A/N: To begin this thank you again thank you for reading my fic um you will all be invited to PawPaw's wedding when that will happen I'll let you know all I know is that he said come as you are, I think he got church and wedding mixed up. Special shout out to Denise and Mary you know why!
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Sam's POV
"Good Morning." I kissed Cedes on the cheek. "I'm going to go use the bathroom then I'm coming back to talk to Alexandra she and I need to have a long talk." I dropped a number 1, washed my hands brush my teeth I get back in bed. "Alexandra." I kissed her belly. "Wake up little one give daddy a kick to let him know that you are up I see you moving. So, sempu is going to give you your Na'vi lesson I've been slacking because I've been so busy but it's the bye week and I got all the time in the world to make you bilingual but before we began sempu I was looking his account I need you to verify that you made these purchases alright. So this is how we're going to do it you know the rules by now. Did you buy a tambourine? No kicks. Hmm… Did you buy a set of curtains?"
Mercedes tapped my shoulder. "Sam, why do you have all your credit card bills on my stomach?"
"I'm just showing Alexandra J all of the damage she's done from inside the womb, a fetus has a credit, not just any credit card, mine! Did anyone stop to think how she did this?"
A knock came at the door. "Come in TJ and Conniehey."
Arf [Good Morning, what's up with all these papers, I'm already potty trained via tree and hydrant.]
"Morning mommy and daddy, mommy what's daddy doing?"
"And right here you made a purchase for $150 I don't know what you purchased but those people happily took my money."
"Daddy is just being daddy, how did the both of you sleep?"
I lifted up Mercedes shirt. "Enough of that now it's time for sempu to give you your Na'vi lessons we're going to squeeze in one right quick okay. Now don't kick me this time."
"Good, no dream mommy can we snuggle before I have to get ready for school."
"Always baby get up under the covers we can watch daddy and Alexandra communicate."
Arf [Good I had a dream I was biting Tank in the balls thankfully he did not taste like chicken because if he had I know he was up in Sarah yuck!]
"We're learning phrases. oel ngati kameie means "I see you", let sempu put it like this as in I see you making purchases, next phrase is nga za'u ftu peseng, that means, "where do you come from?", which is a good question because I don't think there has ever been a fetus like you baby was TJ like this? Morning TJ."
"Morning daddy, is Alexandra kicking back?"
"No, I'm surprised." I laid my head on her belly. "She usually kicks me by….ow! That hurt."
Alexandra J's POV
Hehehehehehe I tried to be a good little fetus for as long as I could listening to that damn Na'vi but my foot, my foot couldn't handle it anymore and I sorta injured Cinny. Sorry Cinny.
Cinny – I'm fine you just too strong next time give me a warning so I can move my fur just grew back now half of me is bald. I'll vacuum it up.
Cinny we don't have a vacuum I'll order us one should we get a Roomba I don't think mommy has enough room enough for that. I'll check and see we can watch YouTube videos to decide which one is the best one.
Mercedes POV
"Come here baby let me kiss it." I kissed his cheek. "Feel better?"
"Oh yeah, it does your lips are magical your daughter is a little hard kicker might have to get put her in soccer if she keeps kicks up. It's been a minute since we've all cuddled like this, just family time, and think in 6 more months Alexandra will be here then I can ask her how she got my credit card number."
"Daddy Alexandra can't play soccer yet she has to grow! Daddy you in know Tank was at the game? He asked me a few questions I wish my crazy aunts where there with their weapons of choice to get him and I wish I had my glow in the dark hatchet." TJ smacked his fist into his palm. "I hate him."
"Thaddeus, you know about that word."
"But mommy it's the truth I hate him or dislike him he made my life a living hell and yours too mommy and I'm only five."
Arf [I hate him too and I don't even know him.]
I lifted his chin in my hand. "Yes, he did but I don't want to hear that word out of you again you understand we been through hell and back but we made it through and we'll get through whatever comes our way. Okay. Did you always dislike him?"
"Yes, I did! Mommy you know why I always peed on him and not you, it was because I didn't like him neither did my wee-wee it knew when to pee on him I always tried to aim it in his eye see if I could knock one out."
