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AN: Thanks for all reviews and suggestions!
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What is your name and full age?
Godric Gryffindor, the brave! And what's 'full age'? Is that a typo?
Describe yourself.
Well, er, I'm noble! Yeah! And I don't have a chronic disease that makes me steal a lot of stuff. Yeah… I don't…. hehe…
Where are you?
Stealing Salazar's stash of- Wait! I mean, er, uh… NOT stealing Salazar's stash of beer. Yeah, that's it…
What are your likes?
Stealing brains. That's where I go the brains for the sorting hat. BUT I didn't steal the brains! Yeah… I'm just a normal, regular, non-having a chronic disease causing you to steal random things person.
What are your dislikes?
My fingers. WHY MUST THEY STEAL STUFF ON THEIR OWN ACCORD? No! Just forget I said that, alright?
What are you thinking about right now?
Do you suppose they sell straight jackets, finger size? Not that I need them…. Hehe…
What's your favorite saying?
I DON'T STEAL!
Who is the most irksome person you know?
My healer, for not being able to cure my fingers. DARN HIM! Must not steal quill…. Self restraint… Eurgh….
How tricky do you think you are?
Tricky? Heeeelllooo? I was the one who stole the Slytherin points glassy thingy lat week… oops… if anyone asks, I said nothing…
Would you rather hack off your fingers, or never stop your bad habit?
I don't know about hacking off my fingers, but I'd gladly shove them into a straight jacket…
What if your friend bought a giant cheese wheel?
I'D STEAL IT! Fine, it's out in the open! I have a chronic disease thingy that makes my fingers steal stuff on their own accord! There!
What are you usually doing during the day?
Stealing. Particularly Salazar's stuff, cause Helga can break my back, and Rowena, well, she's so paranoid, she chooses only smart kids, so they can create very safe security systems for her. I choose brave kids who'll protect me when I steal something of Helga's and she comes to break my back. Yeah… so I prefer stealing Salazar's stuff…
What was your biggest wish?
To stop my chronic disease. You know what? I think you're just trying to mock me! I hate you for that! I'm going to where you can never bother me again! I can't believe the questions below! And I'm taking the quill with me!
Have you ever stolen something before?
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Thief or crook?
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