A/N I should of been working on this and updating! But instead I'm going to work on a new fanfiction and the sequel that may or may not exist anywhere even in my files yet! (Yes it does!)

Now let me go over some rules so you do not fail the test! If you go to Far East, you will fail. If you read the chapter in reverse, you will fail. If you do not read the sequel to this story, YOU WILL FAIL!

Okay. I also do not own South Park. But by now I should have complete and total world domination. (insane laughter in the background)

J's POV

"Why do I have to go to school today?" I complain to Emily, who is dragging by the wrist towards the bus stop.

"Because you have to." Emily tells me. Bark! Bark! Look at that apparently I'm a dog.

"I'm not your pet you know!" I yell, teleporting a foot away. "Plus, when have you ever met someone that can actually keep me in sight?!" I teleport to school. This is going to be a long, running away from someone day.

Recess

"Why are you on the roof?" Kyle asks me. Apparently he was up here too. I did give him flying powers didn't I?

"Semi-long story short. I am being hunted down by a friend so I don't go completely insane." I tell him. Emily comes out from where I guess you could either climb up to the roof from. "See ya!"

I jump off the edge of the roof. Don't try this at home unless you are also an incredibly skilled gymnast. I flip from going down head first. Making this simple, not fancy. I land. Sure telekinesis helps a little here but, I can actually do that with some success. Meaning completing the flip and landing, except breaking by legs on impact.

"Was that a suicide attempt?" Stan asks. I guess he was standing right there. Isn't that convenient?

"No, it was an escape success. Emily's trying to make sure I don't go insane." I say. "She somehow found a way to get on the roof."

"One time Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and I stole the town sign and put it up there. The whole town followed us!" Stan exclaims.

"Cool. " I say.

I run off so Emily doesn't find me. The last place she would look for me is the library right? Sure let's go with that. One reason, I'm already in the school library. This is boring. It's books and most of it is educational and horrible!

There's five minutes of recess left. Shouldn't take too long.

What seems like an hour later, the bell rings. Now math class. Oh this day will magically go on forever won't it?

"Okay class if 'x+7+30(x-2)=5+6x' what does 'x' equal?" My teacher asks. I look down at my paper and scribble down numbers.

If you were looking at my paper and the problem I was forced into solving, that I will never again need, this is what it would look like. (A/N Skip this part if math is a b**ch)

'x+7+30(x-2)=5+6x

x+7+30x-60=5+6x

31x-53=5+6x

-6x+31x-53=5+6x-6x

25x-53=5

53+25x-53=5+53

25x=58

1/25*25/1x=53/1*1/25

x=2.32'

Math sucks a**.

One lecture about that problem later and I'm sitting through a lecture on the planets and why they're 'so' important.

i realize something. Two days. There are two days left. Then we all have to leave. And then. Well, give me some ideas people! I can't do everything here!

After School

I start humming a little tune. Sounds like something I know. I think it's a song my dad taught me about walking to one of the other compass towns.

Wait. My dad taught me that song before he went to South Park for business! And I am just thinking of it now, I never said I was smart.

"I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time." I sing quietly. I don't remember the rest of it. Just that first line.

Haha that little kick-a** mountain town. I wish I never have to leave.

Stan's POV

I was at Kyle's house when we both suddenly blurt out, "Friendly faces everywhere! Humble folks without temptation!"

"Was there a reason for that?" I ask.

"Probably not." Kyle says. Weird.

J's POV

Another line of the song enters my mind. "Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind." I sing. No one can hear me in my tree. Yay.

Cartman's POV

"Ample parking day or night! People spouting 'howdy neighbor'!" I yell.

D*mnit I'm trying to watch TV and eat weird mind thing!

J's POV

"Going down to South Park going to see if I can't unwind." I sing the next line I remember.

Kenny's POV

I'm just sitting in my room. Playing with a piece of string I found when I muffle out some random words that go too fast for me to understand.

Is someone singing that stupid song again?!

J's POV

"Going down to South Park. Gonna meet some friends of mine." I finish the lines I know. I missed like two or three.

The Next Day

Almost every other word spoken today is, 'tomorrow'. Tomorrow, our last day in South Park. At least I can still come visit. Sometimes it's useful to be alone.

"I'm gonna miss you guys!" Bebe tells me and Emily.

"We'll miss you too!" Emily and I exclaim. It's raining today, so students are randomly roaming the halls during recess.

"Wait is that Gaz walking around with Wendy?" Emily asks.

"I think it is." I say. "Why does it matter?"

"Don't you hate her or something?" Bebe questions.

"We're cool." I reply. "Just to catch us up with everyone else. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow."

A/N YEAH LITTLE TO NO IMPORTANCE TO THE STIRY AT ALL! Okay, it's been a full week. We needed an update. Next three chapters will be:

Last Chapter of This Story

epilogue of this story

Final Author's Note

Prologue of the Sequel

HAVE FUN WAITING!