Sam spit out his water laughing. "That's funny! I was not expecting that!" He patted his chest. "That's great story! "
"What's so funny?" She gasped. "Awww look at the 4 of you and Alexandra all snuggled in bed together, Mercedes I'm about to start breakfast any request."
"Aunt Stacey when did you get here." TJ jumped off the bed. "I didn't see you all day yesterday, stress in a dress irking you, where is Uncle JJ?"
She laughed. "I left your Uncle JJ there I'm sorry he'll figure it out where I am. Come with me TJ let your parents get their snuggle time in you can help me make breakfast."
Arf [What about me? I want to help I can taste test.]
"Conniehey you can help but Ray is going to take you out for your walk. I think Princess is going to be waiting for you."
Arf [Forget the food I'm gone! Bye TJ save me a few crumbs!]
Conniehey dove off the bed. "I've never seen a dog run that fast unless it was food related. Stacey anything you fix is fine but no bacon because he had some yesterday."
"Gotcha, what was so funny that mad Sam choke?"
"So, what are we going to do today?"
"You don't have no studio time today?" I shook my head. "Okay well we can go baby shopping look at some furniture, have lunch, and maybe later before Stevie and his family drop by. He got something up his sleeve but won't tell me and then after they leave we can get it in."
I sighed. "Sam, I'm sorry to say but my libido is gone again."
"Nooooooooo." He shouted falling out the bed. "I want a spelling bee S-P-E-E-L-L-I-N-G B-E-E!"
Sam's Stick POV
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I knew it was too good to be true Alexandra J up in there controlling things, now Sam is going to revert back to his old ways I'm going to be in his hand, in the shower, on the toilet, in bed, stand up. Why?
Hot Nut's POV
Ball 1 – Are we in a mouth I feel wet, oh it's just water. Welp back to sleep again sorry stick you are now just like us.
Ball 2 – What you mean like us? I get fondled if your ass would just stay woke you might get a hand in this too. Imma nut hot nut anybody here want to rub this nut imma nut hot nut
Ball 1 – Shut up lone nut!
Alexandra J's POV
You know what this is getting out of hand I'm going to call Jenny again because I'm tired of daddy's balls and stick talking mess Cinny get my wireless headphones they just came today I just synced them. Call Jenny. Cinny my bill isn't paid! They done turned my phone off, go online right now to pay my bill, this some foolishness now I got to wait to get through to her. See I can make all of these purchases but I couldn't get a phone on daddy plan.
Cinny – I'm right on it.
JJ's POV
I massaged my temples. "And over here we can put…" I popped some Aleve. "Damn my last two I'm going to have to go out."
"JJ, where are you going? We're talking about how you, me, and Stacey are going to decorate."
"Um…I'm going for a walk. I-I'll be right back."
I picked up my keys. "I'm coming with you I want to see TJ I know that's where you are off too."
"No, no, I'm not. I'm' going to visit Stevie you stay here and continue to come up with ideas that you can't wait share." I kissed her on the cheek. "I love you mom." I slammed the door behind me. "Oh my gosh! She gotta go!"
She pulled the curtain back I leaned back. "Thought I heard JJ, Joshua go get JJ's measuring tape I want to measure the windows."
"Morning JJ." I jumped down the steps. "What's wrong with you this morning? Why you look…"
"Oh shit she opening the door! Run! Man!" We speed ran down the street. "Damn I haven't ran that fast since well in a minute. Your mother is stressing you out."
"Hell yeah."
"JJ wait up for me! It's Mama Mary! I was the one opening the door!" She bent over panting. "Sorry if I scared you but I had to get out the house myself! I'm not feeling that well I haven't run in years I got pain."
Arf [Grandma we all got pain for that one week granny helped out she was some help but now she's our trouble and I can't wait until it's all over! She is going, it's all over.]
"Morning, mom, JJ, Ray, and Conniehey wassup boy, why are you two walking?"
"We had to get up out the house; Bernice had me wanting to climb the walls literally and physically when I see Stacey I'm whipping her behind. She better run. Stevie can you give me a lift to the house."
"Sure mom, you need some woatah go on inside JT will get you a cup. JT get come out here and help grandma inside."
"JT your daddy wants you, hi Mama Mary, I would stay and talk but I have to get to work, I'm running late I have a meeting with the debate team." She hugged and kissed JT, Stevie, and Mary. "I would hug you guys but Conniehey is looking at me wrong. I'll see you later tonight bye! Stevie have fun teaching!"
