do this, I just can't' she thought trying to leave and then screaming loudly as a contraction ripped through her. Kyo kept a firm grip on her and made sure to tune his mind out from the blood curling screams that were making his blood run cold. "Alright, Yukiko when I say push you push and not a moment before" He raised a needle and injected some sedative into her arm. "That should dull the pain." He whispered, before going back to his position.

"Does it hurt?"

She shook her head, the pain dulling.

"Are you pushing?"

Again she shook her head, lying. She gasped and grunted, trying not to make him know. "Stop pushing Yukiko, you can hurt yourself." He said, "And your baby" She whimpered.

"Push" She hunched her shoulders and pushed begining the process of child birth.

Ten hours later at 2:07:44 Yukiko Sohma gave birth to a baby girl weighing in at 5 pounds and 10 ounces.

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Me: Thank God I'm done. This was the most hellish chapter I've ever written but now it's over Yay!

Kyo: Thank you

Haru: Dude there's still one more chapter.

Kyo: Crap

Me: Don't curse in front of the baby