Originally posted: 2011-02-14
Content: Chrono's worst nightmare
"Okay everyone, I have an announcement to make." Lindy said to her gathered family.
"What is it, mom?" Chrono asked. "I have to get to work soon…"
"I'm getting remarried!"
"What?" Chrono gasped.
"To Yuuno."
"WHAT?" Chrono shot up this time and glared at the librarian who for some reason he hadn't noticed sitting there earlier.
"How could you, mom?" Fate started to tear up before jumping over to Yuuno and looping her arms around his neck. "You know I love Yuuno too!"
"Now now, Fate." Lindy chuckled. "You can marry him as well."
"Yay!" Fate snuggled into his neck. "I'm so happy!"
"Now wait just a min…"
"In that case," Amy piped up and moved to Yuuno's side. "I want in on this too."
"Huh?" Chrono's mouth hung open even more. "Amy, what…"
"I'll be honest with you, Chrono." She smiled apologetically. "I've been having an affair with Yuuno for years now. He's just so much bigger and more skilled than you are, sorry. I already have the divorce papers ready, so…"
"I can't believe this…" Chrono dropped back onto the couch.
"Yuuno is going to be your new papa from now on." Amy told the twins.
"No fair!" Liera cried, running over and clinging to Yuuno's leg. "I wanna be his lover too!"
"Well okay then!" Lindy beamed. "The more the merrier!"
"Yuuno, you son of a…" Chrono glared at the other man.
"Don't be like that Chrono." Yuuno grinned. "We're family now so let's get along, okay son slash brother-in-law slash father-in-law?"
"NOOO!"
Chrono bolted upright, flinging aside his sweat soaked sheets in the process.
X-X-X
"Hey Chrono, how are… Why are you holding Durandal?"
"It's the only way to be sure!"
Lately I seem to keep giving Chrono ample reasons to kill Yuuno...