Arf [How in the hell was I looking at you wrong? Uncle Stevie get your fiancé to the furry side of life we can be a ship I've been working on it check this out Denisenniehey or if you don't want to be a ship with me I'll ship with Mary we are Marnniehey, or Dejanae we can be Dejananiehey. If you're wondering me and TJ are Thaddehey. We'll discuss later.]
"I will. I know you already heard that PawPaw beat up Tank."
Arf [Yup that fool will never learn. Oh there she goes Princess!]
Conniehey tail wagged fast. "Conniehey stay still."
"Oh he can't Conniehey got a boo! Everyone getting a boo but J3 you better get him over there to his girl or he's going to snap his leash."
"Alright we'll catch up later. C-Conniehey stop pulling me."
Arf [Wassup girl with your fine ass.]
"Look, I'll see later man I got to go get your sister before your mother gets, her tell her I'll leave some left her." I jogged the rest of the way to Samcedes house I cupped my hands around my eyes leaning against the glass. "Look at her up in there singing and cooking."
"You went to school to learn girl boy things you never, never knew before, like "I" before "E" except after "C", and why 2 plus 2 makes 4 now, now, now I'm gonna teach you teach you, teach you all about love boy all about love sit yourself down, take a seat all you gotta do is repeat after me."
"A B C it's easy as, 1 2 3 as simple as, do re mi A B C, 1 2 3 baby, you and me gir it's easy as, 1 2 3
as simple as, do re mi A B C, 1 2 3 baby, you and me girl."
I entered the house. "Morning Uncle JJ."
"Morning TJ, Stacey, don't run now…" I chased her around the living room. "How could you leave me back at the house with that woman your phone is off, Sam and Mercedes aren't answering their phone you know how much I suffered! I was starting to enjoy her company!"
"I'm sorry baby! I'll make it up to you."
"I know you will come give me some sugar." Sam groaned. "Don't the both of you have a house to do that at?"
"We do but my mother is there."
"So is mine too, she should balance everything out." He took a sip of his coffee. "She didn't okay its bad forgive I was you not to long ago but I'll take her out of your hair for a few hours Mercedes and I are going shopping for baby stuff. This should be fun." He rubbed his head. "I have a headache already."
"Good Morning, I see you found her out. Here JJ." She tossed me the bottle of pills. "You'll need these."
"Got that right! I took my last two this morning between daddy, Mama Mary, and me it's like candy, up in there with us."
"I bet it is, TJ you got 10 more minutes."
Arf [Ray you just had to cockblock I was still on my leash we were right behind the tree! Anyway I worked up an appetite toss me a piece of sausage.]
"Where is Stacey?! Stacey!"
"Oh, Lord." She picked up her plate running upstairs. "I'm gone."
"Morning Sam, Mercedes, TJ. Where is Stacey?"
"She's upstairs mom!"
"Thank you JJ will you fix me a plate you're such a dear." She pinched my cheeks. "Stacey!"
"JJ HOW COULD YOU?!"
I laughed. "Payback so we're on for the safari this week!"
Alexandra's POV
I can call Jenny now great, hopefully she knows how to answer her phone this time because she made me feel some kind of way calling me a fetus. I have a name.
"Wassup."
Hi Jenny.
"What up fetus? How are you and Cinny doing?"
Cinny – Alexandra kicked me! How could you write that?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry your hair will grow back in the next chapter now what do you want I have to make dinner and wash clothes, it's Taco Tuesday."
That sounds good I wonder what mommy is going to eat but the reason I have you on the phone is because daddy's stick and nuts keep talking! Can we muzzle them?
"Um…I can get them a jockstrap."
What is that?
TJ's POV
Today's school day has been pretty great because my Uncle Stevie is volunteering in my classroom he's reading us a book well he's supposed to but he had something else up his sleeve.
Gabby raised her hand. "Yes, Gabby."
"Uncle Stevie its story time you are supposed to be reading us book and I have the perfect selection it's about princess and…."
"Gabby don't any of us boys want to hear a story about some boring princess we want to do boy things, right Malachi?"
"Right! Sit down, sit down, and sit down Uncle Stevie can we go outside and jump in the mud! I like mud and having mud fights."
