A/N: This one I already had written out, so that's why it's RoyEd implied. (hides)

Disclaimer: Suing is bad, so I don't own FMA.

Sunburn

Roy walked down the hallway with his stacks of paperwork grumbling. It wasn't fair! Why did he have to do all this crap?

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of giggles and snickers. He peered over the stack and saw his subordinates, including Riza Hawkeye, standing outside his office clucking away like a group of chickens.

"Did you see--"

"Yeah! Did you?"

"I can't believe it!"

Roy emitted a growl from his throat which could've been mistaken for a clearing of his throat. Everyone instantly stopped chatting. They looked up and parted for him, enabling him entrance to his office.

Roy entered his office and just about dropped everything he was holding. His bad mood had instantly taken a 180 and now he was trying desperately not to giggle like a school girl.

Sitting on the edge of his desk was Edward Elric, face and arms as red as a broiled lobster.

"Not. A Word."

Roy chuckled. "Edward-kun, I knew you had a short temper, but I didn't know that it was short enough to get your red in the face."

"Roy," Edward seethed, "don't push it."

"What's the matter, shrimp-san? You can't get any redder than you already are!"

Edward jumped up from the desk and instantly punched Roy in the jaw with his flesh hand. He soon regretted it when the sunburned skin began to sting.

"AAAAAH! IT HURTS!" Edward gritted his teeth as he slowly sat down on the couch.

Roy took this to his advantage and seated himself beside the boy. No little shrimp was going to get away with punching him in the face…

Poke.

Ed glared at Roy as he bit his tongue.

Poke. Poke.

"Ow…" Edward finally let the word slide off his tongue.

Jab. Jab.

Ed seethed as Roy jabbed his finger onto his burnt flesh. "Ow! Stop that!"

Roy smirked. He took his hand and rubbed it hard on the bridge of Ed's nose. He could feel the heat radiating off the boy's skin.

Ed's eyes swelled with tears. It hurt like hell, damnit! "Rooooooy! Please stop!" He pleaded.

When Roy ignored his pleas, Edward decided that it was time to take action. He raised his fist and socked the Taisa in the face instead of the jaw and sent him keeling backwards out cold.

Ed blinked in surprise at the heap of Roy on the floor. Havoc poked his head in the room and grinned. He entered chuckling.

"Oi! Good job boss, you knocked him out cold!" With that, he playfully slapped Ed on the back.

A scream emitted from the boy and echoed throughout the headquarters. Ed had slightly forgotten to mention about his sunburned back…

A/N: Nothing to say.

-Mint Pizza Queen