well lookie! xD frying pan is back!
mentions of chapter 1
~Chapter 36: Return of Frying Pan~
Tim wasn't sure having two speedsters in a small apartment was such a good idea and he told Dick that. Dick looked over to the couch and cringed. "Yeah... What was I thinking when I invited them?"
"You didn't want me to feel left out?"
"Oh yeah."
Tim laughed and hugged Dick from behind, his forehead leaning against his brother's back "I can feel your heart." He mumbled, clutching a handful of the front of Dick's shirt. The elder Robin chuckled slightly as he reached for a pan on the drying rack. "Think you can help me with the burgers? I've got the mix done and-"
"Dick-"
CLONG!
The only reason Tim was still on his shaky legs was because he was holding onto his brother for dear life as he laughed to tears, Dick cringed and croaked 'Sorry' while lowering the pan that had flown backwards on reflex.
Bart was on his knees and lowered so much his forehead was touching the floor because every time he looked at Wally he laughed harder.
Luckily for the red haired speedster he had speed healing but he accepted the ice pack from Tim non the less while muttering curses towards the 1st Robin, Tim shrugged while grinning widely. "You should know better then to sneak up on a bat... Or you could have dodged that blow."
"How would I Dick was that fast?!" Wally grumbled, pressing the ice pack on the spot he had been hit with the pan.
"I was right there and you came out of nowhere! The way it all played out he was trying to protect me." Tim stated and helped Dick make the burgers while the man himself took out french fries from the freezer and poured some of them into the fryer, Bart was fixing the salad things that went with the burgers while Wally just focused on his face.
Dang, Dick had a mean swing.
"Who taught you that anyway?!"
Tim spit out his mouthful soda and Dick dropped his unopened beer so he could catch himself on the counter edge before he crashed on the floor the way he was laughing.
The only word... Or number... That came out was 4.
Wally got his phone out and the second she answered he barked out.
"You are forbidden to watch Tangled and be near Frying pans! Dick almost slammed my face in!... What do you mean your swing is worse?!... Jason's face was imprinted in the pan?!"
Dick gasped and gave up trying to stand so he just crash on the floor clutching his sides, Tim had turned off the stove and moved the pan so he could lean against one of the counters laughing, his fist beating the surface while Bart gaped at them and then looked at Wally.
"They protect each other from God know what only to beat the hell out of each other?!"
"Told you Bats are crazy!"
"Yeah but I thought that was like two of them not the whole family!"
Wally sighed as he eyed his best friend on the floor. "Tell Bruce that he might have to make funeral arrangements... These two are dying... You taught him to swing a frying pan at people!..."
Bart looked at them all before face palming. "You sure it's not Batman teaching them that?"
If Stephanie had put her phone on speaker it would explain why the people on her end was dying along with the two Robins on the kitchen floor of Dick's apartment.
i know -.- there's no way you could survive something like that
but who said The Bats were human?!