This story will be ending soon, but I am not done with DxD fanfiction. I have another story I am working on, The Beast and the Dragon, then I have another DxD story I am still working on in my head. I am not sure if I will write it or not... cause it might be kinda strange xD
It was the day after the party. There was another party that was going on and Issei was getting ready. It was a Christmas Party which was going to be there all week along. Christmas presents, mistletoes, egg nog, apple cider, and a ton of food and party games. His peerage was already at the party, but he stayed behind. He wanted to wait until the peerage left.
Issei opened up a portal and put his head into it.
"WAKEY WAKEY EREBUS!"
Erebus woke up, startled and he glared at Issei.
"I will kill you one of these days." Erebus said, grumpy.
"Oh hush. There is a big Christmas party this entire week at the Gremory castle. Wanna come?"
"Ah, I did wanna experience Christmas once... sure ill go... but you did not need to Issei me awake. You can just call me through your mind you know."
"But where's the fun in that?"
Issei was sent into a wall by Erebus who just breathed at him.
"I will kill you." Erebus said, going with Issei to the party.
They both arrived at the party and went their seperate ways. Issei found himself going over to the food table, wanting to eat. He took a plate and gathered up a ton of food, going over to a table to eat. He was starving.
Erebus was currently with Sirzechs, Micheal and Azazel, talking about whatever they talk about. Erebus was in his small dragon form, so he was able to be there without crushing everyone.
The peerage were currently off and about doing whatever. Rias was with Sona, Akeno was with Koneko and Kiba talking with some other people. Ophis was here as well, though she was standing near Issei. She was watching him, always curious to what he does. Kuroka was doing bad kitty things, like pranking people or taking food from people. She was also quite sought after by the males at the party.
Sirzechs and Azazel approached Issei who swallowed the last of his meal, so he looked up at them.
"Yes?" Issei asked.
"Wanna perform a song with us?"
"Sounds like fun. What did you have in mind?"
"A couple things unless you have something better."
"Hmmm... I think I do... since Micheal is here... heh heh heh." Issei, Azazel and Sirzechs went to the stage nearby, and Issei gave them the song... they both knew it by heart, considering it was an awesome song no matter what.
They began to start the song, just by regular talking.
[Sirzechs, Issei & Azazel]
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
[Sirzechs]
I wanna do it
[Azazel]
Let's draw straws
[Issei]
Jack said we should work together
[Azazel]
Three of a kind
[Sirzechs]
Birds of a feather
[Issei]
Now and forever
The song now picks up.
[Sirzechs, Issei & Azazel]
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
[Issei]
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
[Sirzechs]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
[Sirzechs, Issei & Azazel]
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
[Issei]
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
[Sirzechs & Issei]
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
[Sirzechs, Issei & Azazel]
That he will cook him rare
Wheeee!
[Sirzechs]
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more
[Issei]
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
[Sirzechs & Issei]
And the Jack will beat us black and green
[Sirzechs, Issei & Azazel]
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
[Sirzechs & Issei]
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
[Azazel]
He'll be so pleased by our success
[Sirzechs]
That he'll reward us too, I bet
[Sirzechs & Azazel]
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
[Sirzechs, Issei, & Azazel]
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
[Issei]
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
[Azazel]
I'm not the dumb one
[Sirzechs]
You're no fun
[Issei]
Shut up!
[Sirzechs]
Make me
[Issei]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
[Issei]
Until his curiousity
[Sirzechs, Issei & Azazel]
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
The song ended with Micheal rolling his eyes, Gabriel rolling her eyes and Grayfia rolling her eyes. They just sighed as they thought the three guys on stage were just a bunch of morons, which was true.
Issei jumped off stage and went over towards his peerage which gathered for the song, and he laughed.
"You guys didn't like it?"
"We did... it was just strange to hear it for Christmas." Rias said with a chuckle.
"I do like the idea of beating with sticks... perhaps you could help me out later Issei?" Akeno winked at him.
Kuroka purred and licked the shell of Isseis ear. "Nya, you are such a naughty boy. Beating up an old man." Issei shuddered from her affections. Koneko stomped on Isseis foot, still jealous about sharing with her sister.
"Ow Koneko. That hurts." Issei said, jumping up on one foot. All the girls, except Koneko, just started to laugh. Issei was such a moron yet they loved him. They loved him to death.
The party went on for several hours, and Issei got several presents from different people. He got a car from Sirzechs, some one dollar bills from Azazel with a note that had a wink on it, a pass into heaven for a week which extended for his peerage by Micheal and Gabriel. His peerage did not get him a present, but they were his presents that night. Grayifa also got him something. She got him some... toys that he could use on his girls. Issei was pretty embarrassed by that gift which he unwrapped at home.
Read. Review. Meh. Moo. I do not own the song. Nightmare before Christmas does. I just wanted to use it.