"Yes…." Malachi, Mikey G, and Max went to their cubbies. "Wait, wait, wait, did they say mud TJ?"
"Uh-huh, I thought you heard them."
"No, Hey! M to the 3rd power, come sit down we can't go outside its rainy and wet and I have something planned for us put your coats back."
"What you got planned?"
"You'll see just sit down. Okay, how many of you play video games." All hands went up. "Great! Hands down I play video games too many of you may remember me from TJ's second day of school, I'm Uncle Stevie and I'm a gamer, so is TJ he's my mini gamer VP, I'm the President so today you'll all be getting your crash course in video game ratings."
"AWESOME! 3 way hi-five."
"Yup it is awesome. Now I packed a few of my favorite games for you to pass around and we might get to play one. So, where is the chalk ah, here it is. ESRB." He wrote on the chalkboard. "Does anyone in here know what that stands for? Anyone? Yes, you, what's your name?"
"Carter."
"Okay, Carter what do you think ESRB stands for?"
"Everyone sometimes rub their booties. Everyone get up and rub your booties." The whole class got up rubbing their booties. "This is cool."
"Everyone I'm giving you to the count of three to stop rubbing your little booties 1, 2, 3! Whew! Thank you, nice but wrong ESRB stands for Entertainment Software Rating Board these are ratings that you see on games to help your parents make the right selection for you, now your game set is E which means Everyone can play the next level is E10+ which means 10 and older the game is good for you, then Teen, Mature, and Adult." He opened his backpack. "I made a chart of the ratings on this Velcro board I have it's 23 of y'all I made 30 to be on the safe side and you are going to put the Velcro game in the rating you think it is." He passed out the Velcro games. "Alright TJ, what's the title of your game?"
"Lego Star Wars and this is an E rated game."
"That's right E slot, Carter, what game you got?"
"This is Max Payne and this game is an M rated game."
"Right, who is next?" Once all of the games were in their right rating Uncle Stevie excused himself. "Okay I'll be right back I have a little something up my sleeve talk in low voices."
"TJ your Uncle Stevie is the best! Ms. Toles is a good teacher but video games and learning about the ratings I'm actually learning!"
"I know!"
He poked his in the room. "Class guess what Uncle Stevie got." He pulled it behind him. "A TV! WE'RE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!"
Sam's POV
"So Mercedes are you sure you want the wall to be purple/lilac because I want her walls to be yellow, or pink…" Mercedes rolled her eyes. "What about honeydew that's a nice color."
Alexandra J's POV
*pops children Tylenol* Mommy I need some….she's drinking some water. Thank you mommy my headache is gone let me zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sam's POV
"I just popped me some pills." She whispered. "I'm going to enjoy this shopping trip. Honeydew is a nice color mom, it really is. Sam you want?"
"I'm good baby I popped a few before we left." I blew her a kiss. "We're here! Thank God." I mumbled.
"Sam, did you say something?"
"Yes, I did I said, we're here thank God! I can't wait to see what kind of crib my little one is going to sleep in you grandmas go ahead and head in first see what you like and everything."
"Come on Mary."
I waved. "I thought your mother would never shut up totally honest. I know your father and my father are both knocked out sleep. Are you ready to do some retail baby therapy?"
"Yes, I am."
"Okay I'll come around and open your door. There you go. Alexandra we're going shopping, something you already know something about except these purchases will be authorized. It's okay Alexandra nga yawne lu oer, which means, I love you. Let's go look at some cribs and bassinets. Are we looking to get a color crib or just a white or brown crib?"
"I want a crib that grows with her so I can tell people she still sleeps in her crib. She's gonna feel some kind of way about that it's sweet. Like this one. Can you imagine Alexandra sleeping in this crib?" I hugged her from behind. "And we're like this looking down at her."
"Sam, Mercedes I find you two over here! I found the perfect crib. It's lilac. You're going to love it! Come on."
"We'll be over in a minute."
I sighed. "Yes, I can see that."
"Yeah, it is sweet." I started at this person feet until I got to their face. "Surprise to see me this is suppose to be us yet here you are with someone that isn't me. You should feel some kind of way about this. You all had all this in me. You just gonna stare I knew you were all talk and no walk."
A/N: I'll leave it right here. Until tomorrow iamJLS