Disclaimer: I do not own Toll House.

Bella Edward

Edwarrrrrddddd…

Yes?

Would you still love me if I didn't have my amazing physique?

-he chuckles- Of course. Why?

Cuz before you came, when I woke up…

You accidentally skipped your daily routine of palates?

I don't exercise, silly.

-Disregards missing of point-

Anyways, I went downstairs, and there was this box on the table, so I opened it. And inside…

There were canolis?

No. There were like three really big Toll House cookies in these paper wrapper things.

Okay.

And I ate them all.

That's okay. You've still got your bod.

YAY!

-snickers- I made Edward say "bod".

So this morning when I woke up...

There was this box on the table...

so I opened it...

and inside there were like three big Toll House cookies in these paper wrapper things...

and I ate them all.

Sound familiar?

Yeah.