Why Padme and Chuchi weren't helping Anakin and Obi-Wan with the pirates
(Gungan General)
Disclaimer: Don't own it
"Ah Padme," Palpatine said, as Padme entered his office, "I'm afraid I have some rather unfortunate news, the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo, it will happen in 100 days."
"Yeah, I'm not in the mood to go save Naboo right now," Padme replied, "Can you remind me later?"
"I suppose," Palpatine said, "By the way is that gym on Naboo still offering free membership?"
"Nope." Padme answered
"Great, now I'm not going to lose weight!" Palpatine cried.
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(99 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(95 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged. 0 0 0
(90 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(85 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(80 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(75 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(69 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(57 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(42 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(34 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(17 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(11 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged. 0 0 0
(6 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
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(2 days until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged. 0 0 0
(12 hours until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
(6 hours until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged.
(1 hour until the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Padme, I'm just reminding you that the Separatist are planning to destroy Naboo!" Palpatine said to Padme.
"I'll do something about it later!" She whinged, "Oh crap! 1 hour? You couldn't have told me about this sooner? You're so fat you couldn't even bother to tell me Naboo was going to be destroyed? Lazy!"
"But I told you about this, one hundred days ago!" Palpatine ran away to his room to cry and angst because another person called him fat.
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(57 minutes till the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo and Padme and Chuchi are there)
"Okay so what's the plan?" Chuchi asked.
"We should . . . um," Padme started, "Let's just play Wii."
"I'm down with that" Chuchi said.
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(5 minutes till the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"Oh no!" Padme cried, "We only have 5 minutes to save Naboo! We should do something!"
"Wait let's wait another minute till we save Naboo." Chuchi suggested, "Then, we will have only 4 minutes to save the world and we can do that song by Justin Timberlake and Madonna!"
"Okay!" Padme said.
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(4 minutes till the Separatist plan to destroy Naboo)
"You ready?" Padme asked.
"Yep." Chuchi said.
And with that, the two women began to sing and dance to the song '4 minutes'.
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(After Chuchi and Padme finished their song)
"Okay because that was so entertaining," Darth Wolf strode out from behind a tree wearing a bunny costume, "I won't blow up Naboo!"
"Hey that worked!" Padme exclaimed, "How did you know it would work Chuchi?"
"Oh, well I got in touch with rockforthecross74," Chuchi said, "And rockforthecross74 said that if we did something to entertain Darth Wolf then Naboo would explode!"
"It was very entertaining watching you two fail at '4 minutes'" Darth Wolf said grinning.
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(Later on Coruscant)
"Well that was annoying!" Chuchi exclaimed.
"Yeah, we had to dance to save Naboo!" Padme said.
"No, I missed a sale on at this shop I like!" Chuchi replied.
"Oh, okay then," Padme said, " Well, see ya, ya home wrecking floozy!"
"Hehehe," Chuchi giggled, "Bye, wait . . . what?"
Okay so this chapter was meant to come out ages ago, rockforthecross74 and Darth Wolf are both authors on this site and they came 3rd and 1st in naming a character in one of my stories
If anyone wants me to come up with a reason why a character wasn't in an episode or didn't do that much, please tell me in a review.
No season 2 or season 3 suggestions please